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2006 'Tabbies Announced!
Merry Fucking Christmas, metalfags one and all. In the season of Yuletide necrobollocks, I bring you the tabulated results of all your dire bullshit and the judgements you have seen fit to dispense. Cunts.
MOST IRRITATING MEMBER:
This is usually a competitive category, as some of you are JUST FUCKING GRATING. The Nokia phones spambot got a mention on 3 votes, Metal Monkey and Problematic had a half-decent showing with 4 each, and Skeletor of Steel managed a credible and emo-flavoured 6.
But it all came to nought. The absolute undisputed king of the mangled sentence and retarded fucking opinion, REQUIEM, managed more votes than everyone else put together with a monstrous 15.
LEAST IRRITATING N00B:
Moe got 3, Blood Red Bass and Mrs. M got 4 each, Xgraf garnered a mighty 8. It's official. We hate him the least.
FAVOURITE LITTLE BITCH:
NEWSFLASH: TRANSIENT, THE PERENNIAL BITCH, HAS FINALLY BEEN DETHRONED. His 10 votes only got him to the line, while Bob Ze EnglishMangler's 11 got him over it. (Even though he quit, Dissection still managed a credible 7. Only two other people managed to get a vote at all. It's pretty clear how our bitches break down.)
BIGGEST NAZI FUCKWIT MOD:
Deadset tied. On 10 votes each, myself and Mr. PST. Expect more hostility than usual for telling us how mean we are. Powers was the only other bastard who managed a showing, with a limp and floppy 3.
BEST AVATAR:
A clear win for the Bass Behemoth, with 7. Slayme, that fucking shitsucker, got 4. You made this one uncompetitive by all voting for yourselves. Stupid twats.
BEST SIGNATURE:
Spread all over the place like your mum, this category was. But Brains For Brekkers managed 4, which still makes him first. Fittingly, his signature says:
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No-one ever realises this is from a Saxon song, and answers "The broken heroes?" Shame on you. Anyway, Metal=Life & Def got 4 up and Trendkill 420 got 3. In other words, Def did very well for a guy that's still around.
FLAMAGE OF THE YEARAGE:
These are often hard to remember. Many of you voted for Foxguitar for such luminary episodes as this one. You failed to remember that was in fact 2005. Douchepigs. Of the votes that were real... this excresence from Skeletor of Faggotry got lit up like a 4-vote Christmas tree. Likewise, Dissection's Goodbye thread got the big 4-vote finger.
(Transient also got 3 votes for being alive, seeing as many of you just assume that at some point he was yelled at and it was funny.)
BIGGEST CUNT:
A fairly widespread field. Problematic, Zionist, Bia, XTRALBS and PST picked up 2 or 3 each (I was sick of counting accurately by this point in time).
However, you utter shitsacks, you'll never guess who won. Fucking ME. 8 votes (although 3 of you qualified by saying "in a nice way"). And after all the lovely things I've said and done, too.
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AND NOW SOME FRESH MEAT:
We need two new award categories. Why? Because it's fucking fun, that's why. So here they are:
The "Keyballs" Award - For the Biggest Chasm Between e-Blather and Real Life.
This one goes to the person with the biggest online mouth, the biggest tough-talking e-thug... who's actually 115lbs of pouty-mouthed lily-white suburban fagflesh and couldn't stand up to a toddler with a plastic hammer without the intervention of a computer screen.
The Mutt Award - For the Deadset Ugliest Motherfucker on the Green Screen
You've seen the pic thread. Some of you are downright hideous. Let's find the ugliest fucker on here and TURN THE GODDAMN SCREWS ON THEIR UGLINESS.
CONGRATULATIONS, OR NOT, TO ALL OUR LUCKY, OR UNLUCKY, WINNERS. VOTE ON THE NEW ONES NOW, CUM SCULPTURES!
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Biggest Mutt - Requiem again. The first time I saw his picture I thought I was looking at a female anime.
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First, I'd like to thank Bia..for creating my avatar. Secondly, I would like to thank Canadian beer and beavers whom drink beer. I couldn't have done it without them.
Keyballs - Requiem...but I'm sure a lot of other people could take this nomination as well.
I'll have to think over the Mutt award.
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FINALLY THE RESULTS!
Keyballs - Infinity
Mutt - I don't visit the Ugly Photobook thread much... but I'll say... bah, I find this too offensive. Beyond jokes or fun.
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facebook.com/deadheadroses
deadheadroses.bandcamp.com
deadheadrosesmusic.com
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Nice close up fuck face.
Keyball - Me, even though I talk the same amount of shit real life.
Mutt - Gotta be CTL I think, doesn't stop me from loving you though.
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Mutt - K13m. Sorry, man, it must be those cameras in Holland.
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Cool, I got the Best Signature Tabbie 
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DETH TOLL!!!
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The Mutt Award - For the Deadset Ugliest Motherfucker on the Green Screen
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awww you guys might not love me, but you don't hate me as much as other people?? 
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I'm not sure how scientifically you're meant to go about choosing the shitster. I'm pretty sure the process should go as follows:
1. Choose someone who talks a lot of shit on the internet.
2. Decide that the fundamental laws of the internet indicate that people are taking advantage of the opportunity to mask their real identity and personality to become the cool/sexually experienced/badass/alcoholic/ninja/European/fire-breathing/philosophical/horse-cocked/famous/down-to-Earth/friendly/popular people they aren't in real life, and by these fundamental laws this person who talks a lot of shit on the internet can't in real life.
3. Say that he's got the biggest e-balls.
I think that CtL has the biggest e-balls, and in real life he's actually in a timidity-induced coma that's given him some sort of strange psychic link to the internet. The ugliest member is whichever girl equipped with pictures has attracted the attention of members lately. It can only be Dame or Pineapply, so whichever one's more recent.
I'd also like to register my distaste for Zionist's ripping off of the estimable slayme.
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The "Keyballs" Award- If I mention their name they might have a keyballs moment.
Mutt- That dude in Zionists avatar. 
Sars, nice to see you back man
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bwahahaha i win the Everyones favorite little bitch.....i didnt quit...im working the night...and i wont work there anymore so i will be here more frequently
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I'm not sure how scientifically you're meant to go about choosing the shitster. I'm pretty sure the process should go as follows:
1. Choose someone who talks a lot of shit on the internet.
2. Decide that the fundamental laws of the internet indicate that people are taking advantage of the opportunity to mask their real identity and personality to become the cool/sexually experienced/badass/alcoholic/ninja/European/fire-breathing/philosophical/horse-cocked/famous/down-to-Earth/friendly/popular people they aren't in real life, and by these fundamental laws this person who talks a lot of shit on the internet can't in real life.
3. Say that he's got the biggest e-balls.
I think that CtL has the biggest e-balls, and in real life he's actually in a timidity-induced coma that's given him some sort of strange psychic link to the internet. The ugliest member is whichever girl equipped with pictures has attracted the attention of members lately. It can only be Dame or Pineapply, so whichever one's more recent.
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I grew recently, I think I'm about 199 cm. With my blond afro, and shoes, easily 205cm thereabouts. I think that's about 6"5'?
I also find it strange that you voted me for keyballs? I'm not disputing your vote... but I don't really talk shit, ever??? I may be a fucking dickhead (and I acknowledge that), but I don't pick fights or whatnot? Meh, each to their own.
In case you're wondering, no I'm not particularly mutty, and I am not lying about my height. In fact I think I'll post pictures of myself (first time  ) later tonight (gotta charge camera battery).
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Please, no cock pics.
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2006-12-22, 11:36
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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Haha, may be hard to believe, but no. It might seem contrary to my usual nature, but I don't feel it necessary to publicly ridicule members of the forum on their appearance.
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Damn, man. We caught different trains on that one.
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"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
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2006-12-22, 11:51
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Life is pain.
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Yeah well look at FBS he's a fucken leopard so he can't talk.
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2006-12-22, 12:43
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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Yeah well look at FBS he's a fucken leopard so he can't talk.
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FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME THE FUCKING CAT IS A FUCKING JAGUAR.
YOU COULD TELL BY THE CHEEKS IF YOU WERE A PROFESSIONAL ZOOLOGIST, WHICH IS A STANDARD I DEMAND THAT RANDOM PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET WITH NO SCIENTIFIC TRAINING ADHERE TO.
Thank you for your time. Feel free to wash the salty tang of my scrote out of your vicious lying mouth.
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I grew recently, I think I'm about 199 cm. With my blond afro, and shoes, easily 205cm thereabouts. I think that's about 6"5'?
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About 6" 8.5'. If you stand in front of me at a gig I'll punch you in the right kidney.
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"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
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2006-12-22, 12:47
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Life is pain.
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I do feel free to, although I don't think I will, thanks, lynx boi.
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2006-12-22, 13:38
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Damn, man. We caught different trains on that one.
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Indeed. I don't know. I just got a guilt pang, saying "You don't need to voice your opinion on this matter".
Also, CTL, you may look nerdy (not really a bad thing) but I was under the impression that you were fat? You're not fat!
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About 6" 8.5'. If you stand in front of me at a gig I'll punch you in the right kidney.
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FUCK ME! Are you serious? I gotta go fucking remeasure sometime, that's ridiculous. I like being tall, but I don't want to be freakishly tall... for reasons such as your evaluation. Sucks at gigs.
I went through a stage, when I had massive spurts, of despising my height, and foot length. I'm over it now, but it's still awkward.
I WANT STUMP MY GROWTH.
Edits: nah, FBS, I think you got that one wrong mate.
Converter...
199 centimeter = 6.528 871 391 feet [international, U.S.]
Cunt. Scare me like that.
Open for any loose growth stumping propositions (don't want to hijack the thread). A mate said gym, I did gym for a whole term at school (once a week, I know, quite crappy) and it didn't fucking help at all. Growth stumping wise, and strength wise.
Anyhow, LOLZOE EY?
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2006-12-22, 14:12
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I am a tax on the world..
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I'm going to vote powers for the Mutt Award...I remember correctly he has posted pictures exposing his hairy chest...godamn. haha
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Ass, you know I'm the fucking model of Metaltabs. 
Keyballs: I want to give this to FBS. Even though all of us mod buddies talk a lot of shit......he's the only one who can really back his shit up with sources.
Mutt: BassBehemoth. He looks like an ugly girl with lipstick on.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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2006-12-22, 14:22
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Keyballs: I want to give this to FBS. Even though all of us mod buddies talk a lot of shit......he's the only one who can really back his shit up with sources.
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Indeed, but isn't keyballs just plain old talking shit?
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The "Keyballs" Award - For the Biggest Chasm Between e-Blather and Real Life.
This one goes to the person with the biggest online mouth, the biggest tough-talking e-thug... who's actually 115lbs of pouty-mouthed lily-white suburban fagflesh and couldn't stand up to a toddler with a plastic hammer without the intervention of a computer screen.
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2006-12-22, 14:46
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I am a tax on the world..
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That's just an example/implication and doesn't exclude people from being nominated.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
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I think that's about 6"5'?
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Do you guys do everything bass ackwards? I'm 5'8". feet come before inches as a rule. BUT THOSE I DON'T EXPECT YOU FOREIGNERS ON THE INTERNET THAT DO NOTHING BUT BITCH ABOUT AMERICANS TO KNOW THAT!
Somehow it doesn't look as well as when fbs does it.
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Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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2006-12-22, 15:16
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Do you guys do everything bass ackwards? I'm 5'8". feet come before inches as a rule. BUT THOSE I DON'T EXPECT YOU FOREIGNERS ON THE INTERNET THAT DO NOTHING BUT BITCH ABOUT AMERICANS TO KNOW THAT! |
IMPERIAL SUKZ.
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Somehow it doesn't look as well as when fbs does it.
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I dunno.... If you back everything up and give evidence/sources, in essence, you're not really talking shit...
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2006-12-22, 16:24
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Mutt: BassBehemoth. He looks like an ugly girl with lipstick on.
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Hmm, so that's why lesbians/bi sexual girls always seem to be attracted to me. 
haha, seriously...... 
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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2006-12-22, 16:40
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Hmm, so that's why lesbians/bi sexual girls always seem to be attracted to me.
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2006-12-22, 19:25
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Regardless of what the example is, the thing is the chasm. Saying that somebody can back up the shit they talk means that there is no chasm.
Zionist is a silly man. Unfortunately there is no category for that.
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2006-12-22, 22:26
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Hmm, so that's why lesbians/bi sexual girls always seem to be attracted to me.
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Sort of like straight women being cooler with gay men? You're safe to them.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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2006-12-22, 22:28
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Hmm, so that's why.../bi sexual girls always seem to be attracted to me. |
Dude, why would you pissed off about that?
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2006-12-22, 22:31
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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199 centimeter = 6.528 871 391 feet [international, U.S.]
Cunt. Scare me like that.
Open for any loose growth stumping propositions (don't want to hijack the thread). A mate said gym, I did gym for a whole term at school (once a week, I know, quite crappy) and it didn't fucking help at all. Growth stumping wise, and strength wise.
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I did 205cm, in my head, drunk. It's actually 6" 7.5'.
Once a week never did shit for no-one.
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"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
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Dude, why would you pissed off about that?
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Fucking cockteasers, thats why!
Right? 
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Keyballs: problematic fo'sho, sure your tall but you're a skinny bitch, and you even look like an asshole.
Mutt: me. I'm 6'2" but im a lardass. Although.............the ladies love my hair 
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2006-12-22, 23:11
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Fucking cockteasers, thats why!
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Nooo, if two bi-girls like you...then that is a fucking dream. Lesbians are cockteasers, I mean those lesbians who use dildos of course.
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Nice signature by the way.
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Keyballs: problematic fo'sho, sure your tall but you're a skinny bitch, and you even look like an asshole.
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2006-12-23, 14:21
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Nooo, if two bi-girls like you...then that is a fucking dream. Lesbians are cockteasers, I mean those lesbians who use dildos of course.
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Ehh, most bi-girls here are just lesbians getting free beer
thanks
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Man oh man I'm in the mood for some meat right about now, so much so that I don't even care how implicitly gay this sentence is.
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Yeah....I noticed....
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Man oh man I'm in the mood for some meat right about now, so much so that I don't even care how implicitly gay this sentence is.
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