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Old 2011-09-05, 00:17
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The MetalTabs Read-along!

I've had yet another fantastic idea! Let's use this thread to share audio recordings of snippets of conversations which were funny or shameful, with other members playing the roles of the original posters! Using funny voices and accents and sound effects and such! OH BOY!

I recommend Soundcloud.com for sharing the audio, but whatever you use make it something streamable.

Paste the quotes you're using so we can "read along", using the QUOTE tags like normal so we can also see who said what.

This will be a success. Say it with me, all together or it won't work:

THIS WILL BE A SUCCESS.
 
Old 2011-09-05, 04:05
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Wait, so if I wanted to quote you I would just post a recording of me quoting you and then someone else would make the reply that happened, or I'd do the whole thing? I also would suggest using Vocaroo.

Either way: http://vocaroo.com/?media=v5A2eiUl01eiwlXsP (kind of loud, turn down speakers)
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Old 2011-09-05, 10:31
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HAHAHAHAHA that's the idea!!

Collaborative works would be fantastic but probably a pain in the ass to organise, so for those who can't be arsed just record all of the voices yourselves. And you don't gotta personally quote anyone to make it happen, you can just tap into old conversations you weren't necessarily a part of or whatever. It's like this thread is the MT highlights reel, but with audio!

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Old 2011-09-05, 11:01
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Wait, so if I wanted to quote you I would just post a recording of me quoting you and then someone else would make the reply that happened, or I'd do the whole thing? I also would suggest using Vocaroo.

Either way: http://vocaroo.com/?media=v5A2eiUl01eiwlXsP (kind of loud, turn down speakers)


HAHA

That was actually funny. Please do more!
 
Old 2011-09-05, 16:38
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I had to do a lot of deep digging to find this one. Hopefully you guys enjoy.


http://vocaroo.com/?media=vfivEQmqaMHdeAwly

(takes a few seconds to start)

post: http://metaltabs.com/forum/showpost...1&postcount=161
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Old 2011-09-05, 18:18
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Someone seriously needs to do the Epic Tale of Chris vs SoE.
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Old 2011-09-05, 19:55
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that'd be about a conversation of 2h straight (only Chris's part).

but srsly how came this idea to your mind Irelandian?
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Old 2011-09-05, 23:25
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I had to do a lot of deep digging to find this one. Hopefully you guys enjoy.


http://vocaroo.com/?media=vfivEQmqaMHdeAwly

(takes a few seconds to start)

post: http://metaltabs.com/forum/showpost...1&postcount=161

HAHAHA, fantastic. When I saw the quote before the audio started I thought to myself "Oh please sound like a fucking mouth-breathing neckbeard". Perfectly executed.

I'll do more later tonight when I got time, there's a few Transient ones I'd like to do. I'd do Paddy but I can't do accents for shit.
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Old 2011-09-06, 15:01
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Haha I don't think I'll be able to read TD's posts the same ever again.

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but srsly how came this idea to your mind Irelandian?
I started with the title and worked backwards!

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I'd do Paddy...
Take a number.

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...but I can't do accents for shit.
Meh, just do whatever feels right. That is, do me as a black man.
 
Old 2011-09-06, 16:16
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Meh, just do whatever feels right. That is, do me as a black man.


http://vocaroo.com/?media=vtuLmlEPuzuRXUV8L

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im alright, getting a masters, in a happy relationship, continual medical problems, looking more and more like warren zevon. and you?


http://vocaroo.com/?media=v0sG4ZYAQhx4tPADO
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


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Old 2011-09-06, 17:07
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Old 2011-09-06, 17:13
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Old 2011-09-06, 18:32
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That is the most perfect impression of a Welsh accent I've ever heard.


haha, I'll take it!
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


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Old 2011-09-06, 21:27
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Lol water boy from hell.
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Old 2011-09-06, 21:49
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lol @ the Tranz quote
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Old 2011-09-07, 00:40
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AHAHAHA! Dammit, that is better than any Tranny I could do.

This is pretty much how I heard everything he said: http://vocaroo.com/?media=vUwKNM9Qn7gMDx7Xy (kinda loud)
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Now you want to focus on California - the reason I even mentioned gangs, is because they are the epitome of the terror that actually grips parts of this state.
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Old 2011-09-07, 00:59
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This is pretty much how I heard everything he said: http://vocaroo.com/?media=vUwKNM9Qn7gMDx7Xy (kinda loud)
Did I hear "nigger tits"? I can usually hear them "clapping" as a two-cow-tongues-nailed-to-a-door Nubian rides a zebra passed my window but I've never actually heard it said aloud.

I have an erection. Not invoked just by thoughts of brown jubblies or by the hilarious shit posted so far, but by how fucking fantastic I am for coming up with this thread.
 
Old 2011-09-07, 15:24
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Dyldo I fucking love you. Going through an actual chemical depression now no joke and this shit kind of made my day holy fuck. Now check out Archer.
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Old 2011-09-07, 18:19
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Haha, glad it put a smile on your face. I've been there, man. Hope everything turns up soon. I will check out Archer tonight. Promise.

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Not invoked just by thoughts of brown jubblies or by the hilarious shit posted so far, but by how fucking fantastic I am for coming up with this thread.

Its a pretty fun idea. Did you make it up or steal it from another forum?
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Old 2011-09-07, 19:08
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Old 2011-09-08, 00:35
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/\ haha. Fucking Dystopia.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2011-09-08, 01:04
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He really is the most retarded person in the world or the world's greatest troll. I'm pretty sure its the former.

I want to PST but I just can't get my Woody Allen down.
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Old 2011-09-08, 01:24
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Someone imitate Bunny

I couldn't imagine anything more irritating
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Old 2011-09-08, 03:35
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Old 2011-09-08, 03:55
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Okay... when I have more time I'm doing this. BRILLIANT IDEA, PADDY. Holy damn this should be a fun thread haha.

Props to all the submissions so far.
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Old 2011-09-08, 04:51
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Okay so I went a bit overboard.

Here is the soundcloud file: http://soundcloud.com/ian-rees/metaltabs-poll

Here is the infamous post: http://metaltabs.com/forum/showthread.php?t=56302

Enjoy.

Note: this is how all the members who weren't in on this little hoax read this post lol
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


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Old 2011-09-08, 06:35
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Okay so I went a bit overboard.

Here is the soundcloud file: http://soundcloud.com/ian-rees/metaltabs-poll

Here is the infamous post: http://metaltabs.com/forum/showthread.php?t=56302

Enjoy.

Note: this is how all the members who weren't in on this little hoax read this post lol

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!! That may be the greatest fucking thing I've ever heard and the bar for everything I do in my life has just been raised. Fuck.

"PST, out."
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Old 2011-09-08, 14:56
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Okay so I went a bit overboard.

Here is the soundcloud file: http://soundcloud.com/ian-rees/metaltabs-poll

Here is the infamous post: http://metaltabs.com/forum/showthread.php?t=56302

Enjoy.

Note: this is how all the members who weren't in on this little hoax read this post lol

Damn man, that's some high end production.

p.s: I knew what this would be once you said "hoax"
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Old 2011-09-08, 15:45
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holy shit lol & the sound wave looks like a big penis. good stuff.
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Old 2011-09-08, 16:31
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That is so fuckin awesome and everything especially how you pronounced decision. Ian already won the best post award for this year
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Old 2011-09-08, 21:54
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This is hilarious. You guys are too funny.
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Old 2011-09-09, 00:37
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That is so fuckin awesome and everything especially how you pronounced decision. Ian already won the best post award for this year


My thoughts exactly. Any past bitterness between us is gone. (srs I want to blow you)

 
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awwwww you guys are just so cute

I think I'll find a really gay conversation (should be really fucking easy) between two members if I do another one and score it with cheesy gay music. Sounds good? Yea. Let's hope I have time and motivation.
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Old 2011-09-09, 12:30
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If you can to that successfully this might bring more lulz than beanhead.
 
Old 2011-09-09, 17:55
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I plan on taking one of Paddy's lyrics and writing a metal song for it. It'll be like Elton Jon and that other guy!
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Old 2011-09-10, 00:34
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Do Compelled's chrestomathy.


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If you can to that successfully this might bring more lulz than beanhead.



inconceivable! but still very lol worthy.
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Am I the only one that never found Beanhead funny? Not to be a stickler.

And I probably won't do the metal song because I'm too lazy to move my amp from my practice space. Maybe a rap song.
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Am I the only one that never found Beanhead funny? Not to be a stickler.

And I probably won't do the metal song because I'm too lazy to move my amp from my practice space. Maybe a rap song.

I don't even know who beanhead is, I'm probably too much of a newfag.
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This is a great thread. I wish i could remember more of the funny and crazy antics that went on here over the years, but unfortunately the majority of my time on the ol green screen over the past (almost) 7 years was spent either high and/or drunk, so my memory is a bit scarce, but i do remember most of these posts as you guys bring them up, but unless reminded, i got nothing haha
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If Atif and Wally were still on here The A & W Show would have been pretty amusing. Wally does some great sound effects. I snooped around a found a few, but I'm not telling what or where.
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Old 2011-09-11, 01:14
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There isn't enough caffeine in the world to make it even remotely convincing.

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I couldn't imagine anything more irritating
Try sharing a very small island with her.

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If Atif and Wally were still on here [...] but I'm not telling what or where.
So this is literally a game of Where's Wally? Yes Americanos, he's called Wally in the rest of the world, not WALDO LIKE SOME SORT OF GAY CUNT.

If you want to do an impression of Atif you could probably just hang around Ground Zero with a microphone to try and pick up some murmurs from Muhammad Atta's ghost.
 
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WALPURGIS=WALLY Where have you been?
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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WALPURGIS=WALLY Where have you been?
BOBBI HICKLING MCMACKERBY, I KNOW WHO WALLY/WALPURGIS/DROP DEAD FRED IS! GOSH!

Gummy GOSH!
 
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Somebody post a fucking audio clip

Paddy why have you not contributed??
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Old 2011-09-13, 23:06
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Sounds like Brüno receiving oral sex whilst undergoing execution by lethal injection, i.e. just like Gomers.

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Old 2011-09-13, 23:08
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Ya did, too. Your little mug shot is even at that link. Maybe that's really your voice?
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2011-09-14, 05:43
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I wanna hear Paddy's real voice!

The Gomli was convincing!
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Old 2011-09-14, 06:44
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I can't even remember this post. I'm still a little bit shocked about this...

Ian, you couldn't even handle the awesomeness of Paddy's voice. It's like an unicorn pissing rainbows into your ear canals and then slowly licking your nosetip.
I had a dream about him speaking but every time Paddy said something everything became so colorful, warm and comfortable that you felt like you're in the uterus again.
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Old 2011-09-14, 07:23
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Old 2011-09-14, 12:56
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I've heard Paddy. Ever heard a Lucky Charms commercial? He doesn't sound like that.

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btw, what did I repeat in butchered German?
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2011-09-14, 18:23
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That's actually something we shout at soccer games against the local rivals (which are Holstein Kiel, St. Pauli and Braunschweig). It's just "We hate xyz"
Your interpretation made me sound very russian somehow. Lovely

Anyway I wanna do a TD one just need to find my headset
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Old 2011-09-14, 19:40
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Old 2011-09-14, 20:16
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Your link doesn't work, Gobbers.
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Old 2011-09-14, 20:38
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should work now
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Old 2011-09-14, 20:40
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Still doesn't, you should try vocaroo
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Old 2011-09-14, 20:56
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If you have it set to private, make it public. We can't see it unless we have accounts (AND I DON'T!).
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noooooooow it works I'm sure. it was set to private somehow
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Old 2011-09-14, 21:10
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Hahahaha, well done. The German accent makes it 10x better.

I like this because I get to see what everyone kind of sounds like.

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He sounds like an Awnult wannabe. lol
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
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lol that was pretty good, he probably works out to the same track also
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hahah i sounds like arnold with down syndrome. good song though. I'd love to know what was up with the resistance bands part? haha. Must've been mocking Req
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Arnold with down syndrome! Haha!
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God dammit Ian you're a genius.
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Old 2011-09-20, 02:04
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Yea I totally ruined the thread with my awesomeness haha sorry.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


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Old 2011-12-03, 22:34
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I think enough time has passed since Ian's selfish and vulgar display of talent for this thread to be reinvigorated without it looking like we're all just settling for less. Not by me, obviously; by one of you bulbous-headed, hydrocephalic soap-dodgers.

Make it happen or I unban all of the spammers
 
Old 2011-12-23, 10:11
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Where are our spammers Pad?
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It isn't even on my Sound Cloud anymore so I'm sure you guys can't even recall the beautifully crafted masterpiece that I created. If nobody starts posting anything soon, though, I'm going to TOP MY LAST POST AND MAKE YOU ALL CRY.
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R.I.P Paddy. My dear and loving father will never be forgotten.
 
Old 2011-12-23, 22:58
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Put it back up on soundcloud!
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I'll just make a new one! And if you can do the show on the 4th... then I'll just give you LASS and the mp3 of it... is that enough incentive?
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R.I.P Paddy. My dear and loving father will never be forgotten.
 
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