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2008-03-12, 17:15
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Black metal band does a KFC commercial.
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(Did you know In Flames had a 2005 album called "Come Clarity"? How prophetic. I think they're trying to tell us all their sperm are dead.)
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2008-03-12, 17:16
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lol @ black metal
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2008-03-12, 17:56
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this "band" is fictional. which is for the better, because that song was horrendous.
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2008-03-12, 18:35
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2008-03-12, 18:50
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2008-03-12, 19:32
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I've been seeing that commercial all over the Comedy Network here in Canada. Fucking annoying.
OMG BM IS MAINSTREAM. LOL.
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2008-03-12, 19:53
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I found it hilarious.
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2008-03-12, 20:51
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Is that fucking real?
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2008-03-12, 21:04
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Best BM I've heard in ages.
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2008-03-12, 21:12
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2008-03-12, 21:16
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Is that fucking real?
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2008-03-12, 21:16
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Damn, this commercial is fucking cool.
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2008-03-12, 21:29
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Hahaha, KFC is good.
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2008-03-12, 21:31
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sounded like mediocre melo-death at best..
ehh..I don't see the connection between KFC and black metal,
except for black people liking chicken, therefore..black metal in chicken commercials?
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2008-03-12, 21:41
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ehh..I don't see the connection between KFC and black metal,
except for black people liking chicken, therefore..black metal in chicken commercials?
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hahaha
i actually thought it was the singer from dimmu at first
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2008-03-12, 21:42
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Okay.
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ehh..I don't see the connection between KFC and black metal,
except for black people liking chicken, therefore..black metal in chicken commercials?
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lol yeah. They should be using hip hop... like the other 97% of commercials around these days 
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2008-03-12, 21:55
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sounded like mediocre melo-death at best..
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i was thinking something like that too. but poor, rather than mediocre.
imagine if this were the start of KFC going out of business.
...CAN BLACK METAL DESTROY A FAST FOOD CHAIN???
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2008-03-12, 22:12
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2008-03-12, 22:26
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2008-03-12, 22:30
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KFs could use that famous Immortal video. At least it'd be funny.
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2008-03-12, 22:44
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hah, thats a link to the wiki article on the font Helvetica.
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2008-03-12, 22:56
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That, and it closely resembles helvet which was Euronymous's record store.
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2008-03-12, 23:10
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Maybe they should have had Living Color do the commercial. "Cult of Chickenality."
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2008-03-12, 23:22
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sounded like mediocre melo-death at best..
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I have no idea where you're getting the melodic death metal out of that.
Reminds me of like lamb of godish type riffs, with some cradle of filthish.
Its too rough sounding to be melo death in my opinion.
The guys voice is downright hilarious. The fact he seems all badass and tough then when he goes "oh man thats hot" he sounds just like a nerd guy.
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2008-03-13, 00:17
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The guys voice is downright hilarious. The fact he seems all badass and tough then when he goes "oh man thats hot" he sounds just like a nerd guy.
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I thought it was kind of funny and would have been a lot funnier if Dethklok had done it.
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Hahaha. Yeah.
I feel that black metal is very appropriate for a cheesy fast food commercial.
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2008-03-13, 02:31
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I have no idea where you're getting the melodic death metal out of that.
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as far as you can tell by a ten second clip..
disregard the vocals and the corpsepaint, and it just sounds melo-deathish to me.
yes, 'ish. I don't know what else to call it, except for trash (pun!) metal
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It's more proof that nobody takes black metal seriously... as nobody should.
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It's more proof that nobody takes black metal seriously... as nobody should.
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Its got a dedicated following and i'm still not sure why. 
But I agree with the perfectness of being in a fast food ad.
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The only reason why this rules is because of the absolute hysteria it'll raise in the BM community.
"NO! THE PUBLIC IS GOING TO FIND OUT ABOUT OUR MUSIC!"
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The only reason why this rules is because of the absolute hysteria it'll raise in the BM community.
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seriously. i could already see the chain-mail and cloak clad black metal dude with the face paint and inverted cross medallion made of the finger bones from his fallen comrade making a cheesy youtube video stating "WE'RE NOT A FORCE TO BE RECKONED WITH! AVE SATHANAS!!" etc.
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I actually tried this Big Crunch today. Exactly the same as a Spicy Big Crunch maybe with the slightest hint of difference. It was weak at best.
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