Hell yeah, it's nearly the end of the year, it's THAT TIME AGAIN!

Could you win a 'Tabbie? Hell, they sound a bit gay, but we had to call them something and you have nothing to say in the matter, you fleshy gimp, because it's everyone else who votes. Hah! Suck crevice, muttpoke! Like every other year, here are the categories:

Members:
* Most Irritating Member
* Least Irritating N00b
* Everyone's Favourite Little Bitch

Moderators:
* Most Unreasonable Nazi Arsehole

General:
* Best Avatar
* Best Signature
* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence.

The "NEW IN '06" Categories:
* The Keyballs Award, for biggest gap between online machismo and real life.
* The Mutt Award, for the ugliest member. Picture proof is required. The photobooks are here and here.

And the Big Ones:
* Best Flaming of 2007
* Biggest Cunt

Copy the above, and paste it into the thread with your nominations. Nominating one person in multiple categories is OK. So is only nominating some awards.

ALSO! We'll be taking new submissions for a brand new award for 2007! Get your thinking caps on your overgrown heads, and come up with something fun!

VOTE NOW, OR DIE LONELY!

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Members:
* Most Irritating Member
estringrev, soulinsane, [EDIT - forgot to add blitz to the list. seriously]

* Least Irritating N00b
cant even think of any noobs this year that stayed.

* Everyone's Favourite Little Bitch
bob ze metalleu

Moderators:
* Most Unreasonable Nazi Arsehole
chris

General:
* Best Avatar
honestly i like mine the best

* Best Signature
what can i say? wolfsherz

* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence.
dissection; was banned, came back a new man, then left...

The "NEW IN '06" Categories:
* The Keyballs Award, for biggest gap between online machismo and real life.
soulinsane

* The Mutt Award, for the ugliest member. Picture proof is required.
compelled to lacerate, bia

And the Big Ones:
* Best Flaming of 2007
all of mine

* Biggest Cunt
inaphyt

Members:
* Most Irritating Member
Infinity

* Least Irritating N00b
Me_Himself

* Everyone's Favourite Little Bitch
bassbehemoth

Moderators:
* Most Unreasonable Nazi Arsehole
far beyond sane!

General:
* Best Avatar
Darko

* Best Signature
Bassbehemoth!

* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence.
newHELLonearth

The "NEW IN '06" Categories:
* The Keyballs Award, for biggest gap between online machismo and real life.
hum hard one...

* The Mutt Award, for the ugliest member. Picture proof is required.
i wont answer this one, since i didnt saw everyone here

And the Big Ones:
* Best Flaming of 2007
FBS

* Biggest Cunt
Infinity, you know i love ya!

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Members:

* Most Irritating Member
Satan's Shedder, of course.

* Least Irritating N00b
I don't know, who's new around here? I think The Sad Part of the Story if he's a noob, and otherwise RedScorpion, even though he barely posts anything but tabs.

* Everyone's Favourite Little Bitch
Bob Ze Mettaleu.

Moderators:
* Most Unreasonable Nazi Arsehole
So is PST leaving? This award is totally won already.

General:
* Best Avatar
Everybody changes their avatar every 2 weeks, no vote.

* Best Signature
The Bassbehemoth/someone else coöperation resulting in "I'll take you from behind! "

* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence.
PST?

The "NEW IN '06" HAHA Categories:
* The Keyballs Award, for biggest gap between online machismo and real life.
I'd say me. I'm an ass here, but I can't even progress in TES: Oblivion because you're required to kill a family, and I just can't do it. Being totally serious here.

* The Mutt Award, for the ugliest member. Picture proof is required. The photobooks are here and here.
Don't pay much attention, can't vote.


And the Big Ones:
* Best Flaming of 2007
Satan's Shedder? There was also this "almost 20"-year old fag going on about Cradle of Filth. His thread got ye big ole asswhooping aswell.

* Biggest Cunt
In a bad way: that 20-year old COF-fag FOUND HIM IT'S THIS GUY ADAM_T!
In a good way: Far_Beyond_Sane and Infinity, so I guess the answer that counts is that COF-fag.

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Members:
* Most Irritating Member- i dont let online fools bother me
* Least Irritating N00b- not sure who came in new
* Everyone's Favourite Little Bitch- bob!

Moderators:
* Most Unreasonable Nazi Arsehole- lbxxx

General:
* Best Avatar-
* Best Signature
* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence.- gigantic penis?

The "NEW IN '06" Categories:
* The Keyballs Award, for biggest gap between online machismo and real life.

And the Big Ones:
* Best Flaming of 2007- a few of dystopias pot smoking threads...i think that was this year...
* Biggest Cunt- infinty's moms

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Members:
* Most Irritating Member - infinity
* Least Irritating N00b - thats kind of the point, you dont notice them.
* Everyone's Favourite Little Bitch - bob

Moderators:
* Most Unreasonable Nazi Arsehole
-pst

General:
* Best Avatar - mine have ruled
* Best Signature - not steves book of a signature
* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence.
pst actually

The "NEW IN '06" Categories:
* The Keyballs Award, for biggest gap between online machismo and real life.
-fbs

* The Mutt Award, for the ugliest member. Picture proof is required. The photobooks are here and here.
too lazy.

And the Big Ones:
* Best Flaming of 2007 -
* Biggest Cunt - infinity

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have you seen fbs?

edit

i suck at explaining myself. the vote stands

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Members:
* Most Irritating Member - Requiem....but I like it!!Nothing but love, bro
* Least Irritating N00b - hmmm, don't really know.
* Everyone's Favourite Little Bitch - BOB ALL THE WAY!

Moderators:
* Most Unreasonable Nazi Arsehole - Nomad, for the fuckin helluva it

General:
* Best Avatar - Mine
* Best Signature - The Doctor's
* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence. - problematic

The "NEW IN '06" Categories:
* The Keyballs Award, for biggest gap between online machismo and real life. - PST
* The Mutt Award, for the ugliest member. Picture proof is required. The photobooks are here and here. - BASSIST OF LIGHT!!

And the Big Ones:
* Best Flaming of 2007 - DOn't know
* Biggest Cunt - ZIONIST

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Bahahaha. Tranny, donate yourself to Jim and let him bend you into some twisted noodle.

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lol i already am

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what Everyone's favorite little bitch is suppose to be? good or bad?

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That's a good thing. We love ya Bob

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Members:
* Most Irritating Member - Infinity
* Least Irritating N00b - Couldn't say
* Everyone's Favourite Little Bitch - Transient

Moderators:
* Most Unreasonable Nazi Arsehole - PST of course

General:
* Best Avatar - slayme, 7-string warlord
* Best Signature - Me
* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence - Problematic

The "NEW IN '06" Categories:
* The Keyballs Award, for biggest gap between online machismo and real life. - Infinity
* The Mutt Award, for the ugliest member. Picture proof is required. The photobooks are here and here. = - I find Menno particularly unattractive

And the Big Ones:
* Best Flaming of 2007 - So many.
* Biggest Cunt - Reqtum

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BOO!

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Don't take offense to it... I don't think you'd find me attractive either

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Members:
* Most Irritating Member - skelatorofsteel
* Least Irritating N00b - Me_Himself
* Everyone's Favourite Little Bitch - bob

Moderators:
* Most Unreasonable Nazi Arsehole - Chris

General:
* Best Avatar - Infinity
* Best Signature - Soeru's
* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence. - PST (EIDT: Sixsicsix)

The "NEW IN '06" Categories:
* The Keyballs Award, for biggest gap between online machismo and real life.
* The Mutt Award, for the ugliest member. Picture proof is required. The photobooks are here and here. - I refuse to do this one.

And the Big Ones:
* Best Flaming of 2007 - Chris(flamed me so much)
* Biggest Cunt - Chris

i'd do anyone with a denim vest

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And all this time I'd been investing in leather boots...

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Dumbass, I'm not a mod here!!!

Most ignint poster -- The Excretor

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Hmm... how about instead of coming up with a new award this year, or in addition to it, we simply hand out a week long suspension to the person voted most irritating member? It's hilarious to the rest of us, and at only a week, really isn't THAT mean. We could even go a month if Requiem, Infinity, or Inaphyt win, although I'm sure I just split the vote by mentioning the very idea. Nobody likes those guys, especially each other.

Am I too villainous here? Okay, here's something more reasonable. Most Androgenous Member. We have lots of underdeveloped forumers with long, metal hair, so this one could get real competitive, even if we all know BassBehemoth is going to win.

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Sounds like a great idea. Even better than the new PSP slim bundles. Hell I've got something to look forward to if I do win, come on boys vote Requiem for most irritating member. Speaking in third person is annoying which is why Requiem doesn't prefer to speak in third person but sometimes Requiem likes to annoy people deliberately.

So Chris, just enlighten me on the reasons you dislike me.

PST would win the Adreogenous Member award, hands down.

Prefect. We should make it a tradition.

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Happy new year.

Ballsacks. The Doc would smash him.

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Most androgynous member: Dissection, or Bia

most androgynous: me, you never saw me when i had long hair, i've been called a women a thousand times

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I don't really, but your effective replacement of Dissection as the most emo member of this forum gives me legitimate cause to. Case in point- asking me why I dislike you. That is SO Dissection before he finished puberty and developed a mild sense of humour. Coincidentally, it's a lot more fun to pick on you for it than it is to waste my emotion on actively disliking you. Hooray!



Menno ranks up there, but Robert_Ze_Metalleu is also close. For the benefit of our dumber regs, we're strictly discussing physical androgeny. Dystopia sweeps the board when it comes to emotional/psychological androgeny, and his only real challenge is my buddy Requiem.

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hahaha. I'd vote SteveFrost for most androgynous member, but since he has no masculine features, I vote myself.

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l...th/P1020196.jpg

I'll do this list later when I'm not as hungover. lolol.

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She plays DS.

Ever read the alphabet of manliness?

http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/pho...395512_1678.jpg

fuck

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Hahahaha Excellent.

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I wish I could answer this. Is atif still missing in action? weijia? memnoch? I can even fucking remember... MetalPoldi? Sanderinos?

Every single one, unfortunately. They were infinitely superior to our current cast of regulars, even Weijia. More importantly, I'm the only brown person left on the moderating staff since Atif bailed on the cause.

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I meant can't, not can. but you quoted me so I can't fix it now. booooo.

I believe I have atif on my MSN list... anyway, back on topic and such.

Someone gave me best avatar!!!

Bout time. Was it for the mage?

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It's for the big juicy titties of course!

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Members:
* Most Irritating Member - Infinity
* Least Irritating N00b - Hobo_Stew? I don't godamn know.
* Everyone's Favourite Little Bitch - Reqiuem

Moderators:
* Most Unreasonable Nazi Arsehole - PST

General:
* Best Avatar - slayme
* Best Signature - Hobo_Stew, I just read it an lulzed.
* The "Where Are They Now?" Award - tmfreak, slayme, wally(talk to him on msn though), metal=life, trendkill, metalpoldi

The "NEW IN '06" Categories:
* The Keyballs Award - FearFrost. haha.
* The Mutt Award, for the ugliest member. - CTL, I'm sorry dude. Your diet of Coke and sweaty balls disgusts me.

And the Big Ones:
* Best Flaming of 2007 - That thread of that stupid bitch that got preggo.
* Biggest Cunt - PST

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hey im not in your list, bitch!

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OH wait you're not new.




It was meant as a compliment

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Hehe thank you, im never on this site anyway

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This is it? USE YOUR POWER TO VOTE. ALL CAPZ.

Vote, you fucking morons. I will be voting soon myself, and that should be encouraging for the rest of you, who undoubtedly idolize me in every way.

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Members:
* Most Irritating Member: you're all equally annoying.
* Least Irritating N00b: tough to keep track of with so many old people coming back out of nowhere.
* Everyone's Favorite Little Bitch: requiem

Moderators:
* Most Unreasonable Nazi Arsehole: PST, he hasn't been around as much in the last few months, but he was here most of 07.

General:
* Best Avatar: sqol because for a long time i had no idea what it was..then when i figured it out, i felt like a dumbass.
* Best Signature: the doctor
* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence.: powersofterror

The "NEW IN '06" Categories:
* The Keyballs Award, for biggest gap between online machismo and real life.:
* The Mutt Award, for the ugliest member. Picture proof is required. The photobooks are here and here.: bassbehemoth in a dress.

And the Big Ones:
* Best Flaming of 2007: that girl that came here asking us about pregnancy is about the only one i can recall at the moment.
* Biggest Cunt: one of the females...since i HOPE none of the guys even have one.

AEO:IHDOEU

Members:
* Most Irritating Member - Infinity
* Least Irritating N00b - no such thing
* Everyone's Favourite Little Bitch - Bob and Reqtum

Moderators:
* Most Unreasonable Nazi Arsehole - Hitler

General:
* Best Avatar - Mine!
* Best Signature
* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence. - Lets go with.. Slayme

The "NEW IN '06" Categories:
* The Keyballs Award, for biggest gap between online machismo and real life. - Infinity

And the Big Ones:
* Biggest Cunt - LBX!

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wasn't that reqtums before?

Well, in a sense ,yes, but if you look at it closer, no. I did have the Companion Cube but it was from a different angle and the back ground color was different.

Members:
* Most Irritating Member - Oh, my Dog. This one is nearly impossible. Just the vast array of bitchy regs who couldn't stop catfighting each other. It got pretty bad at times with Infinity, Transient, Inaphyt, CannibalXampire, Requiem, and at least half a dozen other regs who had been constantly at each other's throats. They've been peaceful lately, though, and I forgive all of them.

* Least Irritating N00b - Obviously enough, it's jack said NO, partly because the name made me laugh, and partly because that user just joined, hasn't posted, and therefore hasn't yet had the opportunity to irritate the shit out of me as you all have.

Besides him, Murcie. Hasn't caused any trouble yet that I know of, and hasn't irritated me in the least while logging over 100 posts.

* Everyone's Favourite Little Bitch - Requiem without question. Sorry Tranny Bear, you know I still love you.

Moderators:
* Most Unreasonable Nazi Arsehole - Me. I have always deserved this award and always will. 35 years from now, you will be sitting on a dock with a fishing rod, kicking back a six pack, and regaling your grandchildren with terrifying stories of the meanest, most vile, reprehensibly insane forum moderator that ever did live, whose excesses and brutally uneccessary punishments made Caligula look like a Canadian Prime Minister, or (and I hate to be redundant), a liberal pussy. PST is a cuddly teddy bear full of pudding, plus he's a JEW. Stop voting for PST or I will suspend you.

General:
* Best Avatar - Mine. It used to be Rich, but he's clearly no longer cool enough to represent.

* Best Signature - Again, mine. I always end up voting for myself because everything I'm associated with rules, including my turds.

* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence - This one could get difficult, a whole lot of former regs disappeared over the past year or so.

* The Keyballs Award, for biggest gap between online machismo and real life. - Infinity, although my boy has toned it down a lot over the past few months. It's nice to see that teenage angst wearing off.

* The Mutt Award, for the ugliest member. Picture proof is required. - Definitely CannibalXampire.

The "NEW IN '07 Categories:
* The RUPAUL Award, for the most androgynous member - It's a viciously fought match with the Doc, ButtBehemoth, SteveFrost, Tranny, and RobertZeMetal all at the forefront of the pack. However, BB has the edge, if only because it is constantly posting pictures that immediately make one question not only it's sexuality, but it's gender, as well. Here is one of it sucking some cock to prove my point.

* The M.A.N Award, to the sexiest member who oozes machismo from his every pore - You guys don't have to vote if you don't want to know, it's pretty obvious I don't have any challengers.

And the Big Ones:
* Best Flaming of 2007 - PST, FBS, and Mansley are always awesome, but I haven't seen any of their stuff recently. Dystopia really needed that pasting I handed him (I probably saved his life with my heroism), and in the absence of anything else, I vote ME because, once again, I rock.

* Biggest Cunt - FBS and PST, and I think about them every night before I go to bed, occasionally touching my no-no place whilst doing so.

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Okay, I've thought this one over some over.

* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence - This one could get difficult, a whole lot of former regs disappeared over the past year or so. Shreddist, Turbo Rico, and Blood Red Bass have all disappeared somewhat recently, but who I really miss is meu irmão da mãe outra, Ten Ton Alien who, apparently, stopped posting about a year ago.

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haha. Chris, you really dug that picture up! Shit! That in itself deserves some kind of award. That's back when I was single and had a daily regiment of gorging chocolate bars. Alas, two thin, brightly coloured dicks in each nostril; just like father taught me.

Yeah, Blood Red Bass(LOL BRB) and his TOTAL WHORE of a girlfriend abruptly vanished off MT existence. Perhaps they have found peace within themselves?

Edit - In every good Sandwich..I'm the MEAT.

GIVE IT UP.

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Whoa! Jack Said No registered here recently? One by that name just registered on another site I'm on. Don't recall which now.

Most Fez-like poster --Bob ze'

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It looks like you are getting DPd by Steve and some guy who eerily resembles my father.

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goddamnit, you are such a crazy motherfucking loonatic!

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My nominations can be found below in bold:


Members:
* Most Irritating Member

What, we can only pick one? Oh, OK. Well in that case, anybody who has whined about being caught for knowingly breaking the law, namely Distopia.

* Least Irritating N00b

Not noticed any Noobs, so I guess all of them.

* Everyone's Favourite Little Bitch

Has to be Dissection, since, like a dog to his master, he keeps coming back with a shitty stick between his teeth.

Moderators:
* Most Unreasonable Nazi Arsehole

Snuggins Rezendes, for the main reason that he's the most unreasonable Nazi arsehole (with or without justification). Either way be afraid, as Chris' new year resolution was to attain Fuhrer-ship.

General:
* Best Avatar

Mine, you excretia.

* Best Signature

Power Soft Error, for his "Whacking my dong", though I don't recall whether this has been replaced in recent times. If it has, I hereby petition for its safe return.

* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence.

POT, BLS, Delete, too many to mention. Oh how I yearn for the halcyon days of yore...

The "NEW IN '06" Categories:
* The Keyballs Award, for biggest gap between online machismo and real life.

Sane. Merely because his online machismo cannot even begin to compete with the monster that is Jim in real life. It's not the right way 'round, but it's a gap nonetheless.

* The Mutt Award, for the ugliest member. Picture proof is required. The photobooks are here and here.

I'm lucky enough not to have befallen any of you ugly fuckers for eons due to my personally enforced absence from the picture book thread. I'll take a stab in the dark and nominate each and every regular as being an ugly wretch of a human.

And the Big Ones:
* Best Flaming of 2007

Although simple, effective and a self nomination, I quite like my response to Dissection's umpteenth return after posting his umpteenth goodbye thread: "I thought you left".

* Biggest Cunt

Rezendes, because he craves this award more than a sneaky peak of Pedro Martinez's mangina.

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Bullocks, you scouser!

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Damn you, Rezendes!

5 European Cups

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