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Anyways

I'm worried I have an STD...possibly just a STI, and I'm not sure if there's a difference at all unless the difference is symptoms... on my centerline under my ribs, near where the diaphragm is, there is a small red rash. It doesn't really itch, but it feels uncomfortable. Like its warm, but not close to burning...just yet. I tried rubbing it through my shirt (don't even wanna touch it) to see if it would spread. It was like i rubbed it under my skin, i guess the blood vessels or something? (IDK!!!) The places I rubbed didn't rash or turn red for a few seconds after (not right away, at least 5-10 seconds after) but now it seems to have disappeared (except the center original one, which, when I spread my skin, looks like a circle with two arms, are better yet, tails (cone/skinny arrow shaped /\ ) and when its normal it just looks like a sperm with its tail cut off (about 1cm in diameter i think it is). My balls itch. So does my dick. I had (dangerous) sex a few days ago on X-mas eve, and I haven't shower much since then.

I was hoping, since this is such an active forum filled with intelligent (depending on who's who) people, that maybe someone can tell me anything they know. If anyone has experience with this, or knows, or can tell me it's just a rash (only if they actually know). I plan on getting checked up tomorrow, and I'll probably take a shower. Does anyone have any other advice or knowledge that I can have until then?

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does the middle of the circle is white and dry?

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yeah the way he explain it looks like tinea

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WTF IS THAT!!?!?!

I'm not sure if its white cuz its so small, but it was similar to both descriptions (pic being the second description). It's like there's a darker thin outline that's darker red and the inside is lighter, white in some small places like cracks of white basically... What's tinea? Is it permanent?

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ringworm

lolololol.

I thought I had fucking herpes a few months ago..turned out it was MALE YEAST INFECTION. It was awful, but after taking one pill it went away thank fuck.

Hopefully you don't have anything non-treatable...keep us posted!

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*Looks up tinea before he waits for another post*

The bitch had a "Hereditery skin disease" she "got from her mother," that's what she told me. She had a lot of "birthmarks" that looked similar to this http://dermnetnz.org/fungal/pityriasis-versicolor.html but still different. They were just marks everywhere, well not every where but big ones. That's what she told me but it could have been something else. I'm paranoid. I'll take a picture of it, prolly after I shower. Just gimme a minute.

Edit: I hope to god it's ringworm! Ringworm I heard sucks balls but I'll take that over anything else. I'm paranoid she has shit, but the paranoia is largely due to schizophrenia, which I think I have... (long story)

Well anyways, I was rubbing up against that ugly bitch and she told me she doesn't have anything but I don't care. *stops talking and goes to smoke a cigarette hastily*

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haha, that sounds like a nice way of saying "I HAVE AIDS LOL". Well, the bright side is that Magic Johnson seems to be doing fine with all of that medication.

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You're scarin' me man, heheh *scared fake laugh*

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I'm sure it's nothing to be worried about..leprosy never killed anyone.

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LOL

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I'm no professional but I've never heard of Pityriasis Versicolor being transmitable in anyway and what you're describing looks nothing like it.

First thing I thought was some kind of worm infection which isn't tough to treat. You should definitely shower and see if that helps the ich, which, if still persists, is probably crabs (totally treatable).

We can only give speculation. Go see a specialist ASAP. Seriously, if you're that concerned you need to see someone that can treat you.

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Another option might be if you've gotten any new clothes lately that weren't washed before you wore them. That can make you get all sorts of skin ailments that can drive you nuts.

And since I'm an old lady I gotta say if she was that much of a skank don't get so darn drunk and don't be so darn desperate to get laid! Think of this scare --if that's all it turns out to be -- as a wake up call not to be so ignorant! You get laid for a few hours and have a disease that can alter your future as well as your future family --if you're able to have one.

Hope your willy doesn't fall off.

BassB-- You should be female and get one of those!! An electric drill with a brush attachment is about the only thing that cures the itch! And eating yogurt with active culture also helps a lot.

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My dick was producing its own brand of ricotta cheese and then would peel like a bad sunburn on my grandmother's shoulders. A terrible experience, but at least it wasn't AIDS like Dystopia definitely has.

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Scabies?

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just get a test man, for free if youre insured well

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Or if you're not insured you could fuck Tranny and see if he dies or not. Of course, you might not live to see the results but at least we'll know you had something and will reframe from fucking some skank.

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DO NOT WANT

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^

Doctor or clinic. Now. Stuff your modesty.

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my friend had ringworm on his arm. he used the worm medicine for dogs. hah, said it burnt like fire. killed it.

A friend of mine who wrestles gets ringworm a lot. They won't let you wrestle in a tourny if you have it and a big one was coming up, so, desperate, he rubbed bleach all over it. He ended up doing way too much and had to go to the hospital to treat the very bad chemical burn.

So I guess you could rub bleach on it.

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i had a ringworm once, in a very weird place...it disappeared 5 days after...

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That just looks like a ringworm to me.


Dystopia... just GO TO A DOCTOR. Don't take chances with these things man. With some things, the sooner it's treated, the better.
Good luck bro

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perhaps its shingles
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shingles
basically just chickenpox reemerging due to a decrease in your immune system (added stress or something)

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Could be a stress related deal. Have you been actually worried about catching something ever since you messed with her? Also take a shower man thats fucking nasty if you haven't takin one since you plugged some whore.

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I hope this is all a big fucking joke, I seriously do.

First, you open up with the most emo-bitch thread title your imagination could have possibly conjured up or stolen from some Creed song. As if that wasn't packed with quite enough estrogen, you then ask a bunch of burnt out, teenage morons on a METAL FORUM for advice relating to a possible STD you got from hiding the sausage in some skank whose skin apparently LOOKED like burnt sausage. As if this all wasn't already enough to make a normal person's brain explode in anger that the human race could produce someone so vapidly ignorant, you don't even bother to take a fucking SHOWER. SHOWER. SHOWER. It bears repeating.

Jesus fucking Cristo, every fucking day I see bums that sleep in alleys with better hygeine than you. I see strung out dope whores who are, at the most, half as skanky and I see people with extra chromosomes with at least twice as much common sense.

Now, let me offer a quick rundown of my advice to you or, as most people would prefer to refer to it, COMMON FUCKING SENSE.

#1. Don't seek treatment of your disgusting fucking whore diseases on a forum frequented by folks with an average IQ less than the square root of pi.
#2. Don't fuck diseased cumbags without a rubber.
#3. Don't fuck diseased cumbags WITH a rubber.
#4. Don't fuck diseased cumbags AT ALL.
#5. Go see a doctor.
#6. Take a fucking shower, moron.

My brain is still struggling with the notion that this thread can even possibly be out of anything BUT jest. If, for some incomprehensibly tragic prank nature played on your frontal lobe, you are serious, take your ass to the free clinic. I'm not being a dick because I hate you or because I want to be an asshole. If I'm being a dick, it's only my natural reaction to unadulterated stupidity of a form that could potentially result in personal physical harm to yourself.

So take a deep breath. If it burns, that's your body's way of begging you not to be such an imbecile. Your body isn't trying to be mean, either. Your body simply wants to shock your cerebral cortex out of it's complacent ineptitude. Your body is also begging you to do one more thing for it, if you can. It's not a huge favor to ask, and hopefully you can do it for your body's sake, and for the sake of this forum's collective sanity. This very small, relatively painless favor will only take 10-20 minutes, you can even listen to music or jerk off while you do it...

TAKE A FUCKING SHOWER.

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it's a known fact that dystopia wanks to seeing what we all have to say about bad shit that happens to him, even if he has to make it up in the first place.


so... are you asking us to put 2 and 2 together for you?? I know it's just restating what Chris said, but I think at this point reiteration is our only hope in helping the unfortunate. I predict a thread about dystopia going bankrupt forcing him to suck dick for weed and asking us for advice within the next few months.

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I laughed...SO HARD at those last two posts. haha

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always the same speech huh?

Guide before get laid:

1- Asking question about her cleanliness.
2- Is she virgin?
3- Is she underage? Card her if necessary.
4- Wrap your cock with rubber.
5- Wrap her cunt if necessary.
6- Everything is okay? Put your cock into her vagina and hope for not get std's

After then, you are ready to cum in her moisty vagina and get 2 kids with no job to take care of them

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LEGENDARY

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The word 'moisty' rates.

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bob, you surprise me every time

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This is the best thread this year.

LOL Chris, you're fucking insane!


That's how she gets ya... Penis Fly-Trap

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HAHAHHAHHA.

ahahha. uh-hem.







HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAHHHAHHAAHHAHHAHA.


Carding the bitch?? Who the fuck cares how old she is!?

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LOL.

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the day where a lawyer, or her uncle,father,brother if she's a redneck, will knock at your door with this bitch crying behind...you wish you would have card.

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lmao... Bob never disappoints us does he

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I'm just shocked that Fez knows what a redneck is!!

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I concur, this is the funniest thing I have read on here all year


Why in the world does it take some one who blatantly ignores self-preservation and parades it around to make this place interesting?

back on subject:

i work in a pet store, i get shit from dealing with animals all day. once i had this red mark on my face, it looked like dry skin, it then developed and went from the right corner of my mouth down to my chin, then across the chin and finally up to the left side of my mouth. didn't hurt or itch. so i went to the doc got some cream called "hydrocortisol" (sp?) and about a week and a half to 2 weeks later it was gone like a fat kid with your lunch.

the cream cost me about 25-30 bucks (before my drug plan kicked in) though i do live in canada you might have to add a doctor fee on that 30 bucks. however if your doc is cool as shit, they might have free meds/samples around to help your ass out.

edit, the red mark was fungus.

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you had fungus and they gave you hydrocortisol....i had fungus (tinea) and they gave me anti-fungus cream...and it was gone in 4-5 days, i had this in my pubis....i laughed my ass off and so my girlfriend did. Because the cat i bought had tinea and we got it too. 225$ for cat full of tinea

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You got tinea on your crotch from your cat, huh? Wonder how that happened.

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LOLL no thats not what you think, my cat slept in the same bed with us. Tinea is contagious, and sometimes, i sleep naked, yes i do. Later in the week we learnt that the cat has tinea. My girlfriend and me cought it.

i do not fuck cats, otherwise they would explode!

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I'll take it from you, Bob. You sleep naked with your cat. Good job explaining that one.

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Again, LOL.

I remember seeing Steve with that rash on his face..nigga looked like he'd been lynched.

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lmao sigged!

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LOLLL oh come on! You know its hard to explain something when you dont speak english very well....

i was naked in my bed with my girlfriend like i said, and so the cat was in the room and then we caught it

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Are you aware that I hope this is all a big fucking joke, I seriously do.

First, you open up with the most emo-bitch thread title your imagination could have possibly conjured up or stolen from some Creed song. As if that wasn't packed with quite enough estrogen, you then ask a bunch of burnt out, teenage morons on a METAL FORUM for advice relating to a possible STD you got from hiding the sausage in some skank whose skin apparently LOOKED like burnt sausage. As if this all wasn't already enough to make a normal person's brain explode in anger that the human race could produce someone so vapidly ignorant, you don't even bother to take a fucking SHOWER. SHOWER. SHOWER. It bears repeating.

Jesus fucking Cristo, every fucking day I see bums that sleep in alleys with better hygeine than you. I see strung out dope whores who are, at the most, half as skanky and I see people with extra chromosomes with at least twice as much common sense.

Now, let me offer a quick rundown of my advice to you or, as most people would prefer to refer to it, COMMON FUCKING SENSE.

#1. Don't seek treatment of your disgusting fucking whore diseases on a forum frequented by folks with an average IQ less than the square root of pi.
#2. Don't fuck diseased cumbags without a rubber.
#3. Don't fuck diseased cumbags WITH a rubber.
#4. Don't fuck diseased cumbags AT ALL.
#5. Go see a doctor.
#6. Take a fucking shower, moron.

My brain is still struggling with the notion that this thread can even possibly be out of anything BUT jest. If, for some incomprehensibly tragic prank nature played on your frontal lobe, you are serious, take your ass to the free clinic. I'm not being a dick because I hate you or because I want to be an asshole. If I'm being a dick, it's only my natural reaction to unadulterated stupidity of a form that could potentially result in personal physical harm to yourself.

So take a deep breath. If it burns, that's your body's way of begging you not to be such an imbecile. Your body isn't trying to be mean, either. Your body simply wants to shock your cerebral cortex out of it's complacent ineptitude. Your body is also begging you to do one more thing for it, if you can. It's not a huge favor to ask, and hopefully you can do it for your body's sake, and for the sake of this forum's collective sanity. This very small, relatively painless favor will only take 10-20 minutes, you can even listen to music or jerk off while you do it...

TAKE A FUCKING SHOWER.

.........You just copy/paste what FBS said...morron

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Bob meant to say Chris*.

Kev, buddy, you forget about the quote button there? you added a few words to the first sentence but that's all. I'm a little confused...

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I have NEVER laughed as hard as I did reading this thread in my entire time being a member of metaltabs.




...moisty...

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My favourite post on any forum ever.

Don't you confuse me with that colossal beaner weirdo, Jerry Lewis!

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well yeah Jerry lewis is everywhere, its hard to not be confused by him, especially when he is showing us his cock.


FBS: dont try to confused me again with Jerry Lewis jokes!

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All things considered, you should be flattered. If I weren't already blessed with this greatness, I know I would be.

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I think its gone now, but I still have the same spots on my dick.

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Thanks for the update

Did you ever end up getting it checked out?

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thats a few months ago


oh wait no shit, this thread is a few months old.

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No, I'm gonna wait it out till I have a license so that I don't have to ask my rents to take me to Planned Parenthood. My mom's a bitch and would probably question me.

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Ever heard of public transit? Or taxi's?

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Last taxi I took cost me 30$ on the dot, and that was about 20 miles. Besides, I'll have my license soon enough.

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Ouch dude. The most expensive taxi I ever had to take was $20, and I went roughly 13 miles.

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uhh i think it's worth it to get it checked out and find out what the fuck is on your cock. grow up and quit fearing your parents

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Seriously, I'd rather be embarrassed them suffer from a disease you contracted from a slut.

yeah man, that's some shit you wanna catch earily, especially if it's serious. with anything, the longer you wait then the harder it'll be to get rid of. Some things you can only get rid of if you catch it early. but yea, keep waiting cause you're afraid to tell your mom you had *gasp!* sex.

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Smartest thing I've heard all day

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Use spot remover.

You are the greatest troll this forum has ever seen.

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She already found me naked in bed with a chick, who was also naked, when she came home from work one day.

The awkwardness, ah, it trips me out. I feel fine and if I have something then no more unprotected sex for me, oh well.

What kinda STD's have the symptoms of "spots," and maybe tireness? I think I'm just lazy but if its an STD fuck it I'll schedule an appointment this week.

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Dude just fucking go to the health department, its fucking free...

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You sure?

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Dystopia has Herpes! LOL.

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LOL

New sig

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Yes its free.

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Are you sure? Some Asian bitch told me a while ago its like $40 I think I remember.

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dude....... it depends on where you live......

if your ant eater starts drooling uncontrollably, then we may have a situation.

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Haha.

http://www.watch.org.np/Images/Poster/std.jpg
It isn't THAT big of a deal, be a man!!

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Damn, I don't even know what the 3rd one down on the left is (don't where which is balls and what is legs).

Does any one here know how to read sand-nigger?

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It's pretty self explanitory you fucking retard.

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Dude in America the Health Department is FREE! They all have fucking free STD and AIDS testing, christ.....its federally mandated. Anyway he doesn't seem too worried about it.

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