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Changing my name soon
And yes, I'm asking you fags for help or maybe just a few suggestions.
My name being John and me not having a religion basically makes no sense and the name John is overused and just a trite in theory. Johan sounds like a neat name, basically a European name of John. Haha. If you guys would like to contribute some positive feedback please go ahead and do so. If you're going to spam or say something slovenly then don't post at all!
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i have the name John. Just keep it.
but if i had to change it, it would maybe be to something austrian like Friedreich or Johann.
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Change it to Chester or Ralph or something.
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its stupid to ditch John for having a religious background and replace it with Johan, derived from John.
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i don't think it's a good idea.
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I plan on moving to a place where no one knows me. Not to get away from where I currently live but to attend a better college. So I won't have that problem.
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And yes, I'm asking you fags for help or maybe just a few suggestions.
My name being John and me not having a religion basically makes no sense and the name John is overused and just a trite in theory. Johan sounds like a neat name, basically a European name of John. Haha. If you guys would like to contribute some positive feedback please go ahead and do so. If you're going to spam or say something slovenly then don't post at all!
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You are such a cretin.
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what about Kristian or Frodo?
Cretin doesn't sound too good...
maybe Max?
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you are exceptionally immature, even for a viking metal fan
johann is evey bit as plebian as john is here. and it makes no sense to adopt a finnish name. besides , i guarantee you wouldnt be saying it properly. why dont you change something about yourself that requires more than a form and a tepid imagination?
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Really terrible.
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No I wasn't,it really doesn't sound good!haha
Hannibal?hihihi
Dick?Fenrisulfr?
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How about Cloddy or Dolt? They're good ones, describe you very well. Look them up.
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how about scout.
and as a purely honest suggestion: Oliver. that name is fucking awesome
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Or Maybe Sam after my childhood hero.
You guys are fucking pathetic! This thread sucks, no one is serious.
Go ahead and close this pleae.
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loll man its hard to give idea for name...what do you think about Wentworth  no im kidding, but benjamin is not a bad name tho, James too
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I, for one, understand your dilemma, Reqtum. I'm an atheist, which directly conflicts with my name being Christopher, the BEARER OF FUCKING CHRIST! Needless to say, I frequently fall into an emo pile of whine and tears every night on my way to bed, sometimes even while I masturbate.
Here are some suggestions for a new name-
Shawnathan
Jimothy
Johnald
Frankworth
Philliam
Danuel
You can also choose from a wide assortment of female names. Just judging you by your posts on this forum, I'd go with Nancy.
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What the fuck is wrong with you?
My name means 'YHWH is mercyful', do you hear me complaining!?
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LOLL shawnathan and Johnald and jimothy are the best!
zick: is that happenned to you to shut the hell up with comments like that?
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Jesus Christ, just don't be such a faggot. 'Wah, I have a common name and I'm so special I need to change it to reflect how unique I am.' You're John. Start dealing with it and save the energy and angst for something that matters. Nobody gets to choose their own name; if you're not happy with something, try being less of a tool and maybe you'll realize that that's what matters, not what your name happens to be.
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well which is it?
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Take a girl's name. I've got a guy's name and it's got it's drama at times.  You do know if you change your name you're going to have to pay for it and also get every legal document practically since day one changed, too? That's a pain in the ass.
Your name is fine as it is.
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Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Take a girl's name. I've got a guy's name and it's got it's drama at times. You do know if you change your name you're going to have to pay for it and also get every legal document practically since day one changed, too? That's a pain in the ass.
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Jesus Christ, just don't be such a faggot. 'Wah, I have a common name and I'm so special I need to change it to reflect how unique I am.' You're John. Start dealing with it and save the energy and angst for something that matters. Nobody gets to choose their own name; if you're not happy with something, try being less of a tool and maybe you'll realize that that's what matters, not what your name happens to be.
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Did you get a set of complimentary E-Ballz when you became a Moderator? Why don't you save your energy for something that really matters. You contribute nothing to the forum besides complaining about how much people whine. Chill the fuck out.
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The energy of typing up a few sentences? You serious? If this place started taking up any real amount of time or energy in my life I'd be as gone as a NAMBLA member upon hearing a distant school bell around 3 in the afternoon.
And you're welcome to swing by for a private viewing if you're so interested in my balls. I'm about 3 1/2 hours East of you.
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LOLLLLLLLL....oh man, thats why i love metaltabs, bitching, alchool, and metal!
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LOLLLLLLLL....oh man, thats why i love metaltabs, bitching, alchool, and metal!
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Whoa, whoa - we serve alcohol here?
Change your name to Metaltabs.
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Every so often, we get people who ask to name their band or pets or whatnot.
Now we have someone who wants us to name him.
Seriously dude, if you are serious, you've been to metaltabs long enough to know what kind of names we'd like to suggest.
I do think that 'Cumbubble' and 'Shitmidget' have a catchy ring to them.
You're bound to get a lasting impression with those.
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I was thinking about changing my name to Ballphagor or Amdouchias. Yeah, fuck those sissy christian names.
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And yes, I'm asking you fags for help or maybe just a few suggestions.
My name being John and me not having a religion basically makes no sense and the name John is overused and just a trite in theory. Johan sounds like a neat name, basically a European name of John. Haha. If you guys would like to contribute some positive feedback please go ahead and do so. If you're going to spam or say something slovenly then don't post at all!
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Ha. How can you expect a thread like this to be constructive? This IS metaltabs.
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You poor guy, all you wanted was some one to name you, and mean old mtabs ruins your parade. DAMN YOU METALTABS!
I have a truly great name... Randy Feltcher. No one will question your sexuality ever again!!! And with such a profound name, your children will be so proud to be little Feltchers.
On that note, John is a good name, it would be a waste of time to change it.
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Fucking damn right John is a good name. Any comments to the contrary will earn a ban. That said, I don't think I want Requiem to be part of the John Club so Wolfgang would be a suitable alternative.
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Fucking dumb.
My name is Nigel and it means "dark" so my parents are way cooler than yours.
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Apparently my name (Daniel) means "My judge is god", which is pretty lame really.
Changing your name is far more hassle than it's worth, there are far more official records to sort out than you'd immediately think. Certainly not worth doing in the name of teenage angst anyway.
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My name is Kevin, it means, in celtic, Pure White, it sounds racist, I think nazi likes this name!!
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Fucking damn right John is a good name. Any comments to the contrary will earn a ban. That said, I don't think I want Requiem to be part of the John Club so Wolfgang would be a suitable alternative.
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On an unrelated note, most of my family assures me they will refuse to call my firstborn son Wolfgang. Well enough, it's not like they'll ever know he exists after I skip state. Child support = sux.
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Yeah but it sounds cooler :P
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yeah but at least you dont say it like the amercian dog lassie
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yeah great, another name with a double consonant stop in the middle. sounds fine as long as you dont mind americans slaughtering it :P
it certainly sounds properly finnish, though.
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That's probably enough of that.
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