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2007-08-17, 15:51
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Lord of Storms
Happy 21st d00d!
Where the hell have you been lately, if you see this?
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Please excuse me for I currently have a terminal erection, and the only cure is midget-cunny.
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2007-08-17, 15:55
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Life is pain.
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happy birthday, come back to metaltabs, everyone's doing it.
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2007-08-17, 16:44
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happy birthday, come back to metaltabs, everyone's doing it.
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2007-08-17, 18:46
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Post-whore
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2007-08-17, 21:37
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have a good one dude!!
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I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.
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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
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2007-08-17, 21:42
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bugfucker strikes back.
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happy birthday, come back to metaltabs, everyone's doing it.
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Hahaha, dick. 
bro! I haven't talked to you in a while.
I was actually gonna start this thread but I didn't think he'd read it, so i wasn't gonna bother.
Hope its a good one, regardless!
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.
Awesome.
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2007-08-27, 13:42
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Hey thanks guys. I don't have a computer at home so I can only use the one at school.
Goddamn my fucking birthday ruled. I drank half a fifth of jack,7-8 Budweisers and about three joints.Worst fucked up I've ever been.(considering I hadn't smoked pot in over a year)
Anyway, me and three buddys just got ripped and played guitar,cds,video games etc. till about 2:30 am and passed out in my friend's living room. My friend Andrew was asleep one the recliner and me on the couch. Sometime during the night I apparently had to piss(I don't remember anything) and preceded to drop my boxers to my ankles sit in my sleeping friends lap and piss all over him. I woke up at the bottom of his staircase stark naked and bleeding from the head since I fell down the stairs and head first into a coffe table.
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2007-08-27, 14:27
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Metal As Fuck!
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Glad you had a good one!
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2007-08-27, 15:51
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Supreme Metalhead
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Hey thanks guys. I don't have a computer at home so I can only use the one at school.
Goddamn my fucking birthday ruled. I drank half a fifth of jack,7-8 Budweisers and about three joints.Worst fucked up I've ever been.(considering I hadn't smoked pot in over a year)
Anyway, me and three buddys just got ripped and played guitar,cds,video games etc. till about 2:30 am and passed out in my friend's living room. My friend Andrew was asleep one the recliner and me on the couch. Sometime during the night I apparently had to piss(I don't remember anything) and preceded to drop my boxers to my ankles sit in my sleeping friends lap and piss all over him. I woke up at the bottom of his staircase stark naked and bleeding from the head since I fell down the stairs and head first into a coffe table.
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That is the most metal thing I hae ever heard.
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2007-08-27, 15:52
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BTW, happy birthday!
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2007-08-27, 20:29
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the siamese
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have a good one dude
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I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.
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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
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2007-08-29, 13:11
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Post-whore
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Hyvää syntymäpäivää!
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2007-08-29, 14:03
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Supreme Metalhead
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Happy Birthday!
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2007-08-29, 19:55
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Okay.
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Happy Birthday
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2007-08-30, 17:09
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Supreme Metalhead
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Hope you had a good one!
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2007-08-30, 18:21
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Die Young.
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haha, sounds like he did.
Happy belated Birthday.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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2007-09-03, 13:58
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Cheers, .
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