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Old 2007-06-28, 21:25
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The average of metaltabs poster's age

I'm just curious to know the average of people here...i mean people who post here, so post your age and im gonna make an average of this after.

I'm 18...near 19 (in 18 days)
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I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.



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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
 
Old 2007-06-28, 21:26
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24, I'm good for boosting the average up a bit
 
Old 2007-06-28, 21:31
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Old 2007-06-28, 21:32
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21 here
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Old 2007-06-28, 21:33
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21....I've noticed this forum has a slightly above average age for the age of posters.
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Old 2007-06-28, 21:35
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21....I've noticed this forum has a slightly above average age for the age of posters.


It's because there are so many regulars that have aged over the years.


21 here as well.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2007-06-28, 21:52
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It's because there are so many regulars that have aged over the years


yeah, thats where i went wrong. hadnt thought about it in a while. i joined when i was 17. DAMN. FLASHBAX!!! im sad now



i'm 21.
 
Old 2007-06-28, 21:58
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2007-06-28, 22:02
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20.

my birthday was may 16
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Old 2007-06-28, 22:11
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someone's a little behind

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I'll take you from behind!


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Old 2007-06-28, 22:17
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Old 2007-06-28, 22:56
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Old 2007-06-28, 23:27
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Old 2007-06-28, 23:39
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Dudes, the average at HCAF is 46 years or something..
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Old 2007-06-28, 23:49
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Old 2007-06-28, 23:50
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HCAF? what the hell is that?
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I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.



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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
 
Old 2007-06-29, 00:09
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Old 2007-06-29, 00:14
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Old 2007-06-29, 00:18
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15 but 16 in october so take wichever age you want i started reading this tab at 13/14.

and its improved my guitar playing and musical knowledge a SHITLOAD thank you metaltabs
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Old 2007-06-29, 00:20
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I'm 17, at the moment.

Are we actually going to calculate the average?
 
Old 2007-06-29, 00:39
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20.

my birthday was may 16


Creepy, you have the same birthday as my sister
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2007-06-29, 01:08
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Creepy, you have the same birthday as my sister


And my Father.
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.

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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2007-06-29, 01:20
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And my Father.


Haha, wierd.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2007-06-29, 01:21
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I'm just a stupid teenager (17)
 
Old 2007-06-29, 01:22
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harmony central amp forum


Heh, I do believe that, and I can only imagine :

"NOO FENDER TWIN REVERB IS T3H BEST AMP EVAR!!!!"


20 here.
 
Old 2007-06-29, 01:25
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Turned 20 not too long ago.


Correction :

20 in Canadian years.
18 in American years
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2007-06-29, 01:47
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Old 2007-06-29, 02:04
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I turn 21 next month.
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...Its very annoying to keep having to hear some socially-disabled teen come on these boards talking about all the drugs he's started doing so that he can maybe grasp onto some kind of positive response so he feels better about himself and what he's doing.
About requiem. Aint it the truth...
 
Old 2007-06-29, 03:43
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I turn 21 next month.


Legal US drinking age... congrats man too bad you aren't in Canada though. You could have been knocking them back at 19
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
Quote:
Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2007-06-29, 05:22
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Please excuse me for I currently have a terminal erection, and the only cure is midget-cunny.
 
Old 2007-06-29, 05:35
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I'll be 21 in September, though.
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Old 2007-06-29, 06:25
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Old 2007-06-29, 06:53
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Everyone knows that a person is bound to turn the next age at some point, so there is no point in saying when you'll turn the next age. Saying "I'm 25, but i'll be 26 in 4 months" doesn't give anyone a special bonus level in their current age.
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Please excuse me for I currently have a terminal erection, and the only cure is midget-cunny.
 
Old 2007-06-29, 07:18
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I'm 19, going on 20.

Maybe I'll have some children with one of you and marry ya so when we grow old and boot the kids out, we'll still be strong enough to have dirty middle-aged sex. Bring your stilts.
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Old 2007-06-29, 07:46
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Man oh man I'm in the mood for some meat right about now, so much so that I don't even care how implicitly gay this sentence is.

 
Old 2007-06-29, 08:01
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Legal US drinking age... congrats man too bad you aren't in Canada though. You could have been knocking them back at 19

Or in Spain, since 18. Or Germany, since the age of 16.

I'm hitting 20 in August.
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Old 2007-06-29, 08:04
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Legal US drinking age... congrats man too bad you aren't in Canada though. You could have been knocking them back at 19



Well here the drinking age is fucken 16.


Oh yeah, 18, birthday the 18th of may.
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Old 2007-06-29, 11:48
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Came here when I was 14 and it was a different site. Was modded a few months later. I'm 21 until my next birthday, at which time I'll hopefully be turning 22. But they're tricky suckers.

This all may explain why I'm mean. The only people who are here now and were here when I signed up are Alex and Jim, and the site when I signed up was full of their equals. Now look at it.
 
Old 2007-06-29, 12:09
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Im a quadraplegic.

Youve made me cry


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Metal Monkey: retarded comments galore.

RIP this guy
 
Old 2007-06-29, 12:25
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Old 2007-06-29, 12:50
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Came here when I was 14 and it was a different site. Was modded a few months later. I'm 21 until my next birthday, at which time I'll hopefully be turning 22. But they're tricky suckers.

This all may explain why I'm mean. The only people who are here now and were here when I signed up are Alex and Jim, and the site when I signed up was full of their equals. Now look at it.


There's still room at RoG cunt.



I'm 23.
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You thought of mixing wheat flour with saturated fat, and putting it the resultant shit in a styrofoam cup. Shine on, you crazy dead yellow diamond.

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Old 2007-06-29, 13:49
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Old 2007-06-29, 14:39
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Old 2007-06-29, 14:43
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Old 2007-06-29, 18:39
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Old 2007-06-29, 18:44
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Not true. You're going to die at 60, as the first victim of a killing spree when a discontented and psychotic Man U fan can't take that Liverpool finally won the Premiership. On the other hand, you won't care much since that was the last item on your 'things to see before I die' list anyway.

However, you will be slightly perturbed that his actions made you a liar on the internet and that I was right about the whole thing but you didn't listen to me.
 
Old 2007-06-29, 20:09
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Old 2007-06-29, 20:24
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Old 2007-06-29, 20:31
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Old 2007-06-29, 20:55
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well im gonna make the average when everyone will post, that means, soon
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I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.



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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
 
Old 2007-06-29, 21:15
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haha, crazy fucker. too much time on yer hands?
 
Old 2007-06-29, 21:33
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Nah it is actually simple.

For Windows users' Start > Run > calc
 
Old 2007-06-29, 21:43
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hahah yeah i have time too spend!!
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I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.



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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
 
Old 2007-06-30, 06:45
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Why not just check every profile for a birthday, record the date, calculate the shit out, and mark the average.

Or just visit one of the other dozen "how old are you" threads with a poll total?

FYI, two 2 the sizzle ate!
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Old 2007-06-30, 06:46
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does that mean 28 lol?
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Old 2007-06-30, 06:48
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Yes. The age of brutal stuff.
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Old 2007-06-30, 09:22
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finally someone older than myself posts. was starting to almost feel old. haha
 
Old 2007-06-30, 16:01
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I'll be expecting a birthday thread, fuckers.
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Why would you sig that?
Why not? Why would you sig me saying that I hate you? I was serious there, too.


I'm in despair! The internet has left me in despair!
 
Old 2007-06-30, 17:19
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finally someone older than myself posts. was starting to almost feel old. haha



Well...LB would put the average age WAY UP.
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.

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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2007-06-30, 21:16
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haha, I wonder how old she is? (LB)
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I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.



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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
 
Old 2007-07-01, 02:38
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I'm 48 and fabulous. That should trip your average big time.

Edit: But you said average poster. I'm above average.
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Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Old 2007-07-01, 03:31
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22 a week ago today.

lolZ @ pissflaps
 
Old 2007-07-01, 05:53
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


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Old 2007-07-01, 06:30
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lol, my mom is 49
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Old 2007-07-01, 07:33
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lol, my mom is 49

My mom isn't even 48 haha.

Funny too cause the chick i fucked was easily old enough to be my mom. She was 43. Well maybe not "Easily" but could have been. My dad is 44.
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Old 2007-07-01, 08:31
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both of my parents are over 50 now.
 
Old 2007-07-01, 13:44
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20, wow, i joined here when i was sixteen, and any of my first posts made then really show my age. that makes me feel a touch old : )
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Old 2007-07-01, 15:25
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both of my parents are over 50 now.



Same.
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Old 2007-07-01, 17:07
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Old 2007-07-01, 17:20
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My mom isn't even 48 haha.

pix plz thx

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Old 2007-07-01, 18:01
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Jesus, you've been 17 for about three years.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


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Old 2007-07-01, 18:10
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hmmm.
I dont think so

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Old 2007-07-01, 18:37
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hmmm.
I dont think so

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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
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DONE!

THE OFFICIAL METAL TABBERS AGE IS 20 so the average of american cant drink!
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Old 2007-07-02, 23:24
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DONE!

THE OFFICIAL METAL TABBERS AGE IS 20 so the average of american cant drink!

Guess i'm average.

That sounds about right anyways. Although there aren't too many 20 year olds. It seems like there is alot of mid 20s and late teensters here if anything.
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Old 2007-07-03, 14:27
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good thing we are not asking about mental age
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Old 2007-07-03, 21:08
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youre late hateblaster lollll

heh mental age...I would say 6
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Old 2007-07-03, 21:20
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He could have brought the average up to 21, possibly!
 
Old 2007-07-03, 21:27
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with him, the new average is: 20.5

so nop, he didnt change the average
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Old 2007-07-03, 21:36
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DONE!

THE OFFICIAL METAL TABBERS AGE IS 20 so the average of american cant drink!


Bleh, everyone drinks regardless of that silly law.
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Old 2007-07-03, 21:53
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hehe true, but i was not very serious!
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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
 
Old 2007-07-03, 23:34
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Old 2007-07-04, 03:40
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Most of you soulless fucks will be going to see the Spicegirls reunion within a few years because you secretly like to suck cock, worry about what amp you play, if you are 133t, and how old everyone is compared to you. Most will grow out of the metal phase because most were never metal to begin with. You know who you are too.

Alcohol will fill the void in your hearts at 21 that metal used to fill. Sunshine of the day Enjoy.

Edit: Metal has no age. Stick that in the average
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Old 2007-07-04, 05:32
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euuuh! okay!
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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
 
Old 2007-07-04, 05:43
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haha I see, but the fact is....the average is 20
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Most of you soulless fucks will be going to see the Spicegirls reunion within a few years because you secretly like to suck cock, worry about what amp you play, if you are 133t, and how old everyone is compared to you. Most will grow out of the metal phase because most were never metal to begin with. You know who you are too.

Alcohol will fill the void in your hearts at 21 that metal used to fill. Sunshine of the day Enjoy.

Edit: Metal has no age. Stick that in the average

Lulz nub.

And it's 1337.


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Old 2007-07-05, 04:42
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It's easiest to steal a phone, or anything else, from a corpse. How's a corpse gonna catch you, huh?

And, like I said, you'll be one of many victims, so that, even in death, you'll never walk alone. Scouser.
 
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I'm 18 7 days after 7/7/7, and the bassist for my first recording is 16 - I think - on 7/7/7.

Why are we arguing about this? This is rather easy to figure out. It's not a bendy thing that has no specific solution. Just get all the ages of everyone with at least one post and sum them. Then divide by the number of people's age you took.

I suppose the arguing is all off-topic though.
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metal phase

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Old 2007-07-06, 20:25
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Lulz nub.

And it's 1337.


Old people


rofl! I looked at that and knew it was wrong, but I couldn't figure out what!

Darn kids!
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Old 2007-07-07, 08:38
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Lulz nub.

And it's 1337.


Old people


Thank you
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Old 2007-07-07, 08:40
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I'm 18 7 days after 7/7/7, and the bassist for my first recording is 16 - I think - on 7/7/7.

Why are we arguing about this? This is rather easy to figure out. It's not a bendy thing that has no specific solution. Just get all the ages of everyone with at least one post and sum them. Then divide by the number of people's age you took.

I suppose the arguing is all off-topic though.


That post confused the hell out of me. Mainly because of the numbers and shit. Drunken posting with out Mozilla Firefox is quite fun to be honest with you all.

What a coincidence, eh?
 
Old 2007-07-10, 21:17
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yeah but its too late...i dont to recalculate this!!
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