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Old 2007-02-09, 00:44
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Life RPG

Was digging through my favourites list and found this old gem. It's a game where you live life going through various scenarios the psychologist Dr Peter Favaro creates:

http://www.theblackforge.net/

Fantastically addictive stuff. First playthrough I died in a motorcycle accident, no kids, no wife. Second playthrough I was an engineer with two kids and a wife, and the third playthrough I didn't manage to get myself a lady friend until old age, but I died before that ho' put out!
 
Old 2007-02-09, 01:10
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This is awesome.
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Old 2007-02-09, 01:17
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hahah this is so wierd. i just got through infancy. it rocked.
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someone's a little behind

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I'll take you from behind!


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Old 2007-02-09, 01:31
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all my responses are 'inappropriate'
 
Old 2007-02-09, 01:52
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I got kidnapped and murdered in childhood
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Old 2007-02-09, 02:10
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CONGRATULATIONS! You've found your hand.


This is fucking awesome.
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Old 2007-02-09, 02:14
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I gave up on that. lol.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


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Old 2007-02-09, 02:33
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a kidnapper tortured and killed me...brootal
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Old 2007-02-09, 02:37
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I got kidnapped and murdered in childhood

Fuck, me too! Was it the jackass in the car?
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Old 2007-02-09, 02:39
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One of your playmates is the daughter of your mother's friend. Her name is Cindy. One day, while you and Cindy are alone, you become very curious about one another. Cindy suggests that you play a make-believe game of "Doctor."


score!
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someone's a little behind

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I'll take you from behind!


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-"Neo-Classical Heathen Folk"- Ellylldan
-experimental/middle eastern themed/folk/ambient- Soft Temple
-experimental/post rock/downtempo- Silence Over Okhotsk
 
Old 2007-02-09, 02:48
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Fuck you, blizzard. I'm addicted.
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Old 2007-02-09, 02:53
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Dad wakes up and shakes his head. He thinks it's pretty funny and suggests a plan to lure Mom outside so you can spray her, too. He goes into the house and comes out giving you the "thumbs up" sign.

He tells you to keep an eye out for Mom while he aims the hose. She should be coming around the bend right over there (he points).
How are you feeling now?


Before you know it there is a hose down your pants. WOW, THAT'S COLD. He fooled you. Mom leans out the window and drops a potful of cold water on your head! Everyone laughs.

haha i love the way things pan out
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someone's a little behind

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I'll take you from behind!


-grindcore (featuring newHELLonEARTH)- Krossa
-"Neo-Classical Heathen Folk"- Ellylldan
-experimental/middle eastern themed/folk/ambient- Soft Temple
-experimental/post rock/downtempo- Silence Over Okhotsk
 
Old 2007-02-09, 03:03
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This Mom sounds hot.
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Old 2007-02-09, 03:04
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WARNING - THIS EPISODE CONTAINS SUBJECT MATTER OF A SEXUAL NATURE.

Do you wish to continue?



this shit gets better and better
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someone's a little behind

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I'll take you from behind!


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-"Neo-Classical Heathen Folk"- Ellylldan
-experimental/middle eastern themed/folk/ambient- Soft Temple
-experimental/post rock/downtempo- Silence Over Okhotsk
 
Old 2007-02-09, 03:17
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Cindy told i took all my cloths off that bitch!
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Old 2007-02-09, 03:35
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this rocks my world
 
Old 2007-02-09, 03:44
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a kidnapper tortured and killed me...brootal


Yeah, I died that way too
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Old 2007-02-09, 03:58
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Died trying to save a little boy from drowning after my fiancee left me.

I am 100% sure this is how life will go for me.
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Old 2007-02-09, 05:07
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Not too bad.

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That's the spirit! You try out for your position and make the STARTING TEAM. In the ninth inning, a high pop fly is hit directly to you. You thrust out your glove in an attempt to field the ball. The excitement of the play fills your whole body...

The ball THUNKS solidly into the glove, knocking you off-balance. Your heart is beating furiously from the thrill of making the play. You feel happy and carefree, just like a child again. Suddenly, the field begins to fade and turn black.


The last thing you see are players from both benches running out to greet you for making such a great play. Something's wrong. You can't run toward them. Your body and hands won't respond to your wishes, but instead of feeling frustration, you feel great peace. How you only wish you could have said good-bye.


You have died.


I died playing senior softball?
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Old 2007-02-09, 05:15
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Made it all the way to the end. It was very beautiful and I wish my life was like this.
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Old 2007-02-09, 05:26
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i got bored. like im bored of life
 
Old 2007-02-09, 06:01
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Haha, I just got murdered by that jerk in the car too. Ill play this again tomorrow, good find
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Old 2007-02-09, 06:02
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why is everyone so retarded they get in a strangers car at 10 years old.
 
Old 2007-02-09, 06:30
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"You have recently found out that Linda is married. Do you still want to continue this relationship with her?"

I can't believe this shit! I continued and got this,

"As you arrive at Linda's home, she comes to the door wearing a sensuous nightgown, tied loosely at the waist. Her bare, pink skin blushes through the thin material, and her hair is slightly mussed. It looks like she has her own plans for you."
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Old 2007-02-09, 06:34
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LMAO!

"Her body seems unusually stiff and resistant. Could she be playing hard to get? A voice in the background calls out, "Hey! Who's out there, anyway? Try to get rid of them and get back here." It's Linda's husband.

You turn to her for an explanation. She tells you quickly that his trip was cancelled at the last minute. She tried to phone you, but you had already left. "What's all the racket out there?" a gruff voice shouts out. "HEY...Who is this guy?" Linda breaks down and tells him the whole story. You guessed it--he's the jealous type.


Unfortunately, you are the breakable type. The next day Linda calls to apologize and says that maybe it would be better if the two of you don't see each other any more. You are too old to play these kinds of games. In case you are wondering, you are the fourth casualty this month"
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Old 2007-02-09, 06:45
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I'm dead.

After a long, but very relaxing day, with a deep sigh you climb into bed and sink into the warm, cushiony fabric. As you drift off, feelings of intense serenity and well-being overwhelm you. Pleasant images of childhood visit with sweet memories of Mom and Dad, school, and growing up.

The memories flash by your mind's eye with startling reality -- the smell of school on your first day, the outfit your very first girlfriend wore on your first date. You recall places you haven't visited for years in picture-perfect detail. Friends and neighbors who have gone on greet you.


They are filled with excitement to see you, though you soon realize they are not communicating their joy in words. It's almost as if...




this will go on forever...


You have died.
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Old 2007-02-09, 08:50
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Got a new good line from the game.

"OUCH! WHY YOU @^%#@& (@#*&@ ) (@#@(." The punches and expletives follow fast and furious, then suddenly, the old man clutches his heart and begins to wheeze. He slumps over in his chair and passes out cold. It looks like he's had a heart attack! You try to revive him, but he's a goner. The BIG boss walks in while you are trying to revive him...

and believes you were trying to do something heroic. You get a bonus!
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Old 2007-02-09, 09:00
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i died at 65+ with a wife, a decent job, a nice car and other shit, playing softball no less, lol
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Old 2007-02-09, 09:26
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I'm old age atm. My date says,

"Now for some fancy flying!" Francis turns the plane upside-down, and does a barrel roll. "Just like the 'The Flying Tigers'" She has a bit of trouble getting the plane back on course, but after a quick consultation with the flight manual, the plane is once again right-side-up.

Just when things have calmed down she flips the autopilot switch and turns to you with a funny look in her eye. "Ever done it at 10,000 feet?" she asks.
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Old 2007-02-09, 21:30
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"Just then, the door to the rumpus room swings open.

A man in a pith helmet and khaki uniform peers into the room. He twists his handlebar moustache nervously but calmly asks what you are doing in HIS house, alone with HIS wife, in HIS rumpus room."


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Old 2007-02-10, 02:54
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my mom died of cancer, heartbreaking
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Old 2007-02-10, 12:53
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This game really helps one to look at life different.
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Old 2007-02-10, 13:13
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my mom died of cancer, heartbreaking


my dad died of cancer aswell, i feel your pain.
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Quote:
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someone's a little behind

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I'll take you from behind!


-grindcore (featuring newHELLonEARTH)- Krossa
-"Neo-Classical Heathen Folk"- Ellylldan
-experimental/middle eastern themed/folk/ambient- Soft Temple
-experimental/post rock/downtempo- Silence Over Okhotsk
 
Old 2007-02-10, 17:09
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i played it last night. i liked it a lot, but it just got too damn late! around 4 AM i was at one of the adult stages, and had been in one serious relationship, and a couple of crap ones. i took notice of something, the critique that thing gives of your life, considering you give honest, relevant answers, is pretty fucking accurate! sure, it should be, but its pretty cool none-the-less.
 
Old 2007-02-10, 19:59
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:rofl

I knew about this game for ages!
Well, one memorable life was when I had a very difficult one, finding love, getting engaged (but the damn hoe let me stand alone on the altar)
then dying from a hearth atack years later playing soft ball.

Another one I was a millionaire, first making some über 1337 sandwich and selling the recipe to macdonalds, doing bussiness school and having a good paying job, with great sports car and all.. ah the life..
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Why would you sig that?
Why not? Why would you sig me saying that I hate you? I was serious there, too.


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Old 2007-02-10, 21:34
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Another one I was a millionaire, first making some über 1337 sandwich and selling the recipe to macdonalds, doing bussiness school and having a good paying job, with great sports car and all.. ah the life..


Oh shit son! I remember having that sort of life when I invented a fantastic cocktail.
 
Old 2007-02-10, 22:27
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The doctor is concerned about this complaint. He would like you to go into the hospital for some tests. Once in the hospital, the test results show the presence of a shadow indicating the possibility of a tumor on your lung. An exploratory operation is recommended.

The doctors operate and find a fast-spreading cancer. The lung is removed, but complications from the operation cause you difficulty. You die on the operating room table. This game is over.


You have died.




It's like a crappy episode of "E.R."
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
 
Old 2007-02-10, 22:54
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are you guys flying through this game as fast as possible? im going to play again, but i think it will take a very long time.
 
Old 2007-02-11, 00:14
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why is everyone so retarded they get in a strangers car at 10 years old.

Maybe he has candy?
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
 
Old 2007-02-11, 00:25
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Learnig from the others mistakes....

"He motions for you to come closer. He has a kind enough face. You hear him say that he is a policeman looking for a friend of yours. He asks if you will get in and help him find your friend. You can:

Select an action :
WALK/RUN AWAY
GET IN THE CAR
TELL HIM YOU CAN'T DO THAT"

The response to walk/run away

"You move away from the man, suspicious that he might not be telling the truth. This is smart. Intellectual sphere rises sharply. This man hurts children. "
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...Its very annoying to keep having to hear some socially-disabled teen come on these boards talking about all the drugs he's started doing so that he can maybe grasp onto some kind of positive response so he feels better about himself and what he's doing.
About requiem. Aint it the truth...
 
Old 2007-02-11, 00:57
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My "character" is starting to sound a little bit too much like my life up to now hah.
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...Its very annoying to keep having to hear some socially-disabled teen come on these boards talking about all the drugs he's started doing so that he can maybe grasp onto some kind of positive response so he feels better about himself and what he's doing.
About requiem. Aint it the truth...
 
Old 2007-02-11, 01:44
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I died during childhood, I got kidnapped. Fuck...
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Old 2007-02-11, 02:19
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So this is starting to REALLY turn into my life haha. Banged this chick because she offered it to me (while i was steady with another girl) She found out and because i have high enough social skills i smoothed it over with her haha.

Oh my digital world of lays is great.
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...Its very annoying to keep having to hear some socially-disabled teen come on these boards talking about all the drugs he's started doing so that he can maybe grasp onto some kind of positive response so he feels better about himself and what he's doing.
About requiem. Aint it the truth...
 
Old 2007-02-11, 03:52
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I got vd
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Old 2007-02-11, 04:09
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Omg, I was a rich, successful entrepreneur and I needed a heart bypass after playing a softball game.

"The operation is a failure. You die on the operating table due to complications. This game is over.

You have died."




Now my wife will watch my video-taped will and have fun sailing in my boat.

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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2007-02-11, 04:12
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hahaha, for some reason, we had a wild sex night before marriage then she was afraid to have intercorse on the honeymoon.
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Old 2007-02-11, 04:17
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All the money i had i basically saved up my whole life. I didn't buy shit till i was old haha. I bought nearly every fucking thing in the game except the last mansion. I really did'nt... do much except like work and what not.
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...Its very annoying to keep having to hear some socially-disabled teen come on these boards talking about all the drugs he's started doing so that he can maybe grasp onto some kind of positive response so he feels better about himself and what he's doing.
About requiem. Aint it the truth...
 
Old 2007-02-12, 20:09
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Anyone have kids yet?
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Old 2007-02-12, 20:31
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Anyone have kids yet?


I had a kid on my last game, my girlfriend got pregnant so I married her.

Named him Dick.



He didn't really do much, and I forgot about him until he got married. I was such a loving father!
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Old 2007-02-12, 20:34
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Anyone have kids yet?


I waited too fucking long! I was like middle aged and tried and couldn't then i was elderly and tried to adopt and it didn't work haha.
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...Its very annoying to keep having to hear some socially-disabled teen come on these boards talking about all the drugs he's started doing so that he can maybe grasp onto some kind of positive response so he feels better about himself and what he's doing.
About requiem. Aint it the truth...
 
Old 2007-02-26, 16:38
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What?? Can't you save this? I gotta go to class.
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