Happy new years . Drink up! Be mary! In the words of Dave Chappelle doing the samual jackson skit :

"It'll get you drunk! You'll be fucking fat bitches in no time! You might even fight a nigga or two!" and "Mm-mmm, bitch!"

Thats Right!

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Have a good one

GMT +0 ftw.

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One of my least favorite holidays. Anyway, have a good one.

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ANY REASON TO HAVE A HOLIDAY TO GET DRUNK IS A GOOD HOLIDAY!

You should get suspended for a day so you can drink about what you just said.

Yes that was intentional!



Hopefully i'll be fuckin single bitches tonight!!!! Hopefully my Susan will be at the party down the street.

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Enjoy this day. Drink much beer.

I'm off to the party.

Bye

too bad my parents wont be out of the house too long. I was thinking maybe just have fun with a few friends

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have a good one fuckers! i have no plans so far, except grilling some pork chops and having some beers. watch out on the road tonight..lots of drunks..and lots of cops trying to arrest them.

Oh, that's too bad. I've got a party tommorow morning at 3 AM, I think...

My mither's holding an open house. We Scots like New Year...

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

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happy newyear everyone, may the metalgods be with you all

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Happy New Year. I'll be sitting at home. drunk as usual. No parties to go to.

Happy new year ya cunts!!!

Heres some live video if ou want to venture out and watch me haha. I'm not there now but i'll be there in like an hour. Video Here!
Watch me as i mingle with 40 year olds and hopefully my "girlfriend" comes haha

BTW i always hang out in the back right of the bar. So i'm straight back in the picture when i get there. I'll have a black shirt on and jeans.

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happy new year everybody

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Awww someones not gettin laid tonight

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Fucking new yars helll. All the parties didn't wamnt no more no cuns sp fuck them,. shit, new year and new possuibilities!!!!!

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Happy New Year all you happy people.

I gained many L,B's today at the Moravian church service this morning and then having cookies at my sil's today. After korv and pork roast tomorrow I'm getting back in gear and groovin' to get my glutes to beautes again!

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Its 2007! happy new year and all that..

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No.

heh, well i believe you, since they always play a scottish song right at the start of each year on the media. I know the melody i just forget the name

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That was just fucking horrible. I have never felt so bad as I do now.

Lemme trace the progression of the night as best as I can.

Well, at first we were trying to go into bottleshops and buy alcohol (we are all underage), and on about the third place we got it (chick at counter ).
So then we went to the city (Birchgrove Oval for you Sydney-siders) it took a while, and we arrived there at the 9 o'clock fireworks show.

My friends were going up to girls trying to get me a hook up (I had never hooked-up at a party before), and I got close, but none all night .

We were talking firstly to these two really fucking hot and really worth it girls (Ruby & A......). Goddamn seriously these girls were/are excellent and go to school in the suburb at which I reside in!

Well anyway, I was drinking the worst fucking alcohol ever. A small bottle of Jim Beam's bourbon whiskey I think, it's like a small flask, straight. I finished it talking to Ruby and her friend, holy fuck these girls were hot and it fucking kills me I didn't get there numbers.

I then walked a bit with friends, and Ruby and her friend. I was fucking drunk by this time (Yes, my first time ever drunk). It fucking sucked as hell. I fucking hated it. I was saying stupid shit to Ruby and whatnot, not really stupid, but I'm one hell of an honest drunk, so I was going on that I would never, ever hurt them or anything.

I then met these other girls. And fuckdamn, they were ridiculously hot. Like, seriously goddamn perfect met-art worthy blondes. I was drunk and they were drunk and we were telling each other "you're gorgeous" etc. It was nice. Thankfully, I got one of their numbers. The hotter one. Holy fuck I hope I entered it correctly, I was fucking drunk, really hard to put in the numbers, and I entered her name as "Georquim"... Her name is Georgia.

Anyway, after some good, happy times with those girls, I went back to Ruby for a bit. (I'll restate she is fucking hot). Anyway, I then got sick. Really sick. I was walking across the park, vomitting my fucking head off, struggling to breathe. I got the the edge of the park (wall) and was just sitting there vomitting for a bit, when I looked up everything was spinning.

This guy came along, he was drunk as hell too. He started getting violent. In the end he hit me with his Vodka bottle in the knee fucking hard and I started crying impulsely. These other people were keeping an eye on me at this time, cause I was fucking fucked. Anyway, I got up, and found my group of friends.

This is when I hit the biggest low of my life.

I was bawling, and bawling for about 1 hour straight. This started at midnight, right at the fireworks. I was bawling and bawling, telling them that "I'm so sorry". I can't even remember / know what I sorry about. I just felt so massively terrible, it was uncontrollable crying, my friends have never seen me like this, they were kinda freaking out. Everyone was comforting me, nothing helped. I was looking for Ruby and her friends, and Georgia and the other blonde girl but to no avail. I went so much lower due to this. People were looking at me and shit, oh well.


Anyhow, eventually I sobered up a bit, and I got home around 4 am.

The alcohol was just fucking terrible. Jim Beam's and also some shitty champagne and Pure Blond aswell. I guess the mixing fucked me up a bit, and I finished it all in like 30 minutes.

Fucking abhorrent.

Anyhow, I'm going to try and call Georgia, I hope it's teh right number, I'll probably do it tomorrow, cause usually you should leave a one day wait, y'know? Goddamn I hope one day I meet them all again, sober. I kept apologising for that too, i.e. not being sober so I could meet them properly.

Man everything was wrong, all my friends hooked up, Georgia did too, I don't think Ruby did, I don't care too much about that, I would still go out with all of them, but it was just fucked.


I don't know if I ever want to drink again.


Thanks for reading. [/massive reprisal whinge].

BAHAHAHAHAHA! Especially this bit:

"In the end he hit me with his Vodka bottle in the knee fucking hard and I started crying impulsely."

Eh, I'm in no position to make fun of you though. I sat at home and got drunk by myself when the clock hit 12.

fair enough/... sounds depressing.

I don't mean to be a cock but why did you find it funny? I just found it fucking terrible.

Thanks for reading though.

Yep, that's what having no real friends does to you.

I like reading about people's misfortune, because it makes me feel better about my own pathetic life.

No problem, it was pretty interesting.

Fair enough...

I'm hung over like a cunt right now and my fingers smell of alcohol...and I can pick up the smell around me. Fucking terrible.

God fucking damn.

This night has turn out to be quite a fucking drag. Police everywhere i cant drive to a party, so im forced to sit here and get drunk alone....

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Well I was basically hanging out for a few hours with some friends, drank some VIINA and bang, it was all over me. Time was just flapping through and I dont think I even realized what I was doing, well we finally ended up in this party. I was there for about 30mins, going ALLRIGHT and shook a few peoples hands.
Then I felt really sick and wanted to leave. Well, I first puked at after I had walked around 20mins. Then I walked to the bus stop, got in the bus and then the 15min wait to get home. When the bus was about to stop, I just couldnt handle it. all over the benches and the floor. I had not puked in over six years before today. I feel ashamed of myself

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First time I was drunk in a while. Someone said do I think it's weird that 06 just turned to 07 - I said I can't believe it's been 7 years since 00.

Shit guys, I suppose I should be grateful with the average party I went to.

A barn of someones farmhouse. There were about 60 people there. A fair bit of free alcohol. For some reason the barn had a Heaven/Hell theme going on. Heaven was upstairs with white drapes everywhere and UV lights and had the 'bar' in the corner. Downstairs was Hell, basically Halloween decorations left up, an open fire along one wall (no lights) and a few chickens running around. Managed to avoid 45 min walk home as well.

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Auld Lang Syne. My German grandpa used to sing it every New Year's when Guy Lombardo would come on and the ball in NYC would drop. Since they're both gone New Year's doesn't mean diddly to me.

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WHILE THE CLOCK WAS 12, TROLLHAMMERAN WAS BLASTING.

It was a good time, I hope you all had a great time...and not of drank too muich., CHEERS!


To a epic 2007!

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ahh, bummer.

Mine was alright, I spent NYE in Sydney, right by the bridge. Its the closest place, infact, and there were thousands of people around. Transport was fucked, and very high leb factor on the train.
Anyway, It felt too sketchy to drink for a while, but we found this area that was packed, and I knew a ton of people there. Obviously the police didnt give a shit about underage drinking that night. But the night panned out alright, spent a good hour talking to an old mate about guitar gear. Saw both sets of fireworks. Left. Plastered an empty carriage with vomit. Made it back to a girls house up the road, and watched charlie and the chocolate factory over until around 7.

Happy new year cunts.

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mine was just another day basically. cooked a boneless pork chop on the grill and fried some green beans. the food was great! had some whitbread pale ale..was ok, but i was a little disappointed with it. also had a large bottle of shipyard export, and another large bottle of old thumper extra special ale...those two were great. i bought a bottle of pretty cheap champagne and busted that some of a bitch open at 12...unfortunately i had never opened a bottle of that shit and didn't realize the top would shoot off once i removed the metal clasp thing. at least half the bottle sprayed out and onto my roommates desk haha. luckily it didn't go all over his fucking laptop. killed that shit and had a "tequila sunrise" a roommate made me.

oh yea..and i watched a decent chunk of that metalocalypse marathon last night!

happy new year eveybody!

got drunk at my place, went to another place for fireworks and more beer and then off to TeH dIsCoThEqUaeE!!!!!!!!!

being drunk and dancing to trance music is awesome

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Well mine pretty much was another normal night. Except i didn't drink or smoke as much. Last night i drank 1 double duce heniken and smoked 4 cigs. Then i got extremely tired and went to bed.

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Damn... I'm hung over to shit!!!

Went to a killer little party last night. It was great. Had girls makin out with me, had girls makin out with other girls, had me makin out with 2 girls at once and one time 3 girls at once. This one girl had both her nipples pierced and just couldn't help not showing it every time I asked her. Oh and being drunk, that was about every 5 minutes. Hell... I'd catch her makin out with one of my buddies and I'd be like "show off them pretty titties." Sure enough, she'd throw down on it. Oh and she was a freak for other women I tell ya. She was all over the other girls... grindin that shit. I swear my eyes were about to melt out of my head.

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problematic. why the fuck did he just smash your knee. from what i know of your personality, youd have no trouble provoking it, but maybe he was just crazy.

also, why were you crying so long? i understand getting hit in the knee is painful, but not worth crying for an hour. i say this because you've made fun of me for getting "watery" eyes from music before... uh, ok dude. i was drunk a couple of days ago and some friends and myself decided to kick fight. a friend dodged my kick and then kicked back of my leg as hard as he could, and slammed the back of my lower leg, where theres not much meat. the same thing happened to the other leg, and i couldnt walk for two minutes. it hurt the entire night, and when i got out of bed the next morning, i fell to the floor.

your night sounds bad, but it also sounded alright untill you got sick. and yes, mixing that kind of stuff will easily make you sick. one night i drank half a bottle of wine, and then 2 40oz. Mickey's. i threw up every hour of the night.

I was drunk as a motherfucker. He was too. Obviously we were having an extremely inane conversation. I can't remember exactly what, but he was asking me questions and I wasn't answering to his liking. He was hitting me before that but it was more taps on the knee. That final blow instantly sent me crying. It was fucked up. He was then telling me to stop crying, and was threatening to hit me more. He went away eventually. I then went to my friends and had an absolute bawl for literally an hour. I'm thinking, since I haven't cried in ages, that many emotions were bottled up and were let out all at once. It sucks in hindsight, the night could've been so much better.

I guess when you get that low, the next NYE can't be that bad!

It sucks that I can't contact any of the girls I was with. They were seriously worth it. The only one that I got a number from, the number doesn't work... I obviously put it in wrong, as I couldn't even put her name in properly.

Oh well, I'm still down and all but all I'm hoping for is the next opportunity like this doesn't pass by in such a belated manner.

Kick Fight sounds awesome.... If you win

Happy new year! Me and some friends got together and did random crap, played xbox, shot fireworks, whatever, all topped off with a lot of death metal. It was pretty fun. Gears of War is quite a game, and Team America is quite a movie.

Oh, and sorry about Georquim and your knee, Problematic.

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yeah, pretty fun either way though. we usually do one on one punching. but this was more like a random, five man kick war. my friend dropped our weakest friend first. then i took out the guy that dropped him. then i got taken out by the dude who slammed the back of my legs. the last two guys went for a while, seeing as how it was the "championship", haha. of fucking coarse the started to get a little serious, and thats when we usually call things off. hah, pretty fun stuff.

as for my new years. my old drummer is down from upstate, so i drove over to his parents house, who are in hawaii. he didnt have a party cause he learned that lesson a year ago, when his cds and all the wine and liquor got stolen from the house kitchen. anyway, i got myself a twelve pack and drank a couple of glasses of tequila before opening that. gotta do it in order, or else. cool thing is, after that, we only had to walk two houses over to get to the party we stayed at for a long time. i faintly remember listening to various metal, and headbanging a decent amount. passed on the weed, which is impressive, cause i was drunk. and had a pretty good night.

Got about ten of us round a friends house and played nintendo wii from about 7:00pm till 11:58pm. Then I put on a pair of their mothers knickers and my new gimp mask and we ran around the block semi naked for midnight, waving to everyone. Then at 12:05 we were back on the wii.

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Had an awful night. I got dumped over e-mail. Then I went down town and it started to pour. I got splashed by two cars. I slipped and fell down the stairs in the subway station, some drunk cunt nearly vomited on me, and I almost missed the bus. Awful Awful Awful.


So guys what are your new years resolutions? Mine is to look like Glen Danzig. HAHAHA That and cook a romantic meal.

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shit, man.

All after midnight too. I think this year is going to be a bad year.

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happy new year y'all.

I had a ball during the first day of '07 and got home at 10 in the morning!

I had a birthday on the last day of '06, and went to some friends, after that we all went out to some club we had tickets for. I found a friend of mine on the floor of the toilets and picked him up. half an hour later I found the same friend there, still drunk as fuck like everyone else.
He slept over at a friends place and he looked liked this when he woke up;
http://img146.imageshack.us/my.php?...08302007wz4.jpg