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Thats happened a million times for some reason. "Person walks into a hospital with knife/nails/sharp stick in head." Pretty weird.
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Why not make shit up as we go-fox
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See the problems religion creates?
Man that makes me fucking sick.
I don't like the army much anymore, but all those soliders are brothers and sisters to me....
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Hahaha I'm glad I wasn't the only one thinking that. She smiles too god damn much. I hope she gets raped/shot/raped/shot/raped/made to watch Friends for 30 hours/decapitated/raped in that order.
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i thought it was deep, granted he got a little extreme at the end but how does a parent deal with thier kids getting killed in combat. thats who we are sending over there, kids.
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one of many examples: "So much happen. I have two TVs at the same time, the radio on."
its written in "immigrant dialect"
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one of many examples: "So much happen. I have two TVs at the same time, the radio on."
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its a QUOTE of what he said, hes from central america,hence the "immigrant dialect".
so you say the article itself is poorly written because the guy was QUOTED speaking incorrect english. the dude himself did not write this.
if you didnt dig it, thats cool,thats fine, but you cant criticize an article by the grammar of whats quoted. the reporter isnt gonna edit dialouge for the sake of orthodox sentence structure,the correct tense of the english language. most of that article is ommited so posting it was kinda dumb. i just thought it was interesting because the dude blew up the marine guys van |
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no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
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War Is Personal: Carlos Arredondo/Age 45/Roslindale, Massachusetts
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about
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Eugene Richards, a photojournalist and filmmaker, is the author of Stepping Through the Ashes (Aperture) and The Fat Baby (Phaidon). Richards is a fellow at The Nation Institute.
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there are tons of grammar errors in there but its the way the guy speaks. it was probably done "ad verbatim" from a hand held recorder.
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I hate people like that who use God as a means to justify their hatred. I believe in God, Jesus, and so on, but I don't believe someone who created me can be so hateful. Religion, any religion, is supposed to bring peace to people who can't find it anywhere else, and these extremist cocksuckers like this Roper girl give it a bad name.
My aunt her husband and daughters are probably the most religious people in our whole family. They go to church, they pray before every meal, their daughters go to a Christian school. They don't let their religion get in the way of their love for their family or friends.
It's a damn shame what this Roper whore is doing... I liked it near the end, though, when the news guy asked her if she sinned and she completely avoided the question. Tells you something, right?
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nobody posted in here for a while..but i figured i'd go ahead instead of starting another thread...
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/l...-home-headlines
woman drives her 2 sons (19 and 15) around los angeles with some of their friends, all 14-16 years old, to do some graffiti one of the kids is out of the car throwing some shit in the trash and has fresh paint on his hands near a wall they just did. a cop finds him and the kid leads him back to his mom's minivan where her and the other kids are waiting for him to return. |
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Next shes going to consume fetuses.
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Yeah a REAL death metal fan, not all this poser bullshit. She lives and breathes those lyrics.
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The look in her eyes though just makes me want to smack her with something blunt and heavy until she ... STOPS making that look. By any means necessary.
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A lot of those links don't work. You guys should just paste the stories in case the links go dead, or at least the interesting parts. If you wanna be good lads paste the stories and bold the interesting parts.
And I saw that woman on both the O'Reilly factor and Hannity and Colmes when it aired Live (woohoo for me). That bitch is just so stupid and brainwashed. What a stupid dumb bitch.
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If you noticed the bikes about 25 seconds into the one with the crazy war woman that was probably Patriot Guard. My husband is in that group although not there at that time. They have a darn good website, too.
Something positive came from her and her people's evil stance.
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Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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edit..oh yea, how could i forget the .22 rifle with sex toy bayonet complete with his dna and the dna of at least one victim. pretty sick shit..
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Holy shit!
Now THIS is a fucked up / strange story.
This guy acted like a 12 year old and enrolled in 2 different middle schools at 2 different times. This guy is a convicted sex offender!!! Hes 28 and he attended school and turned in homework, this is fucking nuts! How can they not see hes not 12?
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Holy shit!
Now THIS is a fucked up / strange story.
This guy acted like a 12 year old and enrolled in 2 different middle schools at 2 different times. This guy is a convicted sex offender!!! Hes 28 and he attended school and turned in homework, this is fucking nuts! How can they not see hes not 12?
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i know right! i saw this shit on the news the other day for a second. i asked my roommate "how the fuck did he get enrolled? someone had to sign him up, or else he signed himself up as a parent then just showed up." my roommate said one of the guys friends posed as a parent and enrolled him. in my opinion..the guy posing as a parent should get fucked in the ass too! who the hell would do that in the first place!? much less with a sex offender.
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i know right! i saw this shit on the news the other day for a second. i asked my roommate "how the fuck did he get enrolled? someone had to sign him up, or else he signed himself up as a parent then just showed up." my roommate said one of the guys friends posed as a parent and enrolled him. in my opinion..the guy posing as a parent should get fucked in the ass too! who the hell would do that in the first place!? much less with a sex offender.
pr0az..thats pretty fucking funny. must've sucked for the guy..but damn. i wouldn't wander too far in a big ass city like that. |
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hell yeah i agree, maybe he did who knows. Its one of those he basically helped with the crimes committed. Actually no basically about it, hes almost just as guilty.
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definitely. they should fire all the people at the school that were his teachers, and the admin that were involved in letting him in. how the hell could they not tell!? it just baffles the mind. even when i'm shitfaced drunk AND stoned, i could tell the difference between a 12 year old and a grown up. christ...
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"Son.. .hy do you have SO much facial hair..."
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The guy posing as 12 might have Naired his face. That would have made it pretty smooth probably. That's just crazy nobody seemed suspicious for so long.
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Yeah it is 5:47 a.m. now. I don't sleep.
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I don't sleep much either. Most I sleep on average is 4 hours a night... Fuck sleep, nicotine keeps me running
Anyways. To all viewers of this thread... you probably didn't notice the really fucked up news story I posted earlier on because me and Requiem were engaging in a pleasant chat. So here it is again.
Real Newspaper Clipping
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hehe same for me.....im more than insomniac...sometimes, i just dont sleep and seriously, i dont like it
Nicotine keeps me running 24/7 hehe..
I heard of a guy who bought condoms and for save money, he glued his condom to his penis...well its surely an urban legend
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Yet another real newspaper clipping. I feel sorry for this poor bastard  just reading it makes my testicles hurt 
...But it's still fucking hilarious
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Saw the lil pic they have there and boy is that disgusting. When i was a junior the class above me did their senior prank (i knew the guys doing it) and they dumped like 10 5 gallon buckets of pig intestines and organs on the terrace. Needless to the fire department came out to spray it all down because it was horridly disgusting and grotesque.
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Saw the lil pic they have there and boy is that disgusting. When i was a junior the class above me did their senior prank (i knew the guys doing it) and they dumped like 10 5 gallon buckets of pig intestines and organs on the terrace. Needless to the fire department came out to spray it all down because it was horridly disgusting and grotesque.
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Anyone ever been to Fucking Australia?
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Yeah, it's Austria. 'Fucking' is a very old word, and I don't think Australian colonists would have wanted to name a town after a curse.
My dad has been to the German town of Wank before. Apparently they had the same sign-theft issue as Fucking have. He also reported that the Wankers were nice people.
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lulz, that's sweet I love how they posted gay porn on his myspace page lmao.
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Join Date: May 2005
Location: naked in a dead teenages dump
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please tell me this is a joke dammit...
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I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.
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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
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2007-09-12, 00:28
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Die Young.
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Join Date: May 2003
Location: Hellifax, Nova Scotia, Canada
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I enjoyed this part:
"The street below was filled with mostly elderly people and children, many of them unaware that urine was falling on them because it was raining at the same time, Crown prosecutor Jody MacNeill said Tuesday."
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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2007-09-12, 16:50
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Supreme Metalhead
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Jersey (CI) UK
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2007-09-12, 17:31
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Post-whore
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: Monterey, CA
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haha whoops.
i've only had the pleasure of pissing on one person. it was an accident at some beach party at night. there are these life guard stands with wrap around decks..we were sitting up there drinking and smoking. i walked around to the other side and was going off the side..and this kid i knew walked underneath the stream. took him a second to realize what was going on...i heard him yell while he was looking up at me. i started laughing my ass off and he chased me around the beach. should've just not even ran haha but wasn't quite sure how pissed he was. i let him throw me in the sand to call it even. was laughing the whole time... he said never to tell anyone about it and we always did..especially basstendencies. he'd bring it up when that guy was around haha. the guy became an RA at the school and we'd tell his residents that i pissed on their RA. good times. |
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2007-09-12, 19:19
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Die Young.
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Join Date: May 2003
Location: Hellifax, Nova Scotia, Canada
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haha, an inflatable canoe..god, I wonder if they're even alive.
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
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Originally Posted by moe_blunts
you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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2007-09-12, 20:53
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: austin tx
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haha whoops.
i've only had the pleasure of pissing on one person. it was an accident at some beach party at night. there are these life guard stands with wrap around decks..we were sitting up there drinking and smoking. i walked around to the other side and was going off the side..and this kid i knew walked underneath the stream. took him a second to realize what was going on...i heard him yell while he was looking up at me. i started laughing my ass off and he chased me around the beach. should've just not even ran haha but wasn't quite sure how pissed he was. i let him throw me in the sand to call it even. was laughing the whole time... he said never to tell anyone about it and we always did..especially basstendencies. he'd bring it up when that guy was around haha. the guy became an RA at the school and we'd tell his residents that i pissed on their RA. good times. |
That was a hilarious anecdote. Made me laugh. lololololololololol |
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2007-09-13, 01:48
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Attorney at Bird Law
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: Alone here, with emptiness, eagles, and snow...
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I've always thought it would be incredibly funny to piss on someone who had too much to drink and passed out. Or, just someone who fell asleep. I also think it would be pretty funny to leak on someone's car while they're stuck in rush hour traffic. I guess I try to find humor in things other people are busy being disgusted by.
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2007-09-13, 03:25
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: austin tx
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I've never pissed on anyone, but did do some fucked up shit to one of my friends who fell asleep. This was when I was like 12, a couple years before I started heavily consuming alcohol.
My buddy was passed out, and I thought it would be funny to fuck with his, so I put a glob of Clearsil on his eye and then tickeled his forehead with a feather and he started to smear the Clearsil in his eye even more. HE GOT PISSED AS HELL, and I apologized immediately....like it was going to make the situation better. LOLOLOLOLOL
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