Doc asked me to "simon-cowell" his band a while ago back when i "simon-cowell"-ed GP and Def's bands.

Def and Delete could change it though, maybe something about Nomad's secret porno lair.

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Hey I Like It....

SPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!! Damn I Love "The Tick"

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Haha, yes. Brilliance!

ehhhh, I don't get it anyways......


DO YOU KNOW WHAT SHE DID!?!?!?! YOUR CUNTING DAUGHTER!?!?!?!
AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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supprised you remembered that, i didnt

anyway, thanks, youre getting my fav brownie too

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I cant believe you fucks are safeguarding all that porn... *sniff* I cant wait till im a mod, if i make it there... i doubt that...

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Hah. Yeah, you're really missing out on loads.

Ramen noodles are the greatest when your drunk.

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For all the people who sook about no porn go to www.tommys-bookmarks.com it has shit loads.

you all need better ways to spend your time

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Dude, your band made me giggle. The guitar work is about as good as Slipknots. ugh. Thank god its just a joke band with a good name.

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And beast, i do have better things to do. I happen to have a hobby playing playstation 2. Right now, im -40 under par in PGA 2004. And for those of you not into golf, thats an all time record... if it werent a game... and as easy to achieve... erm...

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I love golf, but the real kind. I'm not too bad either, for a beginner.

But yeah, this musical that the school is putting on and I'm playing guitar for is so weird.
I'm so not used to key changes/millions of tempo changes/everything in this goddamn orchestral music.

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Haha, I love it....you should hear anything by Frank Ticheli....whoa awesome ensemble music.

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Golf Takes Patience, that of which i dont have

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And so does waiting to die.

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Thats what cigarettes, boose, and herbs are for

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It is probably funner to.

ha funner
its the most funnest

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Everyone has to suck Nihilist's penis now.



SUCK!

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You're sooo gay Darko, that's why I'm drink Whiskey right now....

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Drunk, Sober... We've all got some gay love in us.

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Powers, that game you posted is awesome!

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YEAH.

why Darko?

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he's one of the guys that owns you guys now!

eh, that last RTT went flying by, forums getting cozy again

NO BODY OWNS ME "ARRRRRRGGHHHH" (battle cry)

ok, ill be good now

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Battle cry! Nice touch.

And yeah Def, it was rather shitty for awhile.

it needed definition

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Without me, here it seems, you guys are nothing. So i'll just give myself on big pat on the back.

Yeah.

I might be going to see Vital Remains

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Vital Remains with Tim Yeung! Orgasmic. He is a fucking good drummer.

we could try to move australia further north with boats, then we might get more tours

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just hang yourself man

Vital Remains are like black metal bands in a few aspects. 10 minute songs, 3 riffs. Hmm.

dont forget all the pentagrams and goats

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HeeeeHehEhehehEHhEHHEhe

i dont get it

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does anyone have that pic of arnold with the "shut the fuck up" thing. i tried to find it but...

hahaha, i love that pic. thanks def, your the man!

You should try and find(I don't have the URL) the prank call made by a guy impersonating Arnold...the one about the "Arnold's pizza shop." My god it's funny, he really sounds like him!

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Me either. I was really tired.

Arnold Soundboard This site is the soundboard that they use in those calls. I have like almost all of those prank calls, the funniest was ehn they called a drunk guy. Have fun

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I know what I'll be doing all spring break....

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Fuck its hot today.

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...the FUCK?!



Getting a life followed by pity sex with your index finger and pinky?

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New stage of a supernova was recently found, it looks fucking awesome.

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For some odd reason, we are learning about that kind of stuff in my Naval Science class. (Jrotc). It is starting to really piss me off. I'd prefer to use my time doing something useful, like going out for drill or something.... fuck...

That thing is cool looking. My drummer and i made a cover for our demo...er... when we record it... um... yeah... i will post it in a day or two; i dont have it saved here...

So... how is everyone?

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I don't know!

The compute ALWAYS kicks my ass at Mortal Kombat...

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maybe it would be make sense if it was a full body picture of him wearing a tu-tu

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acoustic mayhem is the shit. i am wearing abercrombie and fitch courderoys (did i spell that right) today. i was talked into wearing trendy clothes for a day. usually its the same old black jeans, black t-shirt, steel-toe boots. no, today i wore no black.

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fag. To be "true," you MUST wear black every day and kick boys smaller than you in the butt with your boots. Also, wear black makeup and tell the girls how aweful their make up looks, and beautiful and cool you are.

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so?

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haha, classic game. subzero rules

Johnny Cage!

I loved it how he could do the splits, and punch his opponents in the genetalia. No, not really. He was stupid.

i just like how scorpion would ask u a question like"get over here" but he didnt really give u much choice

i punchd this guy last night and he punchd me back

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Kano wuld headbut poeple with his metal bit

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I used to love that game! All the blood was great but on the Megadrive you had to enter a cheat to get it to work - ABACAB! Sub Zero was the guy I used to kick my brother's arse with because he had that freeze attack thing.

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I remember the level select code for Sonic 1.

U, D, L, R, hold A and then press start. GEEK.

I only remember the codes to Doom. Fuck everything else.

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Hahahahaha. Sonic rules.


Sub-Zero sucks when playing against the advanced computer or oppenent, all you have to do is block. I prefer Reptile, Noob Saibot, and Kabal (Mortal Kombat Trilogy).

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AAhahahahahahahha, HI-larious!


The We The People Committee announced today that the Unites States is
changing its political emblem to a condom.

Who Me and his wife Not Me, WTP co-chairman, explained that the condom more
clearly reflect the country's stance today, because a condom accepts
inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch
of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're
actually getting screwed.

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Hahaha, Thats Fucking Funny!

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ahh shit, it's my moms birthday today.


i mean, YAY, ITS MY MOMS BIRTHDAY



i got to go get her something

Any play Trey's Doom map?? Its pretty fucking cool http://morbidangel.com/Zdoom/chamberofdis.html

His Quake III clan http://www.morbidangel.com/sailorscouts/

What a nerd

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You fag . Sonic was the shit. you know, i think i might just hook up my old sega and play that.

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rofl

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*Cough*

Just saw Lost In Translation; good movie.

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Why is that funny, Weijia?

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ow cut it out, you humourless sack of wheat


i'm fucking hyped on caffeine right now... remember that southpark episode about the coffee? i feel like that tweet guy (or whatever his name is )

"its the gnomes! they steal your underwear! aaah!"

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Its Tweek you jew. And you truly HAVE replaced Weijia. Fucking kids these days, man...



I hope you die.

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That movie was retarded, Bill Murray was hilarious in Ghostbusters 1

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Hahaha, yes.

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I need something to drink... bleh.

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how 'bout some coffee?

cunt

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Fuckin PIZZA for dinner tonight!!!!!!!!! Too bad I gotta walk to another dorm cafeteria for it, but FUCKING PIZZA!!!! I love pizza, especially the pizzasauce.

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Yes, i would. But i meant Beer or Vodka.

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this overdose of cafeine makes me feel like a industrial accident *aaargh*

i need to fucking do something but i cant concentrate

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Heres an idea... GO AWAY!!!

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Try masturbation with petrol and matches. It should be fun.

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you know what? i like to piss assholes like you off. you think harrasing me is going to shut me up? you just give me an excuse to annoy you more so go ahead cunt

heres an idea for you: get laid and grow a fucking life! your taking the internet way too serious if some dude you dont even know annoys you that much on some forum.

and dont even think metaltabs is your fucking property bitch

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God dude, shut the fuck up. Im sure he was just suggesting that you may be more useful outside, laying (or is it lying?) in the middle of the road.

Chill the fuck out, or dont post here. You little whining cunt...

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Speaking of which, you remind me of someone:

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/idolvirgin.asf

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You guys should fight, video tape it, and post it on here so that all the rest of us could watch two pricks fight over a forum on the internet

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i would'nt be so anal if he didnt follow me around so much posting "shut up" and "go away" so much

sure, i have poor social skill, but that doesnt mean everybody has to be an arrogant cunt about it


besides, coffee makes me angry

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It really shows

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GRRR! I EM EN TEENAGR HOO IZ EN ANGRY PRSN! FUK U MAEN!

quit making excuses, pussy.

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Im enjoying this

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fucking what excuses? just get off my case

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you know, only two different kinds of people piss me off: arrogant cunts and people telling me to shut up...

the more you want me to go the more i'll stay just to piss you assholes off

i come here for my enjoyment too, not for some harsh treatment... now if you excuse me i'm going to bed and try to sleep

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old....memories


Mr. Spammer, you swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of
filth. As they say in Texas. I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot
with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away.
I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm
deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a
weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion,
a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly
with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world.
An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the
puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in
recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as
you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of
you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile,
worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this
earth. And did I mention you smell?


Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to
impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will
still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more
rapidly.


You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its
beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly
briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your
ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own
trite, foolish beliefs.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty
and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus.
Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are
unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that
reality forgot.

And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements
of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you
hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more
weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle,
waiting for the bite of the snake? You are a waste of flesh. You have no
rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a
leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and
senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling
meatslapper.

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient
in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are
dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all
unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You
grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish
foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated
tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey
poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing
gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted
clapper-clawed flirt-gill.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate,
noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise
everything about you, and I wish you would go away. I cannot believe how
incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard
stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a
whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid.
Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have
collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity
stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in
one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your
writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this
stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang
of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else
as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on.
This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you my not hear from me
again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant
questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the
rest of this drivel. Duh.

The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. Maybe later in life,
after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more
success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people
take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we
sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find
these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I
would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of
like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the
emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on
you.


P.S.


You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly,
deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent,
opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted,
racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic,
insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous,
byzantine,conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic,
spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb,
evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative,
paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic,
diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim,
crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim,
unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive,
mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive,
socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.

In other words, go away.

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DING DING DING.

Oh, and by the way, you dont piss me off. This is enjoyable. Seeing you cuss at us, thinking you have somehow offended us or made us mad. It takes a bit to piss me off.

Tee Hee.

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Dissection, shut the fuck up fat man!

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bollocks

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Hahah, go Bill, kick his ass, I got yo Back mah nigga

SOOOOOO Tired

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Powers, was that thing I posted awhile ago in an RTT? Or something different.

Oh, and Spikyhairz, I love you. It's alright.

Why does everyone hate him anyway? I don't get it.

Yeh you obese piece of shit.

Why Dont You Take Your Own Damn Advice, And For The Record I Get More Then You In A Day, Then You Will Ever Get In Your Life... Ya' Blood Belching Cunt.

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