2004-03-06, 19:01
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Denimwearinghillbilly
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Metaltabs Awards 2003
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Nominations are open in several categories:
MODERATORS:
* Moderator Most Resembling a Rampaging Nazi
MEMBERS:
* Most Annoying Member
* Most Universally Disliked Member
NEW MEMBERS:
* Least Annoying New Member
ALL MEMBERS:
* The "Where Are They Now?" Memorial Award for A Poster Of The Past
* Most Offensive Poster
Try to vote in all categories or I will think about deleting your post and sending Weija to your house to dribble on your sister.
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going on with sane's tradition
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2004-03-06, 19:13
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I am a tax on the world..
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ahhhahaha, sweet!
MODERATORS:
* Moderator Most Resembling a Rampaging Nazi
Wally ain't here...so I say Darko or Def
MEMBERS:
* Most Annoying Member
hmmm...metal=life
* Most Universally Disliked Member
what's his name...nu-weijia
NEW MEMBERS:
* Least Annoying New Member
BestialWarrior
ALL MEMBERS:
* The "Where Are They Now?" Memorial Award for A Poster Of The Past
...Sane and Metlpoldi
* Most Offensive Poster
metal=life
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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2004-03-06, 19:24
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Throbbing Member
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MODERATORS:
* We lack the rampaging nazis this year...
MEMBERS:
* Spikyhairz
* Spikyhairz
NEW MEMBERS:
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ALL MEMBERS:
* FBS
* I'll cum in a nursery full of babys.
COOLEST NEW AUSTRIALIAN:
* Nihilist
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Check my band out:
facebook.com/deadheadroses
deadheadroses.bandcamp.com
deadheadrosesmusic.com
i'm so bonery
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2004-03-06, 19:43
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Nominations are open in several categories:
MODERATORS:
* Moderator Most Resembling a Rampaging Nazi
Although nobody seems to a rampaging Nazi, probably Memnoch!
MEMBERS:
* Most Annoying Member
That PSYCHO guy who joined today!
* Most Universally Disliked Member
SpikeyHairz. I ain't got nothing against the guy, but it seems to be the opinion of the majority for some reason.
NEW MEMBERS:
* Least Annoying New Member
Probably BestialWarrior, seems a pretty amiable sort of chap.
ALL MEMBERS:
* The "Where Are They Now?" Memorial Award for A Poster Of The Past
Sanderinos, since he doesn't come by anymore.
* Most Offensive Poster
Easy... Metal=Life
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Red Sparowes - At the Soundless Dawn
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2004-03-06, 19:53
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Wow guys...I'm touched. *sparkling clear tear drips down face*
MODERATORS:
* Moderator Most Resembling a Rampaging Nazi - Slayme
MEMBERS:
* Most Annoying Member - Spikypubez
* Most Universally Disliked Member - SpikyPubez
NEW MEMBERS:
* Least Annoying New Member - Darkho
ALL MEMBERS:
* The "Where Are They Now?" Memorial Award for A Poster Of The Past - I love massive prick
* Most Offensive Poster - God I'm hot and horny. click here to see me wet my bed and cover myself in piss baby
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2004-03-06, 20:38
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I am a tax on the world..
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I didn't click the link, because when the mouse went over it, my task bar said goldentinkle.com. Haha, you can't fool me.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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2004-03-06, 20:40
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powersofthanksforruiningitforeveryoneelsebitch
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2004-03-06, 20:44
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I am a tax on the world..
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...more like power smart terror than you. Oooo, that's a good one.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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2004-03-06, 21:13
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Post-whore
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NO! Its powersofthanksforruiningitforeveryoneelsebitch...bitch.
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2004-03-06, 23:15
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STUFFED ANIMAL ORGY
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Ohhh its powers of terror? Always seemed like Power Soft Error to me anyways..
MODERATORS:
* Memnoch
MEMBERS:
* guitarenvy, P§ÝÇHŐ
* SpikyHairz, dunno why..
NEW MEMBERS:
* Well me of course!
ALL MEMBERS:
* Who cares... why should they get an award for disapearing?
* Metal=Life, but only in the non guitar related forums. Otherwise he usually just answers questions.
BTW i think there should be a Best Moderator Catagory.
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I will unlock my door
And pass the cemetery gates"
"Dimebag" Darrell Lance Abbott
08/20/66 - 12/08/04
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2004-03-07, 00:15
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* Moderator Most Resembling a Rampaging Nazi
Memnoch
MEMBERS:
* Most Annoying Member
nu-weijia
* Most Universally Disliked Member
nu-weijia
NEW MEMBERS:
* Least Annoying New Member
JohnMansley
ALL MEMBERS:
* The "Where Are They Now?" Memorial Award for A Poster Of The Past
Slayme, Sane, Poldi
* Most Offensive Poster
metal=life
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2004-03-07, 00:41
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I am a tax on the world..
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Slayme left forever, in case anyone forgot.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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2004-03-07, 00:42
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Pokémon Master
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MODERATORS:
* Moderator Most Resembling a Rampaging Nazi
Memnoch
MEMBERS:
* Most Annoying Member
does it have to be limited to one???
* Most Universally Disliked Member
Spikey
NEW MEMBERS:
* Least Annoying New Member
of those who joined after me - SpiritCrusher
ALL MEMBERS:
* The "Where Are They Now?" Memorial Award for A Poster Of The Past
FBS
* Most Offensive Poster
the fucked up stupid newbes who are opinionated mother fuckers
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"Press Ctrl+w to enter: The realm of Power Metal!" - a promise from johnmansley
Tonight on CSI: Blashyrkh -
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(x.x) (> <)
Somebody has decapitated an innocent rabbit, can Abbath solve this crime before more innocent bunnies are hurt?
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2004-03-07, 03:36
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I like Darko's.
MODERATORS:
* Moderator Most Resembling a Rampaging Nazi
Memnoch.
MEMBERS:
* Most Annoying Member
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* Most Universally Disliked Member
Spikyhairz, for some reason unbeknownst to me.
NEW MEMBERS:
* Least Annoying New Member
johnmansley, timedragon
ALL MEMBERS:
* The "Where Are They Now?" Memorial Award for A Poster Of The Past
FBS, PST, Slayme
* Most Offensive Poster
metal=life
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2004-03-07, 04:54
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Pokémon Master
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I like Darko's.
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i feel all sad and left out
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"Press Ctrl+w to enter: The realm of Power Metal!" - a promise from johnmansley
Tonight on CSI: Blashyrkh -
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(x.x) (> <)
Somebody has decapitated an innocent rabbit, can Abbath solve this crime before more innocent bunnies are hurt?
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2004-03-07, 09:17
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Jesus fucking christ of all hell.....Am I really that offensive?
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2004-03-07, 09:41
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Dog farts
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Not really. I was following a trend.
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2004-03-07, 09:42
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Post-whore
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Goddamn trends make me hot
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2004-03-07, 11:52
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* Moderator Most Resembling a Rampaging Nazi - Wally, but he's out nuking things
MEMBERS:
* Most Annoying Member - metal=life, hahaha
* Most Universally Disliked Member - nu-weija
NEW MEMBERS:
* Least Annoying New Member - johnmansley and all the new-semi-regulars
ALL MEMBERS:
* The "Where Are They Now?" Memorial Award for A Poster Of The Past - slayme and PST, but I know where they're at.
* Most Offensive Poster - there aren't any.
BIGGEST HOMO - metal=life
FAVORITE BROWNIE - Atif
add more if you like
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2004-03-07, 19:28
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Nominations are open in several categories:
MODERATORS:
* Moderator Most Resembling a Rampaging Nazi
Memnoch. He wasn't that rampaging though. he could've been more rampaging.
MEMBERS:
* Most Annoying Member
I'll say metal=life
*Most dorky
Power soft error
*Worst taste in porn
Doctor, with Pornos of terror in 2nd place
* Most Universally Disliked Member
Spikyhairz
*Most community-minded:
Nihilist with his FTP efforts (last year was slayme)
*Coolest guitar strap
Nihilist
*Needs to do more-ear training to transcribe solos better
Darko
*Guy that looks most like a female
Doctor
*Laziest mod
me (even more so than the members who never show up)
*Seems the most lonely
BestialWarrior
*Most depressed
SoulteraShaun
*Coolest Avatar
Darko
*Biggest Post-whore
metal=life
NEW MEMBERS:
* Least Annoying New Member
John Mansley (he's the newest least annoying member)
*Most annoying:
guitarenvy
*I'm glad they're gone
JusticeIsRaped
ALL MEMBERS:
* The "Where Are They Now?" Memorial Award for A Poster Of The Past
far beyond sane
* Most Offensive Poster
metal = life (gets hot and horny too often and easily)
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2004-03-07, 19:31
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Quote:
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FAVORITE BROWNIE - Atif
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yessssssss
EAT SHIT, kSHITish!! (corroded_soul)
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2004-03-07, 19:53
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I am a tax on the world..
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Ahhh, most dorky?!?!
I think I'll add to my list..
The biggest post whore of now is definately metal=life, but he wasn't last year, so I'm going to have to say me.
metal=life is definately the biggest homo, was, is, and ever shall be.
fav. brown colored person....well we only got one, ...atif...until the day I get a huge tan....muaahahahaha.
oh, yeahhhhh, haha I remember JusticeIsRaped, at first I thought he was a girl, from the poetry that he posted. It was really feminine to my standards.
greatest lady of the house....L,B'XXX.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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2004-03-07, 20:27
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Post-whore
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Me a post whore? Well yeah...literally. But technically its Def. Click on the RTT thing that rates posters.
And Nihilist definatly gets the best strap vote...and anal...
Doc has worste taste in porn
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2004-03-07, 20:33
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El Diablo sin pantalones
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i can see i made a couple of anoying posts way back, but am i realy that detested?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Requiem
Why would you sig that?
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Why not? Why would you sig me saying that I hate you? I was serious there, too.
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I'm in despair! The internet has left me in despair!
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2004-03-07, 20:34
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Post-whore
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Not at all.
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2004-03-07, 20:52
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STUFFED ANIMAL ORGY
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Im better than all of you
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"Believe the word
I will unlock my door
And pass the cemetery gates"
"Dimebag" Darrell Lance Abbott
08/20/66 - 12/08/04
R.I.P.
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2004-03-07, 22:16
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Schrodinger's Cat
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Doc, Nihilist, Def, Atif: If any of you guys ever visit Liverpool you've got an instant place to stay and an ice cold beer, hahahaha!!!!
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Album of the day:
Red Sparowes - At the Soundless Dawn
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2004-03-07, 22:19
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Throbbing Member
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If thier was an award for hottest Englishmen, I would vote you.
Can I have a beer?
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Check my band out:
facebook.com/deadheadroses
deadheadroses.bandcamp.com
deadheadrosesmusic.com
i'm so bonery
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2004-03-07, 22:21
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Can I have one for the hell of it?
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2004-03-07, 22:31
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Schrodinger's Cat
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Darko
If thier was an award for hottest Englishmen, I would vote you.
Can I have a beer?
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Hahahaha!
And yes, you can have a beer! You too, m=l. To claim your prizes, hop on the next plane to Liverpool!
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Red Sparowes - At the Soundless Dawn
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2004-03-07, 23:42
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I am a tax on the world..
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...thought I had the worst taste in porn.....?
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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2004-03-07, 23:51
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No you just have the fat chicks
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2004-03-08, 00:08
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I am a tax on the world..
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Fat chicks dooo have a thing for me.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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2004-03-08, 00:11
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bugfucker strikes back.
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And you dooo have a thing for fat chicks with acne infested asses.
*worst all around person*
Corpsevomit98
*worst name*
Corpsevomit98
Face it, man, your name is worse than Spikyhairz.
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.
Awesome.
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2004-03-08, 00:33
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I am a tax on the world..
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*Most Childish
Dissection....the only one that still gets grounded.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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2004-03-08, 01:32
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Dog farts
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Quote:
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No you just have the fat chicks
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Hahaha, that was quite funny.
And I'll hold you to that, John!
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2004-03-08, 01:41
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Most Annoying Peace Of Shit:
Spikyhairz
Coolest Mod:
Def (Hell Hes The Metaltabs Franchise)
Nazi Mod:
Mem. (Only a Leafs fan could be one )
Coolest New Member:
Me
The biggest dick I wont miss:
Warnerve
Dude I Miss The Most:
Slayme
Thats All I could Think Of Right Now...
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i clicked on time... cause im timedragon
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2004-03-08, 01:45
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remember when fbs posted that pic of that chick with pimples on her ass and a hairy asshole and went on about the desperation of people trying to get laid now adays? ahaha Oh by the way, I fucking shot that nigger justgotraped in his fucking forehead. Cunt.
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2004-03-08, 04:40
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Senior Metalhead
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sweet not on a single list...just as i planned
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2004-03-08, 04:45
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well, we'll see about that
*banned member that came back but still should be banned
Snyper
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2004-03-08, 05:46
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Supreme Metalhead
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Coolest person= me
crapest person = fearfrost and spikeyhairz
gangsta i miss the most = rotting shaggy
best fo real mod = def
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2004-03-08, 06:46
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Quote:
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yessssssss
EAT SHIT, kSHITish!! (corroded_soul)
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haha, he's my favorite shithead, funny shithead he is
most cool ex-bannee - snyper
(but only because we go way back)
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2004-03-08, 06:58
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Pokémon Master
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Person who just can't take the hint
Snyper
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"Press Ctrl+w to enter: The realm of Power Metal!" - a promise from johnmansley
Tonight on CSI: Blashyrkh -
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(x.x) (> <)
Somebody has decapitated an innocent rabbit, can Abbath solve this crime before more innocent bunnies are hurt?
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And I'll hold you to that, John!
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No worries, so long as you bring Psycroptic over for a tour - you could all crash at my house!
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Red Sparowes - At the Soundless Dawn
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2004-03-08, 14:31
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Senior Metalhead
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Quote:
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well, we'll see about that
*banned member that came back but still should be banned
Snyper
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TWICE! now how many members can say that
hmmm maybe i should shut up before theres a third
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2004-03-08, 20:57
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Quote:
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No worries, so long as you bring Psycroptic over for a tour - you could all crash at my house!
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I won't need to - they are touring Europe late this year/early next. You may be in luck!
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2004-03-09, 01:01
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dissection
\*worst all around person*
Corpsevomit98
*worst name*
Corpsevomit98
Face it, man, your name is worse than Spikyhairz.
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Hey man that hurts, and I like to have the same name for every site that i sign up to so the I can easily remember shit. And for the record
Biggest Flamer-
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No worries, so long as you bring Psycroptic over for a tour - you could all crash at my house!
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heh, do you still live with your parents? that'd be interesting:
John's Mum: "John....who are all these guys sleeping in the living room?"
John: "oh, that's Psycroptic! They're a deathmetal band from australia!"
John's Mum: " what-metal???"
John's Dad: "I want some steak and kidney pie."
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Don't forget the Yorkshire pudding. That stuff is so fucking good!
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John's Mum: Take your homosexual orgies elsewhere
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Nah,
John's mum: Can I join in?
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John's Dad: "I want some steak and kidney pie."
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Mmmm, steak and kidney pie owns all other pies!
But steak and kidney Yorkshire puddings would rule the world!!!!
EDIT: keeping on topic;
*Tastiest pie eaten by a Metaltabs member
Steak and kidney
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we could just assign each individual (regular) user their own special little award, since we are pretty mcuh doing that anyway
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*Member most likely to see the direction that the Metaltabs awards are heading
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Mmmm, steak and kidney pie owns all other pies!
But steak and kidney Yorkshire puddings would rule the world!!!!
EDIT: keeping on topic;
*Tastiest pie eaten by a Metaltabs member
Steak and kidney
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Cheese and Bacon pies own, I know because I come from the land of Pie.
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Nah, chocolate pudding pie owns. mmmmmMmmMMmm.
*Best birthday present
DELETE(?) with his cake.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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Cheese and Bacon pies own, I know because I come from the land of Pie.
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Australia = Pie-Land?
you just reminded me of a couple of Simpsons quotes:
German nuclear-plant owners: "We are from the land of chocolate"
Homer:"Mmmm....the land of chocolate" (fantasizes about a world made entirely of chocolate)
Homer: "Oh, I'm sorry. We were talking about chocolate?'"
German guys: "That was ten minutes ago! "
and another one:
Homer: "did you say Ice-cream ville?"
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we could just assign each individual (regular) user their own special little award, since we are pretty mcuh doing that anyway
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uh, yeah, someone make a list of regulars and I'll think it out
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Def
Doctor
Pizza shit Lightning Guy
metal = lizzife
memnoch
tatter3d
atifman
Darko
Nihilist
Gigantic Penis
Bones98
DeMANUfacture
guitar_demon
Capslock79
Panterica
Dissection
BLS
society's_shittiest
BeastOfCarrion
Agent-Orange
FearFrost
PubicHairz
JohnMansley
CannibalXampire
CorpseVomit98
BestialWarrior
mctriple
that's all the cats i care to put down, and most of em have at least 1 post per day.
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What About Nomad?
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2004-03-10, 02:46
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Award for Metaltabber that didn't get on anyones list INCLUDING atif's even though atif bugs him all the time about "religion" and "anal sex" on AIM???
That one would have to go to me.
And now......for something completely unrelated.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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well Jim hasn't been here a while, while Tatter3d was here just yesterday, or today. he posted in the bass zone.
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Def
Doctor
Pizza shit Lightning Guy
metal = lizzife
memnoch
tatter3d
atifman
Darko
Nihilist
Gigantic Penis
Bones98
DeMANUfacture
guitar_demon
Capslock79
Panterica
Dissection
BLS
society's_shittiest
BeastOfCarrion
Agent-Orange
FearFrost
PubicHairz
JohnMansley
CannibalXampire
CorpseVomit98
BestialWarrior
mctriple
that's all the cats i care to put down, and most of em have at least 1 post per day.
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heeeeeell, I can't think of awards for all of them! lets make a new thread with a 'final' list and put the first word that pops up when you think of that user, for example,
the Doctor - that ugly bitch!
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well Jim hasn't been here a while, while Tatter3d was here just yesterday, or today. he posted in the bass zone.
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SHUT UP. I don't like being wrong.
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2004-03-10, 16:38
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My list:
Def - Never lifts a finger
Doctor - pug fugly..Oh..I mean ugly ugly
Pizza shit Lightning Guy - pizzasauce
metal = lizzife - HOMO...sexual
memnoch - devil
tatter3d - huh?
atifman - looks like a piece of poop
Darko - best guitar forum mod
Nihilist - FTP
Gigantic Penis - ...not very big at all...
Bones98 - post whore of last year's list
DeMANUfacture - eh
guitar_demon - whatever
Capslock79 - WEIRIRMFGKGAMCNGFUG.
Panterica - eh?
Dissection - HOMER...sexual
BLS - weirdo
society's_shittiest - uhhh, no
BeastOfCarrion - not a bad newbie
Agent-Orange - green
FearFrost - pizzasauce in the winter
PubicHairz - fag.
JohnMansley - not a bad newbie
CannibalXampire - who cares?
CorpseVomit98 - not a bad newbie
BestialWarrior - not a bad newbie
mctriple - who this?
haahaa, I just re-read that....
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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ok, heres mine,
Def - me
Doctor - shemale
Pizza shit Lightning Guy - pizza slut
metal = lizzife - poopshizzle homo
memnoch - devil mod
tatter3d - bill, the guy that ain't around much
atifman - the 'brown' note
Darko - guitar guy
Nihilist - australia
Gigantic Penis - chick avatar and a compensating name
Bones98 - armenian guy
DeMANUfacture - our resident gangsta
guitar_demon - uh. sometimes intelligent posts
Capslock79 - CAPSLOCK DUDE!
Panterica - been around for a while.
Dissection - flamer
BLS - black label society!
society's_shittiest - the sandman
BeastOfCarrion - never-a-n00b
Agent-Orange - our resident gangsta no.2
FearFrost - the frosty guy who's been around
PubicHairz - pisspole
JohnMansley - intelligent poster
CannibalXampire - uh, who's that?
CorpseVomit98 - the guy with the crap username
BestialWarrior - eh?
mctriple - ^that.
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Def - Deaf*
Doctor - girly lookin kid with hooker boots
Pizza shit Lightning Guy
metal = lizzife - Gay drunken orgys
memnoch - astronomer
tatter3d - 3d tattoo!
atifman - laffy taffy
Darko - teddy bear fucker
Nihilist - FTP guy
Gigantic Penis - BOOBIES!
Bones98 - 2 short of 100??
DeMANUfacture - Fat bald guy named Manny
guitar_demon - angel of bass
Capslock79 - Short guy thats insecure with his height so he post in all CAPS
Panterica - My names in their somewhere...
Dissection - bada bada boooom
BLS - some queer...
society's_shittiest - ehrmmm
BeastOfCarrion -
Agent-Orange -
FearFrost -
PubicHairz - hes like the jap....
JohnMansley - he has a red avatar!
CannibalXampire - this is boring..
CorpseVomit98 -
BestialWarrior - AWOOOO
mctriple - DJ Jazzy Jeff
That was fuckin hard
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Def - Jesuz
Doctor - The Dutchy Guy Whos A Chick
Pizza shit Lightning Guy - One Odd Mo Fucka
metal = lizzife - Mr. G-Unit
memnoch - Satan
tatter3d - The Bass Kid
atifman - The Original Brown Guy
Darko - Guitar God Just Short Of A Hit Single?
Nihilist - The Crocodile Hunter
Gigantic Penis - Ron Jeremy's Stunt Man
Bones98 - (Sorry Dude, I Have Nothing)
DeMANUfacture - Up Tight Australian
guitar_demon - Forum Demon
Capslock79 - Fench Canadian Comrade
Panterica -
Dissection - Some Guy
BLS - Knows His Gear
society's_shittiest - Another Guy
BeastOfCarrion - Sweeeeeeet Jesus Another Guy
Agent-Orange - Some Australian Guy
FearFrost - Me
PubicHairz - The Only Dutchy I Meet Thats Needs To Get His Ass Kicked
JohnMansley - He's English
CannibalXampire - Likes Milk?
CorpseVomit98 - That Guy
BestialWarrior - Hairy Barbarian
mctriple - His English Too...
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create the "Michael Jackson" award and give it to my brother for wrestling with midgets in a pre-school yard.
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Award for Metaltabber that didn't get on anyones list INCLUDING atif's even though atif bugs him all the time about "religion" and "anal sex" on AIM???
That one would have to go to me.
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you were on my list, go check; you were "Most depressed". which is due to the lack of the 2 aforementioned things (in quotes)
ok here's my list:
Def - Dutch guy that isn't a weirdo
Doctor - Shittiest acoustic metal band
Pizza shit Lightning Guy - Being a virgin even though it ain't against his religion
metal = lizzife - Experienced more drugs and anal sex than everyone on the board combined.
memnoch - mooooooossttt gaaaaaaynnnneeeeessssss????!?!?!?!
tatter3d - Most bass
atifman - Most Handsome
Darko - Worst tabbing ear
Nihilist - Most community-minded
Gigantic Penis - Biggest Hammerfall (and powermetal) fan
Bones98 - Most random chuckles
DeMANUfacture - Most black (and highest IQ)
guitar_demon - Most cat avatar
Capslock79 - Biggest beard and resemblance to Mick Foley
Panterica - Best tasting avatar (Reese Peanut Butter cup)
Dissection - Biggest lamoid
BLS - Best navigational skillz
society's_shittiest - Self-explanatory
BeastOfCarrion - Best quotes in signatures
Agent-Orange - Remaining aussie friend of warnerves
FearFrost - Listened to the album Bloodthirst more than anybody
PubicHairz - Most young at heart
JohnMansley - Most British
CannibalXampire - Most Jewish
CorpseVomit98 - Worst tasting Avatar
BestialWarrior - Seems the Most lonely
mctriple - Best new glasses
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2004-03-11, 04:32
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Pizza shit Lightning Guy - Being a virgin even though it ain't against his religion
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hey man, being solitary does have its disadvantages. but whatever.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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Im so cool he even spelled skills with a Z! BEEATCH
Navigational skills????????? WTF!
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Def - tap eens een biertje voor me, hoer!!!
Doctor - woman
Pizza shit Lightning Guy - singing????
metal = lizzife - ALWAYS horny
memnoch - semi-yeti
tatter3d - bass
atifman - story guy
Darko - guitar guru
Nihilist - souther than me
Gigantic Penis - compensation
Bones98 - "brutal"
DeMANUfacture - gangsta
guitar_demon - my memory is failing
Capslock79 - Goat Chode
Panterica - blue avitar
Dissection - youngin
BLS - qualityless
society's_shittiest - youngin #2
BeastOfCarrion - some australian
Agent-Orange - beer guy
FearFrost - "blame canada"
PubicHairz - iritating, but amusing
JohnMansley - from the "motherland"
CannibalXampire -
CorpseVomit98 - poor name, poor avitar
BestialWarrior - tabs =
mctriple - yet another guitar guy
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tuurlijk, slet
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I could get used to Beer Guy. It better mean you all have to send me your local beer to taste test.
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I could get used to Beer Guy. It better mean you all have to send me your local beer to taste test.
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has Chopper Reed beer reached you up there yet?
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Tonight on CSI: Blashyrkh -
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Somebody has decapitated an innocent rabbit, can Abbath solve this crime before more innocent bunnies are hurt?
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has Chopper Reed beer reached you up there yet?
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No, I am waiting!!
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2004-03-11, 11:11
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You can have all the Tasmanian beer you want. Tastes like rat poison.
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So i gather i'm a nazi devil?
Sounds good. I'll try to be more rampaging in the future......i've been busy and it's kept me from freaking out on here.
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Through me you pass into eternal pain
Through me among the people lost for ay
Justice the founder of my fabric moved
To rear me was the task of power divine
Supremest wisdom, and primeval love
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure
All hope abandon, ye who enter here
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