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Old 2004-02-13, 13:26
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Shit, how long till the third of march...?

Ok friends and assholes. As im sure you've noticed, the forum has been void of stupidity for the last... oh... say week or two. Well, my dumbass has been grounded. Thus being the reason for no post.

See you in a month. And then you can kick me in the nuts for making a thread like this.





IM NEW HERE!!!
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Old 2004-02-13, 13:29
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aaaaaaaah you stupid fuck!!!!!!!!!

see ya in march....
 
Old 2004-02-13, 13:52
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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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Old 2004-02-13, 13:53
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man, that sucks

what did you do then?

but dont worry, the forum isnt void of stupidity. I'm still here remember?
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Old 2004-02-13, 13:55
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they probably caught him looking at the "naked people" thread
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Old 2004-02-13, 14:12
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the forum isnt void of stupidity


I'm still here remember







read that....


over and over again.
 
Old 2004-02-13, 15:45
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Did mommy walk in on you with your hand on your penis? Oh wait you can't reply....


I bet he's beating off 10 times a day in his room to Avril Lavigne.
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Old 2004-02-14, 00:32
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Nah, they found Weija under his bed, and he was using him as a sex toy...
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Old 2004-02-14, 01:56
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Grounded??? AHAHAHAAH wtf are you like 13??
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Old 2004-02-14, 04:11
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fo realz...


I stopped getting grounded the first night I ever got drunk. I started rebeling at age 13 against my mom. I came home drunk and she told me I was grounded so I laughed in her face and left with my guitar. Then cops were lookin for me and I woke up in a house being made on my street and yadda yadda. I was covered head to toe in dirt. Fuck stuck up moms.
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Old 2004-02-14, 06:36
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it is hard to get grounded when all you do is sit in your room anyway.
i never get grounded, lol, i was grounded like once, and my units figured out that it didnt work.
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Old 2004-02-14, 09:13
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Grounded??? AHAHAHAAH wtf are you like 13??

He is like 16 I think
 
Old 2004-02-14, 12:17
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lol, grounded, what the hell is that, must be an american invention, who the hell would think of something retarded like that!
 
Old 2004-02-14, 15:36
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They ground people in real life?!?

Nobody that I now have ever been grounded.
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Old 2004-02-14, 16:16
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my parents tried to ground me once, they forgot about it within 2 days

either that or you hang around like a bad smell to the point where they want you gone
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Old 2004-02-14, 18:21
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Just about 16, you asshat. And I got grounded for grades.

Parents left the comp up. Dumbasses.
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Old 2004-02-14, 18:23
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And a few things:

A.) Being grounded isnt effective unless you remember to shut down the comp when you leave.
B.) This is the first time i have actually been grounded. Although it doesnt mean shit; just no PS2 and computer. I can still play guitar. Yeah, THIS teaches you a lesson.

and C.) Yes, god damn Yanks and their invention of sending a child to their room. Thank god for stupid parents, everyone.
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Old 2004-02-14, 18:25
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i get internetgrounded regulary.

'for the sake of your homework'

eat my shit
 
Old 2004-02-14, 18:27
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Just about 16, you asshat. And I got grounded for grades.

Parents left the comp up. Dumbasses.



Boy! Go to your room! don't make me take off my belt........
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Old 2004-02-14, 19:20
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And a few things:

A.) Being grounded isnt effective unless you remember to shut down the comp when you leave.
B.) This is the first time i have actually been grounded. Although it doesnt mean shit; just no PS2 and computer. I can still play guitar. Yeah, THIS teaches you a lesson.

and C.) Yes, god damn Yanks and their invention of sending a child to their room. Thank god for stupid parents, everyone.

lol, stupid americans you mean

metal=life finally has come to his senses and now drinks dutch piss instead of american piss!
 
Old 2004-02-14, 19:29
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Haha, grounded. I used to get grounded by dad, but when he's not around, mom let's me watch tv anyways.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2004-02-14, 20:11
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lol, stupid americans you mean

metal=life finally has come to his senses and now drinks dutch piss instead of american piss!

ZAL IK JOU ES FF IN JE BIER PISSEN?
OF HEB JE AL HEINEKEN, HEINEKEN BIER!

(on the melody of: zal ik jou es ff lekker in je bek schijten? by De Raggende Mannen)
 
Old 2004-02-14, 20:59
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hehe
 
Old 2004-02-14, 22:27
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ZAL IK JOU ES FF IN JE BIER PISSEN?
OF HEB JE AL HEINEKEN, HEINEKEN BIER!

(on the melody of: zal ik jou es ff lekker in je bek schijten? by De Raggende Mannen)


LMFAO! good one???
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Old 2004-02-14, 23:19
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apperantly
 
Old 2004-02-15, 01:09
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i never get in enough trouble to get grounded, but it wouldnt work anyway, id find something else to get on my parents nerves
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Old 2004-02-15, 18:17
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LMFAO! good one???

Its just that heineken actualy tastes like piss...

eww heineken
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Old 2004-02-15, 18:23
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IT would taste like piss to a NU-weijia.
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Old 2004-02-17, 17:11
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i get grounded like everyday for talking back and my mom says YOUR GROUNDED and i say ok,and then i leave.
 
Old 2004-02-17, 19:46
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IT would taste like piss to a NU-weijia.


Let me get this straight: YOU think HEINEKEN tastes good?

Damn american beer must be worse than i thought
Seriously, find some Hertog Jan beer, if they sell it there that is
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Old 2004-02-17, 20:10
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they do sell 'Hoegaarden' there

Heineken isn't bad but its just our 'standard' for beer, americans are just seriously fucked when it comes to beer.
 
Old 2004-02-17, 20:52
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i hate beer, or alcohol in general for that matter, i cant stand the taste of it. nor would i ever do drugs, but i am not straight edge by choice, its not my fault noone wants to fuck me.
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Old 2004-02-17, 20:58
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We're not fucked when it comes to beer toatally. I like Killians...probobly my 3rd favorite.
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Old 2004-02-17, 21:51
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i hate beer, or alcohol in general for that matter, i cant stand the taste of it. nor would i ever do drugs, but i am not straight edge by choice, its not my fault noone wants to fuck me.


Not to mention that a fashionable x (ie xMoonRavenx) just wont do
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Old 2004-02-17, 22:03
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We're not fucked when it comes to beer toatally. I like Killians...probobly my 3rd favorite.

YES!! Irish Red! And Heineken is good, better than an any american beer...hmmm except that Heineken is an americanized european beer, isn't it?
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
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Old 2004-02-18, 01:37
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Grounded...shit, I've never been grounded, I've been grinded a couple times though, heheh Merrrrrr......that was gay. Anyways.....beer, I don't mind taste as long as I get effect.
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Old 2004-02-18, 03:25
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Not to mention that a fashionable x (ie xMoonRavenx) just wont do


nah, the x's are just gay, only loser pop-punkers do that, oh yeah, and nerdy pc gamer guys, the same guys who always use 1337 speek
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Old 2004-02-18, 09:48
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YES!! Irish Red! And Heineken is good, better than an any american beer...hmmm except that Heineken is an americanized european beer, isn't it?


your version of export heineken is, yeah, its a bit weaker then the heineken they sell here. its easier to drink and nicer when its hot though (hot outside, beer=cold, you get the picture)
 
Old 2004-02-18, 20:55
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Mmmmmmmmmmmm cooooooooooold beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer


I forgot to mention Coors 40oz. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Cooooooooooooooooors
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Old 2004-02-18, 21:25
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I don't care about beer that much... but the local stuff here is the best, I can drink any beer but COLT 45....
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