Yeah you guys have any tips on fighting tall mother fuckers? Im pretty content in my skills against people my size or smaller than me (Im the king of the 3rd graders) But theres this fucker must be 6'4 and im 5'8 who wants to start shit....Though I hope nothing goes down seeing how hes in a "gang" but thats not really a problem I got all the back in the world. Any fucking way so yeah hes got some height on me and I know if we do fight I would go strait for the throat or the kidneys, but hes got long monkey nigger arms. But anything else? Ive never been much of a fighter Ive won all but 1 fights that Ive been in (Got hit in the face with a hokey stick) So I was just wondering what the fuck to do if this does happen...

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Best advice......don't fight.

Second best advice, well.....since he seems monstrously taller than you, i highly suggest considering my first bit of advice. If it's innevitable (as in he attacks you and there's nothing left to do), then fight dirty. This guy's got about 8 inches on you, and if he's not a skinny motherfucker, i'm guessing he probably outweighs you by at least 40 pounds, which is being generous.

But seriously, smash his balls with your shoe, break a finger is he grabs you, poke his eyes out......the guy's practilly twice your size, so by being cheap you're only evening out the odds. It's just pure logic man. If you fight "clean", chances are he'll most likely kill you (without actually making you die).

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Yeah you know, Im trying to get a scholarship for sports and I cant play if im expelled (I was expelled freshman year for fighting) so yeah....Im trying to avoid it and I really hope it works because if not then im going to have to fight really dirty........haha mem your reassurance for me not fighting probably saved me alot of grief in the future...its not so much that im worried about being a pussy its just im not trying to fuck up my second chance.

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My best buddy once said while blazed out of his mind, "There is no such thing as a fair fight" There will always be someone bigger than you or stronger or whatever, just do what you have to to survive.

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Just face the fact you are going to get bashed.

Bring a gun.

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Pull a Tyler Durden and throw up blood all over him.

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I have been in fights against tall guys before, the best thing to do is kick'em in the junk, but the trick is to hit the bastard in the gut really hard, and if he bends down a few inches, then punch the guy in the head, if you know how to box, then your set if not here is a good tip: If your right handed, then there is a 90% chance that you "jabbing hand" is your left (vies versa if your left handed) (and if you don’t know what I mean by jabbing its just your quickest punch), so the tick is to hit with your left first, because it will stun the prick, then fallow though with your right., and he should be down pretty quick. The reason you want to use you jab first is that your general instinct is to knock the fucker down A.S.A.P., but if you jab him he will be like "what the hell" then hit him with all you got and that’s all.

Or like Mem. said don't fight, I gave it up and im a better person because of it.

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Fighting fuckin retarded

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You're fucking retarded. I agree all the way with Mem. Fighting IS for 3rd graders. Be a man and walk away. If he pushes youi, walk away. BUT if he hits you, I believe you have the right to hit him back. If he's 6'4, he'll just fall harder. Mother fucker i'm taller than you! If you have to DEFEND YOURSELF, then hit him in the chest. Tall guys always have stronger legs than you, and they can probably get a beating better than you. Tall people have stronger legs, stronger heads, and stronger stomachs. YOU MUST HIT HIM IN THE CHEST. RIGHT IN THE STERNUM.

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I've actually never been in a fight.....and its not cause I'm a wuss or anything....I just havent found anything that worthy of losing control over.

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A good example to think of is Gandhi. Most people here probably don't care for him, but i have immense respect for the man, and dissing Gandhi is almost worse than dissing my mother.

The guy never even raised a fist at anyone, and look at what he accomplished. If the guy starts pushing you around, just walk away, or turn the other cheek. It's hard to do.....very hard, but you'll be 100 times stronger than him if you don't fight back, not even call him anything. Just say nothing and walk away with your pride.

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I got my pride, but if that fucker plays hockey next year his ass is mine.

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if you walk away he may hit you once, but i guess thats better than having the crap beaten out of you

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yeah as a matter of fact, Gandhi would lie down and stay completely still when getting thrashed on by the police or whatever. It makes the police look like real jerkasses, plus it makes them feel pathetic and guilty, for bashing on someone who isn't even fighting back or running away

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The problem with pacifistism is that people don't respect it; nor understand how hard it is to do. True pacifists deserve alot of respect.

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Yeah, me neither.

just look for the weakest point of his body...that's always the trick...

doesn't matter if you re big or small...just be smart and fast!!



but better is...

don't fight at all!!!

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Yeah thats kinda how I am too Shaun, thats why its kind of a shock for me it was so out of the blue. If you knew me then you would know that I am pretty good friends with pretty much everyone from every walk of life, and then some C team reject and his native friend and their 5 little white freshman wigger friends come up and want to fight? Its not really surprizing that the native kid did this, hes honestly started more shit with more people than I have ever seen anyone do in 1 semiester.

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Ghandi was indeed a bit of a champ, however, he was also a national hero.

You are not.

I would say - if you weren't going for a scholorship - wait. Let him act like the fool. Wait. Let him act tough. Wait more. THEN unbolt his head the moment he finally decides to touch you. Winning fights is all about unchecked savagery. No amount of martial arts training is going to save you when some dude is sinking his teeth into your chest &/or head while railing on your kidneys....trust me.

But you are going for a scholorship, so just wait. If he kicks your arse, he kicks it. Take it, you'll heal. I've had my cheeks puffed up three inches thick from being pounded so bad, but you get over it. Sport & school's more important than some fucking deadbeat who fights for the sake of it.

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just punch him straight in the mouth next time you see him and tell him C's up and punch him again then hit his nuts and throat and savgely knock him out and call him a kapaesi and spit at him and make him know he aint shit

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Just try and get a very high pain threshold, thats how i win fights, just absorb the pain and they'll soon get bored

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Watch a lot of UFC and learn some Brazilian Ju-Jitsu moves. I don't care how short you are and how tall he is, if you know Ju-Jitsu....he's going down. Possibly unconcious.

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if he's really that big compared to you, fight dirty.

ofcourse, fighting isn't the smartest solution but if theres nothing else you can do...

I'm 1,90 myself so I hardly ever run into someone bigger then me, if someone desperatly wants to fight and I can't avoid it I just punch them in the face. I mean, if you punch someone in the belly it hurts, if you punch someone on the nose/eye, he'll get a black eye or a broken nose which will make him look stupid for weeks.

I'm short. Really short. So I get the shit kicked out of me easily.

well midget man, aim for the balls then

Will do in the future, big guy. No-one picks on this mo' fucka.

there is one bad thing about being short, when in a "mosh pit" (i hate that phrase) you get totally fucked up

a few years ago when Rammstein was here (i was about 16) i saw them live and there were a fuckload of people there ... i swear i was lifted 1 ft off the ground

its a bit off topic but what the hell

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I used to pick up dropped wallets and phones at gigs, about 5 years ago.

lol, nihilist the midget vacuum cleaner guy

nobody messes with me in the pit, if I want I can create a hole in it too though that kinda pisses people of mostly, so I try to keep it nice and cosy

kinda like searching under the pillows of the couch for dropped coins

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IF YOU CAN AVOID TO FIGHT HIM DO IT.
BUT IF YOU REALLY CAN'T: HIT THE KNEES HE'LL FEEL ON IT
THE KNEES ARE REALLY VULNERABLE AND ONCE IT HURTS IT'S HARD TO GET BACK ON YOUR FEET.

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How do you get into fights? I mean, I've never seen a fight, I've never been in one, I've never heard of one. Ok, I'm only 15, but still. I just don't get it.

And, well, for the original question: If you for some reason can't step away (which is the only reasonable thing to do IMO), aim for the knees, but *make sure* you *don't* bust the guys knee caps.

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man, he'll sue you and you can pack your bags for youthdetention

i'll just go with all tips mentioned aboved. I personally like the spit him in the face part. A big green one in the eyes, paralizes him for about 10 seconds, egough time to walk away or to strike again

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You get in a fight by sleeping on a mat in gym and a nigger and his eskimo friend come up and take the mat out from under you and you fall on the cement and you ask him what the fuck he was thinking and walk away. I honestly think that the nigger (tall guy) is mildly retarded or somthing so i feel really bad about wanting to fight him. And the native is just looking for trouble. Im about average 5'8 160, pretty muscular (Im a life guard at a waterpark up here and on varcity hockey)

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Hahah, fucking right!

yep, me too, except for the hockey/lifeguard part...I also run 2 miles every other day, eh. Can you make your boobs bounce!! I can, ahahahahaha...

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Yeh too bad most pacifist are punks they sure bitch alot...

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Any shows I go to around here, hardcore, metal, doesnt matter, all the kids are hardcore moshing. It's really unfun, even if you're not in the pit. I mean, moshings one thing, you push people around, if someone falls you pick them up before anyone gets stepped on and stuff. But with the hardcore moshing, its just guys trying to kick and punch like they were being taken to a sodomy chamber......although I bet 3/4ths the hardcore community probably likes that. But yeah, getting two black eyes and bruised kidneys arent my idea of a good time, and I've gotten a couple of spinning heelkicks to the gut, boy you know when they hit.

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Nihilist...watch UFC. There is a 5/4 Brazilian dude that beats the living shit out of everyone. He took on a dude about 6/10 300 pounds in no time. He gives hope to us short fucks!

I agree with Soulterashaun, I hate hardcore pits. Espically when people only go in to beat the shit out of someone else.

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Fuckin' TITO ORTIZ!! He's fucking GOD! He's also my computer wallpaper

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Yeah, I've seen a little bit of UFC on TV. Never seen the Brazilian, that would be interesting.

dont fight gang members unless you have just as many friends who are willing and know how to fight.

go for the kidneys, though. below the ribs on the side. a good elbow will send him on his knees crying, no matter how big he is. it'll blast every last square centimeter of air out of his lungs and he'll have trouble breathin for 30 seconds.

nut shots are also highly recommended on the bigger fellas, although future retaliation is probably going to come swifter and it'll be more punishing.

One time me and my buddy jumped his dad in a parking lot...we had ski masks and everything. God he was an asshole...Just know this, he deserved it

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Yeh this gang lad wanted to fight me.......he was all dressed homeboy and in red like he was a blood member.......i just punched him and he did nothink, then i called out C's up and smacked him again and he droped and all his mates just watched and would do nothink.......they think taxi loads of niggas can beat one maori pffftt

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what's c's up mean

C is for crip...u do the hand sign for crip is a c and say " C's up" he wouldnt do anythink to me

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Yeh because me and Manu are crips.

I bitched slapped a kid for trying to do the "C-Walk"

Cripz are fuckin shiat...im a tr00 blood 4 life

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I slipped in the shower once and it sorta looked like the C-walk....Except I didn't have a dick in my ass.

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Haha powers you lucky mofo, I wish I could make my boobs bounce but I cant =(. Yeah so now these kids dont even want to fight me anymore because they came up and fronted me in the hall with just 3 people this time and my friend Spencer, Wes, Anders, and JR came up on them from behind and JR said "dont fuck with him, this is just his backup when he walking alone" so now hes going after some freshman football player. Haha this dudes totally going to get all his shit right back at him some day....

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yeh he sounds shit...if i was him i would just knock you out.....and u wouldnt bitchslap me doin my c walk because i only do it after i've knocked you out.....But i will say C's up to you.....and i have no dick up my ass when im doin it say i have no idea what u are on about dude

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word.

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yeh word....whateva thats supposed to mean...

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head-butts, elbows and knees.

pipe down, negro

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haha, you should film yourself doing the crip walk and through it up on here.

Don't Fight !!
It's completely senseless !! You only get problems !!!
Fight if there is really no other escape, thats the only situation
fighting makes sense !!!

Damn fucking straight.!
People have to learn to suppress their ego and pride, and just walk away sometimes.
The bars around here are filled with pricks lookin' to fight. If you bump into them, look at them wrong, etc. It's easier to just say "sorry man" and smile, and avoid a fight, then to say "fuck you" and etc.
This is a small place, and i'd rather walk down the street not having to worry about getting jumped by some prick i fought with. (bringing his friends)

Get em in a head lock and press down the vein just behind the bottom of the ear. Hold it for 5 secs and u'll knock them out, 9 secs and u'll kill them. Works for me everytime . Or you could smack them in the throat or upper cut there nose real hard so the bone goes into the brain . Or just grab them by theneck and chuck them to the flaw and destroy them

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Ditto.

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