SO BE IT....

THAT'S WHY I PREFER HOCKEY....

AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE TITLE FUCK YOU...
IT WAS EITHER THIS ONE OR "RTT #37 DEF USE SIDE DOOR"
BUT IT WAS TOO MUCH LIKE THE PREVIOUS ONE...

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haha, cunt

janet has floppy tits with an ugly piercing, yuck!!!

yeah definitly nothing to get excited about and hockey is better its the one sport i do like

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Janet is an ugly crackwhore.


About Powers drinking too much....1/2 a fifth is nothing
I wiegh very little...I think 150 and I can down a whole fifth of 100 proof Southern Comfort chased with an ice cold 40oz. Yes, I'm god like that. And I've never had alcohol poisoning...well I have but didn't go to the hospital.

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Man, i once had a realy bad alchohol experience. One time, I was at some festival geting realy loaded. Somewhere around 3am i felt real bad (around throwup bad) and went to the tent to get some sleep. When I woke up a few hours later, I felt worse, but I had to piss reeaal bad, so I stumbled out of the tent, tripped and fell to the ground, fell asleep on the ground for a few minutes, tried to get to my feet, walked a few meters, did my best to relieve myselve, walked back to the tent, triped again in front of the tent and fell asleep (again).
And my gf was watching me the whole time when I sleept on the ground. She was all wtf? :/
It was the only time in my life I was too drunk to fuck(tm)

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Baseball's the shit man

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I had a couple expieriences that were scary as hell. This one time...all I can remember is being in my friends basement at a party then waking up in different clothes in my bed...but I talked to everyone that was there cause I was cut up like crazy. My buddy Phil called me and told me to turn on the local news and it was the Downtown Birmingham Palladium Theatre parking garage and all the windows were smeared with blood and the elevator had blood splattered all over. Phil told me that was caused by me and I seriously thought I murdered someone for a second. But then he told me that I fel down the spiral starecase in this dark alley and got knocked unconsious and wasn't making sense at all. So I walked to the parking garage trailing blood everywhere and smearing blood on the windows overlooking downtown birmingham. My friend Brandon said that I said it looked cool and Birmingham needed some cool decorations. Now I don't even remember being downtown or anywhere besides my friends basement. That is scary as hell cause I could have either woke up in a hospital waiting for an MIP when I got out or I could have killed someone.

From then on I stick to only beer and MAYBE some rum. Besides..beer gives you a better drunk anyways and lasts longer and the girls like liquor better so more for them

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Thats scary alright... but i always remeber the last night, though sometimes there is some embarasing stuff i'd rather forget

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waking up in the toilet of a club in the morning, finding out that all the doors are locked so you can't get out

decides to break a window to get the hell out of the place...

happend to a friend of mine, hahaha, sucky. worst I've had was waking up at my ex-girlfriend's place lying on the floor with a black eye, I was too drunk to walk and hit a door with my head or something :S

Hahahah, I think I posted this before but I got alcohol poisoning on my last b-day. Some real shit.

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AAHAHAHAHAH!!!! YOU FUCKING BASTARDS!!!!!!!!
My most drunkest experience happened this past new years'. I woke up in the bathroom of my house, with a pillow and blanket.....wait....oh...you guys were talking about "worst" experiences....oops!

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Ha....I saw a boobie before...

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Worst RTT ever.

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Baseball sucks balls, man.

hockey and football for me. and if Professional Pornography is a sport, im game.

Word, yo.

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And RTT 34 (Mine) was good.

"Powers Gets laid" and then the acne infested ass he posted on the Tittastica Fantastica thread.

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2 sports that shouldn't exist are Baseball and Basketball.

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hey man! dont diss baseball,baseball is my life man

Anyone play the "Mace Griffin Bounty Hunter" game? I got it for 20 bucks today, and Henry Rollins does the voice for the main character. I've been playing it all day while listening to black flag... All would be complete if I had a six pack

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Don't worry, keep working out and doin those sit-ups, you'll get that six-pack in no ti-----oh....the beer......well....either way.....*backs out of room slowly*

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I'm drunk again. haha, This 31 year old girl took me to her house, and we shot liquor together, and she made me a steak dinner@!!! Don't think anything weird, because nothing of the kind happened.

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Then Its Not A Real Steak Dinner

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Haha, funny......when a female hits the age of 31, i think it's time to stop calling her "girl".

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don't bother, hes just full of shit like he allways is

Yeah, basically Def.

Who goes over an older womans house, gets drunk, and eats dinner that she prepared, and DOESNT GET LAID?!

You dumb bastard. Im begining to think you really ARE gay...

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yeah, the kid is like 16? haha, maybe she was just ugly and desperate and he wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole

I wouldn't touch a 31-year-old with a ten foot pole.

...Female, that is.

Maybe he ripped off the movie Speedway Junkie when this little boy goes to this older womans house...but HE got laid.

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it was probably his aunty or something like that, and he is just trying to brag

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So you are saying you wouldn't touch a 31-year-old female? So you would touch a male?

Haha, thats what it sounds like.

Im home today. Couldnt get to the bus stop. Busted my ass on the ice trying too. So... here i am.

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Yeah, I love the cock.

Since I'm seeing gay comments being thrown around everywhere, I though I'd make it obvious I meant a female.

if you havent heard argentum, download both of their albums. I promise you wont regret it.

So hows it going, nihilist?

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Fine, fine. Bit tired. Had to learn 11(!) songs today, that we have to play at a gig next Friday, with Psycroptic and Zero Degrees Freedom. Yourself?

I can just see what I just said earlier is going to be immortalized in someone's signature. "Yeah, I love the cock".

How true....

You're playing with psycroptic, that fucking awesome. What songs are you learning?

You motherfucker, Dissection.

Agent-Orange: The other guitarist in the band wrote about 30 songs in a few weeks. I didn't have a guitar at the time, it was being repaired, so I have to learn them in time.

for any Australians who hold the faitest hope that channel v may actually ever get better
http://www.petitiononline.com/jcc89/petition.html
although some of the coments are scarey
e.g.
More metal would be good, LINKIN PARK ROCK!

which is kinda funny
more metal
linkin park = rock

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Hahaha. Except the majority of the songs that is on the "Heavy Shift" is just as bad as the other stuff. Sometimes, they play cool stuff. SOMETIMES.

Signed it, anyway.

EDIT: Jeremy Vedder More Rock and More Sunk Loto!

Hah.

Linkin Park = pop with distorted guitars.

looking through the signatures is sometimes funny

67. LT NSW More metal, especially Dungeon! ;-)

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I'm going to e-mail the bitch that started it, and ask for her definition of "metal".

linkin park sucks goat chode, they're like the backstreet boys with guitars, they should be forced to play those daisy rock guitars and wear pink pants.

good on ya nihilist, a gig with psycroptic! its allways good to have your band gig with bigger names, it got my band into more publicity and we were immidiatly offered more gigs after that gig (we played with among the living and me without you)

Nice sig, beast

I wanted to do that for laughs, nihilist. dont take it personal

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ha ha ha ha let us know what reply you get

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tell her to visit metaltabs. the place for tr00 kvlt metal

i think you meant "roll eyes".

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shut the fuck up, webster nerd

Haha, it's fine Dissection. I'm not worried.

Def: It's going to be a bit intimidating, because I know for a fact that we'll get blown away by Psycroptic. And just the fact that it's Psycroptic! It's all good though, I'm really looking forward to it. We have a few more gigs lined up after this, which is cool. Melbourne, Sydney, and maybe Adelaide - around August-ish.

well, just play your own show, give it your best shot, talk to those guys and stuff like that, and most of all don't forget to have FUN!

got a website nihilist???

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Not yet, it will be up very soon. Just have to buy the .com, and away we go. I'll make a post shortly when it's up.

Oh, just incase anyone hasn't heard Psycroptic:

http://psycroptic.idrenaline.com/mp...ur_of_Sleep.mp3

back on the subject of iq tests

Congratulations, Tristan!
Your IQ score is 122

This number is based on a scientific formula that compares how many questions you answered correctly on the Classic IQ Test relative to others.

Your Intellectual Type is Inventive Inquisitor. You have the unusual distinction of being equally good at math and verbal skills. This means you are a creative thinker and are uniquely good at teaching others through experiences. You are also a great improviser and very good at handling change.


woohoo, psycological profiling!

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anyone has a movie of that tit flopping out? i missed it on the news

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its not even worth checking out. bullshit.

iq test don't mean shit, I've got a pretty high eq and I suck at maths.

kazaa,


it wasnt that great anyway she had a pastie over her nipple

does anyone know something about an Engl 530 preamp??

Does This Help?

http://www.harmony-central.com/Guit..._Preamp-01.html

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You dumbasses, I didn't fuck her because she's fat, ugly, and old. You make friends by meeting people. That's why I was there. She offered free food, definately better than cafeteria food. And her next door neighbors were some band called 67 moons. Ha, their bass player is taking some double bass classes with me...he sucks ass.

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thanks, I saw that one allready but thanks anyways

I'm out hunting for better amp stuff at the moment.

engl's are really good

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Baseball is cool! Atlanta Braves rule!!

Soccer is cool too

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I HEARD THAT IT'S GONNA BE THE COVER OF HER NEXT "JANET JACKSON'S GREATEST TITS" ALBUM.... HAHAHAHA....haha.....ha....ha

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actually, thats pretty funny

@darkenelf: Cleveland Indians overrule!

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Montreal EXPOS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO EXPOS GO!!!!!!
The greatests of all time.

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yeah, sure

just saw the titvid and i dont understand all the chaos around it. I mean, its like one fucking second and not even a close up.

stupid americans

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Fuck Nihilist! A show the Pycropoop..You lucky bastard. Get someone to film it and put it on computer.

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What Darko said.

*yawn* a full day of playing resident evil is tiring(sp?)

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Yeah, we're ass-dumb. Seriously. The FCC is doing an investigation on the whole thing. MY GOD, ITS A FEMALE BREAST, ITS PART OF THE HUMAN ANATOMY. It's really annoying how big of a deal people are making of this. I want some beef jerkey.

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Exactly. Its a boob, well all knew she had them....this kind of conservitivness is inane.

"Kings and Philospohers shit...women do too".
- Montainge

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I think a few songs are being filmed from each band, so I'll try get a copy of that.

i think the FCC is all mad because it was Janet Jackson who exposed her breast; she's old, ugly, and has strange looking breasts.

if it was britney spears who exposed her breast, they wouldn't care as much.

it's all cause Janet made us look at her floppy old boober.

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she looks like a ugly crackwhore and so are her breasts

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Her breasts are ugly crackwhores?

lol no. their just ugly.
just look at that ugly make-up face and that flopy excuse for a tit... how can anyone thin shes hot?

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Hm. That's terrible.

She looks like the zombified Michael Jackson from the Thriller video.

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hey i was in birmingham a few weeks ago. redneck!

actually my girl is from alabama, too. southern charm =)

we all realise that this is getting the bitch free advertising

i vote we all stop now and never speak of it again

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Tried my new band yesterday, wich was fun... and then we drank our ass off! So we allready have some things in common!

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Drinking with new bandmates is the best way to start off a friendship.

Just like fucking a new girl friend

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or fucking your bandmates

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you are a sick fuck, nu-weijia

why, thank you, man whos name is derived from defocation

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SHUT THE HELL UP NU-WEIJIA, AND EAT A DICK!

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What ever happened to old weijia

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Who cares? SIMPSOMS ON NOW!!!!!

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he's probably a bisexual crackwhore in LA

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shut the fuck up nu-weijia, that's not how you spell defecation anyway

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haha this is funny...you guys are tryin' to replace the old weijia.


Let it go....the legacy has fallen...................

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nahhhh, screw you.
I can't wait till tomorrow, so I can drink.

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I agree with m=l. It is impossible to replace Weijia. No matter how dumb Pubichairz/Nu-Weijia is.

Just plain fucking impossible! LET IT GO, JIM!

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i'm not dumb! thats just my anoying sense of humour.... hahaha *ahem* nevermind

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you sure? this cat is dumber than old weijia.....

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Yeah thats true...so it's not the same as weijia. He should be Pubes or something

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yeah....he's not the same as weijia......that's why we call him NU-weijia

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Oh, Jesus, sooo much publicity over Janet's thang. 1000's of pissed off people because of the crotch grabbing as well. And what the media doesn't realize, is that most of those people probably just hate it because some floppy sweaty boob was seen. Fucking pathetic. Just get over it.

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But this kid is just plain dumb. Weijia had a certain element of stupidity that no one else possesses. This is what i call the "Weijia Factor."

Ok... nevermind.. this kid is a dumbshit point blank. Go throw yourself down a flight of stairs, Nu-Weijia.

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Nu-Metal : A lower form of metal
Nu-Weija : A new and even lower form of Weija

Man... sucks being you!

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you know, i find it quite funny you guys are giving so much attention to this "nu-wija" stuff

i realy couldnt care less. but i still have to laugh, because there are heaps of people making worse posts than mine.
t'is just that i have a flair in stupid posts, dont sweat it

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