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Old 2004-01-28, 15:18
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Doing more than one thing at a time.

Today is my birthday! Im going to get drunk as hell,get laid,and jam on my guitar all night and do all of these things at the same time.
 
Old 2004-01-28, 15:23
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Uh. Good luck?
 
Old 2004-01-28, 15:48
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Good for you, penis sniffer.
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.

Awesome.
 
Old 2004-01-28, 16:13
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aaah... and nobody made an birthday thread for you, so you did it yourself

ohwell, goodluck jamming drinking beer while trying to play guitar at the same time...
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Old 2004-01-28, 16:32
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sounds like a plan, have a ball
 
Old 2004-01-28, 18:22
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motherfucking asshole. I hope you sprang your penis, and I hope your strings break, and your too drunk to put new ones on.
oh, and happy birthday.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2004-01-28, 18:58
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I hope you die today
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Old 2004-01-28, 19:10
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stupid newb
 
Old 2004-01-28, 23:38
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I wish I could pretend I was able to do all that.... lmao... j/k... happy b-day... im prob late but fuk it, its the thought.............
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Old 2004-01-28, 23:43
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so you planned on finally losing your virginity? happy birthday!
 
Old 2004-01-29, 01:00
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i think it may have something to do with fucking his guitar while drinking ... i guess that could be possible

Happy Birthday by the way
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Old 2004-01-29, 02:14
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i dont care
 
Old 2004-01-29, 07:55
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Isnt tonight a school night?
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Old 2004-01-31, 20:37
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My brother actually once peed, farted and ate at sametime.

Ok, this post was totally off-topic. So what!?!
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Old 2004-02-06, 12:06
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Really interresting... NOT!
What, did he piss in his pants or was he having a meal in a toilet or what?
Hmh... Yeah, like powers said, I hope your penis Sprang.
Good luck.
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Old 2004-02-10, 00:07
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Who let all these damn newbies in here ???? Can't anyone have a little privacy !! Sheesh !!


I plan on losing my virginity again on my next birthday.
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Old 2004-02-10, 00:39
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the guy joined the site just to tell us what he wanted for his birthday? Profile says he's been playing 20 yrs. better contribute some good tabs. Anyway, my birthday is in six days and i promise not to make a thread about it. And since I want to be nice, I will wish the guy happy b-day.
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Old 2004-02-10, 01:11
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Are you hinting that one of us make you a birthday thread based on your 65 posts of stupidity?
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Old 2004-02-10, 01:16
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no, of course not. sorry if i was misunderstood. I was just bored and felt like responding to posts. and I do hope that the guy has a good birthday, no matter how difficult his wishes may be to perform at once.
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Old 2004-02-10, 01:37
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Hmm, I didnt get the violent retort I was expecting. I miss FBS =\
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Old 2004-02-10, 06:47
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Really interresting... NOT!
What, did he piss in his pants or was he having a meal in a toilet or what?
Hmh... Yeah, like powers said, I hope your penis Sprang.
Good luck.


He had a meal in a toilet.
And may your testicles get kicked by an angry bitch.
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Old 2004-02-11, 03:55
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11 posts of pure ownage
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Old 2004-02-11, 17:26
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*checks out is there such a word as "ownage"*

Nope, couldn't find that from my Finnish-English-Finnish dictionary. I think that I just learned a completely new word.
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Old 2004-02-11, 17:32
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Ownage is a great word. Fuck dictionaries.
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Old 2004-02-12, 05:54
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Look up this one while you're at it "ihategirlsandcrustypunx"
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