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Old 2003-12-25, 14:40
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Walpurgis Warned About Grandma !!!

We all went to a dinner at friend's house last night. Wally's 78 y.o. grandma decided to drink a little beer. After 1/2 of one she asked him and his brother to sit and have one with her. While Wally poured some of his beer into her glass his brother, sitting next to me, said "Don't give Grandma to much head. " She didn't hear it, but Bob , their dad and I about lost it !!! OMG
Needless to say, we didn't tell her what we were laughing about !

Just thought I'd share that bit of merriment with you.
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Old 2003-12-26, 00:55
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i reckon that story is so good it should be in the rtt
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Old 2003-12-26, 06:01
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funny story. reminds me of this kid in my town that asked his grandma to suck him off.

sick fuck.
 
Old 2003-12-26, 08:12
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ummmm
 
Old 2003-12-26, 10:59
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hehehe
 
Old 2003-12-26, 13:51
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For the love of god...
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Old 2003-12-26, 14:37
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i didn't get it

and you should post that in the rtt...
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Old 2003-12-26, 18:17
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Ya fucked up, Mom.
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