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Old 2003-12-24, 14:55
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Talking To All a merry christmas

Its not quite christmas yet, but i know alot of you on here are in aussie land, and it is.

You know, its kind of odd that a bunch of death/black/thrash metal heads can enjoy christmas as much as the gentiles. Go Figure.

So raise a glass, and have a Merry Christmas, all of you....









Even Agent-Orange...
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Old 2003-12-24, 15:10
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im christian i was born christian, born again in the summer, i just love my music
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Old 2003-12-24, 15:12
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Old 2003-12-24, 15:32
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Old 2003-12-24, 15:33
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Old 2003-12-24, 15:57
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Old 2003-12-24, 16:23
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Old 2003-12-24, 16:28
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No body wished me a happy Hanukkah. I think I'm going to go write an emo song.
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Old 2003-12-24, 16:38
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happy Hanukkah Cannibal



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Old 2003-12-24, 16:54
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Merrrry Christmas and a happy hanukka or however its spelled lol.
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Old 2003-12-24, 17:14
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Jesus!!!!!!!!!


goddammit, now I remember what christmas was anyways!

merry fucking christmas you sacks of shyte, have a good one
 
Old 2003-12-24, 17:14
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Christ, lets get fucking pissed off our tits!




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Old 2003-12-24, 17:41
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goddammit, now I remember what christmas was anyways!


I Thought It Was About The gifts?

Oh Well, Merry Xmas To All, And To All A Good Kick In The Balls Next Year!
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Old 2003-12-24, 17:59
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Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanza, and a Happy New Year!


Yeah! Now I don't have to write any emo songs!
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Old 2003-12-24, 18:05
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Wait wait wait... hreres one:

To anoher season of WEBSTER!!!

I shouldnt have had those last few shhhots...
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Old 2003-12-24, 18:54
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Old 2003-12-24, 19:15
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Merry X-mas all.
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Old 2003-12-24, 20:45
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merry christmas
 
Old 2003-12-24, 21:25
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Old 2003-12-25, 00:02
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merry x-mass

(actualy, where not celebrating jesus birthday...thats on eastern or something....christmas is actualy an pagan festive...so its okay for us to celebrate right )
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Old 2003-12-25, 00:29
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Old 2003-12-25, 00:33
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Old 2003-12-25, 00:59
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Christmas is a fabricated holiday made up by the Brits back in the 19th century to keep housewives busy. They came up with the idea of giving presents and even made up the stupid tree.

Christmas has nothing to do with Jesus' birth, and Easter (or eastern, depending on how you spell word ) is about Jesus' crucifixion.

Boy, for a bunch of metalheads who hate Christ and want to abolish anything God, you fools really know nothing about what you actually hate. That's kinda of....oh what's the word.....childish? Yeah that works i guess.



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Old 2003-12-25, 01:08
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christmas still has some roots in paganism...

especialy with the christmas tree...

you "fancy up" the tree with lights or candless right?

well... those pagan persons actualy burned threes... they did that on midwinters night (darkest day of the years) so they could summon the "spirit of light" or stuff...

because christians couldn't ban the pagan traditions, they turned it into an christian holliday (those canny evil christians)
that jesus dude wasn't even born in winter

oh...if i'm starting to argue again (heh...sorry darko )...
i was told by some scholary types...it sounded ok to me...
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Old 2003-12-25, 05:26
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Old 2003-12-25, 07:00
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oh...if i'm starting to argue again (heh...sorry darko )...
i was told by some scholary types...it sounded ok to me...


Did I ever say anything about you starting arguments? If I did, please PM me the proof. Don't take words out of someone's mouth, thats how arguments get started.

And to get back to the subject. Take advantage of your relatives' kindness and have a Merry Christmas!
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Old 2003-12-25, 07:42
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Old 2003-12-25, 09:02
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Originally posted by Darko
Did I ever say anything about you starting arguments? If I did, please PM me the proof. Don't take words out of someone's mouth, thats how arguments get started.

And to get back to the subject. Take advantage of your relatives' kindness and have a Merry Christmas!


i didn't say you said that...

it is my oppinion that i started an argument...and i kinda apologized for that...ok, "kinda" is not good enough... so... i'm sorry for being an overpersuasive cunt...

ohwell.... have a merry x-mass or something

ps... you do know what i'm talking about right?

pps... you pm inbox is full by the way
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Old 2003-12-25, 09:10
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Old 2003-12-25, 14:32
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The History Channel had a really good show on the history of Christmas. Some I knew and some I didn't but it was interesting.

And I'm a Christian who loves all sorts of music, too. Death metal and black metal included.

As Wally said, Jesus !!!

And you guys quityerbitchin'it'sChristmassogohaveabeerandbequiet
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Old 2003-12-25, 18:01
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merry christmas u metalhead pricks!!
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Old 2003-12-25, 20:41
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Did I ever say anything about you starting arguments? If I did, please PM me the proof. Don't take words out of someone's mouth, thats how arguments get started.

And to get back to the subject. Take advantage of your relatives' kindness and have a Merry Christmas!


i didn't say you said that...

it is my oppinion that i started an argument...and i kinda apologized for that...ok, "kinda" is not good enough... so... i'm sorry for being an overpersuasive cunt...

ohwell.... have a merry x-mass or something

ps... you do know what i'm talking about right?

pps... you pm inbox is full by the way


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i don't think he is old enough for a beer.

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Old 2003-12-26, 13:54
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Def, ship me a 24 pack of lowenbrau, and you will never hear of me again.












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Old 2003-12-26, 14:40
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i don't think he is old enough for a beer.

merry fuckin christmas


i'm older than you..

and def: sure... now give for some beer
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Old 2003-12-26, 18:33
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merry x-mass

(actualy, where not celebrating jesus birthday...thats on eastern or something....christmas is actualy an pagan festive...so its okay for us to celebrate right )


christmas is Jesus birthday, on easter we celebrate the resurection of jesus


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Old 2003-12-27, 01:14
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Nothing wrong with being christian, it just boils down to a personal choice.
And actually the tree was origionally to represent the cross and pre 19th century the presents were actually hung on the tree to represent gods present to the world. As time went on and presents got bigger they were put under the tree and candles were added (FBS is right about the pagan part of this) to represent god as "the light of the world" and then slowly candles were replaced(because of obvious fire hazards) with ornaments to re-represent gods gift to the world. When electricty and lights became safer they were reintroduced into the christmas spirit as again "the light of the world".
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Old 2003-12-27, 09:23
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"Jesus" was born in April not December.... so wtf is the purpose of Christmas?? I do know it used to be a pagan holiday of sum sorts right?
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The purpose of Christmas is to recieve, get laid, and brink beer. Duh....
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Old 2003-12-27, 10:29
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"Jesus" was born in April not December.... so wtf is the purpose of Christmas?? I do know it used to be a pagan holiday of sum sorts right?


that was what i was saying...
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Old 2003-12-28, 08:15
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Born in april? Wtf? Thats when his dead body was resurected from the tomb.
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you should find some orthodx greeks or russians (i think) they celebrate christmas (or their version) on the actualy birthday of jesus, not like the catholics (this was first, prodastants were made when a king wanted to get divorced and the church would let him)

i personally dont like christmas, but thats a family related problem rather than an i hate god or whatever problem
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Old 2003-12-28, 14:00
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Old 2003-12-28, 23:58
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i though Jesus was born in the summer, 'cause Virgin Mary ate dates from a date tree, and dates only grow in the summer.
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Mary wasn't a virgin because to consumate your marraige back then you've had to have sex.

Also, you don't have to put your dick in a chick to get her pregnant. If the splooge is near the pussy, it works its way there.
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You're a fucking moron, and i think this thread has gone way too far.
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