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2003-12-23, 00:16
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Seasoned Greetings
Ah, the festive season. Time to pickle oneself &, if you're young enough, forcing members of your family to pay money for CDs that they quite obviously hate. A time for rejoicing, throwing rocks at marketing executives, & for DRINKING!
Here's a recipe for all you poor Northern Hemispherical sods to keep y'all going through those shitty winter nights.
Take 1 bottle of nutmeg & eat it.
I'm going on holiday! Later arseholes, have a very merry Christmas & make sure to do at least one dangerous &/or reckless act each day until you wake up dead on New Year's day.
A parting query to prod your cortex: Is it Christmas or Xmas now?
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2003-12-23, 01:11
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Muurrrry Christmas!!!
i'm indeed dreaming of a brown christmas
you know, the kind where you don't give/get gifts or basically celebrate it! Some people say i'm better off.
I will believe them, sure.
most brown cats have to work for the White man, and the White man takes it off 'cause they say, "i have to celebrate Christmas", but when the brown cats when they say, "i, a brown cat, has to celebrate Christmas", then the white man employer say, "Lo! thou doth lie, brown cat. Get back to work, you lyin' son of a fish"
and that's not fair
well actually it's very fair.
but how come the Jews don't have to work either huh? yeah, explain that......
Happy Kwanzaa!
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2003-12-23, 01:49
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but thats the way this wheel keeps workin
happy xmas
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2003-12-23, 02:34
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Originally posted by atifman
but how come the Jews don't have to work either huh?
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We do. Doctors and lawyers are always on call.
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2003-12-23, 02:51
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Merry Christmas ya filthy animals.
I would not recomend the Nutmeg. It can cause severe nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, and severe dry mouth. Although it can give some psychedelic/sedative effects I have talked to people that say the side effects are brutal and are not worth it. 
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2003-12-23, 05:08
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I knew xan was jewish just by that picture under his name. =)
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2003-12-23, 08:33
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Fuck Christmas. And fuck everyone who has a happy christmas. Fuck gifts and fuck family.
Bodom rule
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2003-12-23, 09:45
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Fuck Bodom and Fuck you metal=life
happy fucking christmas you pieces of shit, make sure to drink heaps during the christmas days, I'm not going to get any gifts but some small stuff from friends, which they will get small stuff for in return, but its all good, kinda ritual like, I'll get a cd coupon and they'll get one in return. ah well. drinks are allways good on christmas days.
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2003-12-23, 09:58
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My Christmas is going to be a real fucking joy. It's RAINING then. The only thing I got given was money, but that has to go towards my school fees next year. And alcohol for Christmas Day.
Anyway, you lot have a good one.  |
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2003-12-23, 09:59
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happy new year to ya'll |
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2003-12-23, 10:14
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Master Killer
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hey doctor, are you guys having a snowstorm too? it's like the first time it snowed here and it has been going since this night, theres like 10 centimeters here allready.
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2003-12-23, 10:52
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i have to travel for 90 minutes to spend christmas with my family, which could be good except i recieve things that i would consider a 15yr old person to be too old for (im 19), and have to put up with everyone telling me to get a job
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Somebody has decapitated an innocent rabbit, can Abbath solve this crime before more innocent bunnies are hurt?
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2003-12-23, 12:03
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bugfucker strikes back.
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.
Awesome.
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2003-12-23, 12:35
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What kind of 6-Pack you getting?
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2003-12-23, 12:46
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bugfucker strikes back.
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Lowenbrau.  German beer rules. American beer BAD 
...that reminds me yet again of the Napster bad cartoon.
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.
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2003-12-23, 13:58
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whaha sixpacks, you guys don't get drunk after a sixpack do you? ofcourse you're used to pussy beer like budweiser and shit 
Lowenbrau is pretty good shit, I have 3 of those huge german lowenbrau mugs that I stole when I was on holiday in germany, might get a pic of them on new years eve party at my place, my favorite beer glasses. |
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2003-12-23, 14:38
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Australian Beer is good, VB, XXXX, Midstrength. Oh and I was implying that Dissection does get drunk after a 6-pack.  |
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2003-12-23, 14:40
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bugfucker strikes back.
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meh... so what... DRUNK IS DRUNK!!!
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.
Awesome.
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2003-12-23, 14:45
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Saves money  |
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2003-12-23, 14:47
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Master Killer
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Australian Beer is good, VB, XXXX, Midstrength. Oh and I was implying that Dissection does get drunk after a 6-pack.
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that is correct, VB and XXXX are pretty good, my brother brought some when he was in the land of oz.
lol, dissection you're one cheap bastard to invite on parties then |
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2003-12-23, 15:01
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bugfucker strikes back.
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Im going to see if i can grab a few lowenbrau's from my dad today. I am gonna get drunk on christmas morn'.
Meh. Im 5'5" and a skinny little bitch. but at least i can get drunk for less cash!
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.
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2003-12-23, 20:56
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Master Killer
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from your dad? christ how old are you son.
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2003-12-23, 21:33
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hey doctor, are you guys having a snowstorm too? it's like the first time it snowed here and it has been going since this night, theres like 10 centimeters here allready.
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hehe, no, we are in the hague for holidays, i went in this cd store, 5 minutes later i went out, and KADENG fucking white, it blinded me  |
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2003-12-23, 23:34
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whaha sixpacks, you guys don't get drunk after a sixpack do you? ofcourse you're used to pussy beer like budweiser and shit
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You don't know what you're talking about......Budweiser rules man. At least canadian brewed Bud.
And true, getting drunk of a 6-pack is pretty ridiculous.....although i wish i was that weak!
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2003-12-24, 01:10
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bugfucker strikes back.
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15... and i meant steal them from him, not ask 
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.
Awesome.
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2003-12-24, 04:20
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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Australian Beer is good, VB, XXXX, Midstrength.
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This is the single dumbest thing that you, a noticeably idiotic person, have ever written.
Eat a sharp thing for Christmas, weevils, and may Santa shit in your stocking.
Stay tuned for reports of evil Christmas-to-New-Year drunkenness.
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2003-12-24, 06:26
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Quote:
Originally posted by memnoch
You don't know what you're talking about......Budweiser rules man. At least canadian brewed Bud.
And true, getting drunk of a 6-pack is pretty ridiculous.....although i wish i was that weak!
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Yeah I argree Bud rules. Personally I'm a Heineken and Corona guy so I'll be getting loads of beer this christmas. My sis and bro in law (both 21....stupid drinking age in US) are putting getting a few kegs. I plan on getting quite shitfaced. Thats my christmas, fuck you. |
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