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2003-12-11, 23:39
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Walpurgis got me drunk !!!
And I'm his mom ! Should he be allowed to do such a thing? Isn't there a law against inebriating your mom ? I feel like yelling like a yeti all of a sudden . But at least I can spell better than him when he is !!!
ARRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There I feel better.
I love ya , Wally. You sure are a cool kid. And a helluva guitarist. I wouldn't trade ya for 2 of James. Or even 3 or 4. He's gay anyways.
Mommy's little nuclear metalhead. 
Love,
Mom
 
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2003-12-11, 23:56
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hahaha that reminds me of something I did to my friends's dad's ex-track coach. He's 78 and we brewed up some tea with a "magical" ingredient and he ate a full bag of cookies, a brownie, and he was eating Doritios constantly. Then fell asleep.
I wish I still lived by my mom  I'd put powdered heroin and .8 micrograms of LSD in her coffee and watch her fall down the stairs and crack her skull on the bathroom counter.
instead I'm sitting here bored to death with my sis and bro in law. Actually its fun as hell but shit... |
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2003-12-12, 01:25
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I am a tax on the world..
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Quote:
Originally posted by metal=life
I wish I still lived by my mom I'd put powdered heroin and .8 micrograms of LSD in her coffee and watch her fall down the stairs and crack her skull on the bathroom counter.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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2003-12-12, 11:26
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Oh , I got loud and annoying last nght. I made the fajitas for dinner (24 of 'em) and even did the dishes and set up the coffee pot. I don't do that when I'm sober !! heehee But I had fun, no hangover, and I remember everything I did. I was singing to the "Let It Be" and "Yellow Subamarine" tapes I have while i was cooking. And yelling obscenities at those invading my kitchen. Mike came out and was eating a strawberry popsickle which he said tasted really good when he belched. I walked over and bit about half of it. He was walking around whining to his brothers that I ate half of it ! heehee He's 21.  Whiner.
Eh, it was fun anyways. I'm glad the Wally's home. There's kids all over the place and it's been lively around here, but damn it, I gotta go to work today and I don't want to. Shit. Oh well.
BTW-- he said his neck was sore last night. It was from headbangin' to a certain C of B song at the concert the previous night. Dimmu Borgir was stranded in Chicago so they didn't make it which he was pissed about, and the band , Nevermore, or whatever it was, really sucked balls according to him.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2003-12-12, 11:32
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metal=life, I swear, you are one evil motherfucker.
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2003-12-12, 13:16
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2003-12-12, 16:22
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The Devil
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Not to be the an ass or anything, but i'm closing this thread. All of this could have been said in RTT, and if anyone wishes to continue this conversation, please do so there.
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Through me you pass into eternal pain
Through me among the people lost for ay
Justice the founder of my fabric moved
To rear me was the task of power divine
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Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure
All hope abandon, ye who enter here
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