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Old 2003-12-07, 09:26
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In my kitchen ???

This site is so funny. It starts out so 'evily', but I found some of the stuff hilarious. This may have to go on my fridge. Just thought I'd share with you guys.


http://www.antichristian.org/thoth/sparetime.htm
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Old 2003-12-07, 09:43
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Old 2003-12-07, 14:14
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Old 2003-12-07, 14:26
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This amused me very much.
 
Old 2003-12-07, 14:50
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Old 2003-12-07, 15:55
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Hahahahahahaha this one is soooo incredibly Brilliant, hahaha good one.


especialy the gardening part ..lol very good
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The Best Viking/Celtic/Pagan/Folk/Blackmetal site on the internet. Also a good portal for viking information and please do visit the official vikingblood forum
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Old 2003-12-07, 21:43
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Holy shit, that was funny. It would be funnier though if it was real....
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Old 2003-12-09, 23:41
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it made me smile
 
Old 2003-12-10, 03:37
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If you were wondering, that's water proof corpse paint.

HAHAHAHAHAHA
 
Old 2003-12-10, 12:12
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that was fucking awesome!!

It shows us black metallers from a positive perspective!
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Old 2003-12-10, 18:35
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Wally said before he left to go see Dimmu Borgir and Anthrax that he's gonna kick the shit outta the first one he sees with face paint ! heehee I'll have to show him this site tomorrow when he sobers up.

Glad you guys liked it. I was amused. And metalheads have such a bad image. It's just not fair ! These guys look so cute and cuddly.

Ah, shit, I'm a mom . I have to say stuff like that.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2003-12-17, 17:07
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Old 2003-12-18, 16:30
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Wally said before he left to go see Dimmu Borgir and Anthrax that he's gonna kick the shit outta the first one he sees with face paint !

Ah, shit, I'm a mom . I have to say stuff like that.


Hehehe... Tell him to come to holland, I´m gonna take some corpsepaint pics soon, we´ll beat eachother up first, then get drunk and do it again!

And as a mom you´re allowed to talk like that!
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Old 2007-01-24, 21:17
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Bah!!! that link doesn't work
And I was going to reminse on it..
Anyone who remembers this thread knows if it's somewhere else on the net?
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Old 2007-01-24, 21:22
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hah! found a mirror!
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Why would you sig that?
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Old 2007-01-24, 23:26
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hah! found a mirror!


Holy fucking christ is this old haha. Man i started reading it (i thought it was new) then i saw dicksuction and i was like WTF HES BACK WITH A SECOND NAME? I feel pwned now, once i saw the last date he posted with it haha.
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Old 2007-01-24, 23:35
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I don't even remember what it was originally and all it says now is a big ANTICHRISTIAN thing across it! that blew my mind! rofl Wow. Far out. I looked at the date, too.
tm, don't you have a country to invade or something?
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2007-01-24, 23:38
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I don't even remember what it was originally and all it says now is a big ANTICHRISTIAN thing across it! that blew my mind! rofl Wow. Far out. I looked at the date, too.
tm, don't you have a country to invade or something?


DO WHAT!! I'll take that as a compliment. I happen to be listening to the star spangled banner done by Iced Earth, its by far the best version i've ever heard. I seriously get a woody listening to them play this song. Especially this one part with the diatonic 3rds going.. oh its sick
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...Its very annoying to keep having to hear some socially-disabled teen come on these boards talking about all the drugs he's started doing so that he can maybe grasp onto some kind of positive response so he feels better about himself and what he's doing.
About requiem. Aint it the truth...
 
Old 2007-01-24, 23:46
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Hey, send it to me. Maybe I'll get a woody, wait, nevermind. Maybe I'll like it, too.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2007-01-25, 01:22
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Holy fucking christ is this old haha. Man i started reading it (i thought it was new) then i saw dicksuction and i was like WTF HES BACK WITH A SECOND NAME? I feel pwned now, once i saw the last date he posted with it haha.


0wn3d, n00b!!1!!
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Old 2007-01-25, 02:08
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0wn3d, n00b!!1!!


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...Its very annoying to keep having to hear some socially-disabled teen come on these boards talking about all the drugs he's started doing so that he can maybe grasp onto some kind of positive response so he feels better about himself and what he's doing.
About requiem. Aint it the truth...
 
Old 2007-01-25, 06:29
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Fuck, it's nice to know that in my absence shit hasn't started making sense or anything.

You scared the hell out of me mom, you make a thread called "In My Kitchen???" and I thought after all these years you finally cooked something edible
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Old 2007-01-25, 11:06
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Hey buttwipe! How's my boy? What do you mean something edible? I built you and your brother to almost 300 pounds give or take a few. You certainly did get fed by your dad!
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!

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