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2003-11-25, 09:03
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How big is your cock?
How big are your doodles. Mines only 6.5 inches, I am not satisfied. Don't be shy, we all have them.  |
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2003-11-25, 09:20
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And I wonder how many people are going to be honest.
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2003-11-25, 10:31
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8.3 inches....first time i've ever measured.
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2003-11-25, 10:40
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Woah, nice. You're a machine.
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2003-11-25, 10:55
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10 inches....................FUCK i feel abnormal 
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2003-11-25, 13:19
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mine is big enough to sodomize each and everyone of you and make you cry like little bitch....
Here's a pic
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2003-11-25, 14:44
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I am a tax on the world..
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Normal; long enough to penatrate. 6-7 inches.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
 
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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2003-11-25, 15:58
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Are you supposed to measure it when it is fully erect?
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2003-11-25, 16:13
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just a little piece of info; most males will say they have a 7- 8in. member while most females will say there partner is only 4-5in.
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2003-11-25, 17:25
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just a little piece of info; most males will say they have a 7- 8in. member while most females will say there partner is only 4-5in.
and wow, i never knew we had this many black people on these boards
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Now it is not just deMANUfacture's music that can make it look like that
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2003-11-25, 18:08
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member while most females will say there partner is only 4-5in.
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2003-11-25, 18:37
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Ha, I think some people are lying.....6.2, eh, my girlfriend likes it.
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2003-11-25, 19:11
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I think that it is sad that some guys measure. Who cares, as long as
you can satisfy a girl, as well as yourself who cares?
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2003-11-25, 19:23
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I tried to satisfy myself once, but it got stuck in the brown eye and I got splooge all over my dirty inch.
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2003-11-25, 21:31
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little over 6 inches
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2003-11-25, 21:55
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This is a funny thread
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Very!
6 1/2. Mind you, im 15.
This is a great thread. Very Funny...  |
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2003-11-25, 22:34
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Well, I guess it's safe to say 6 people had a boner today.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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2003-11-25, 23:32
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Last time I measured I was just under 7 inches
but why the fuck does it matter? something about a bunch of people on a forum talking about the size of their dicks is just sad.
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2003-11-25, 23:42
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It was just a matter of time before this thread was created.
12.5 inches. They don't call me a Canniggerian for nothing.
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Eternal, and eternal I endure
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2003-11-26, 08:16
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read my sig.
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Ohh, I can't belive how many metalheads are up for talking about their cocks online. ROCK ONN!!
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2003-11-26, 09:16
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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Quote:
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Ohh, I can't belive how many metalheads are up for talking about their cocks online. ROCK ONN!!
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This is some kind of homoerotic performance art for you, isn't it?
Me and my enormous cock will have no part in your ridicule!
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we don't have cocks at home, but do chickens count? then i would say 20centimeters or something...
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2003-11-26, 13:01
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12.5 inches.
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FROM NOW ON YOU'LL BE KNOWN AS MEMNOCH "THE DEVIL HORN".
HEY I GOT A BETTER IDEA.
LET'S START A THREAD "MY FATHER IS STRONGER THAN YOUR FATHER"
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I JUST SHITTED AND IT WAS 12 INCHES LONG, IS IT LIKE I HAVE BEEN SODOMIZED OR I'M STILL A VIRGIN?.
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2003-11-26, 14:22
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My bigest shit was like...20 inches long. It coiled up around the toilet bowl and came out of the water. I left it there.
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2003-11-26, 16:37
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This place is just turning gayer and gayer!
I just know that 15cm is the average in Norway, it is said. What is that in inches?
I also know that the internet average on a Norwegian chat channel is 21cm...
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2003-11-26, 16:44
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I also know that men who have the averages of other men's penises...penesi...whatever...are extremely...wrong...and need to stop existing.
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2003-11-26, 21:29
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Agreed, this is the gayest fucking thread I haev ever seen in my life
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2003-11-26, 21:35
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You're so insecure about your masculinity...What a homo
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2003-11-26, 21:37
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BLAH BLAH BLAH good one bitch
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2003-11-26, 21:39
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Hey don't talk back buddy. Give your dick size or don't post.
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2003-11-26, 21:40
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hold on, I gotta get it up first.....*slap slap slap*
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2003-11-26, 21:48
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OK THAT'S ENOUGH....
THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN CLOSED SINCE THE MOMENT IT HAS BEEN OPENED...
HOPE YOU HAD FUN BECAUSE IT'S OVER.
PLEASE FIND SOMETHING MORE CONSTRUCTIVE TO TALK ABOUT (I'M SURE YOU CAN...
OR MAYBE I'M EXPECTING TO MUCH FROM ALL OF YOU).
THIS IS GETTING RIDICULOUS.
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2003-11-27, 10:48
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha ahhhhhhhhhhhhh you just saved this thread from total HOMOPOOF-FAGQUEEROSITY!, sir.
Still, fuck it.
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