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Old 2003-11-19, 05:35
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Most gayness!

I defy anyone to find a metal album with cover-art gayer than this:

http://truemetal.org/metalwallpaper...gerthanevil.jpg
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Old 2003-11-19, 06:49
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it doesnt get any gayer than this
http://www.cenedella.com/images/album4d.jpg
 
Old 2003-11-19, 07:04
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snyper´s gayer.... but F_B_S.... that WAS very very VERY lame
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Old 2003-11-19, 14:43
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sanes one looks like a manowar cover that didnt made it.
 
Old 2003-11-19, 14:47
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It looks like Manowar's shit-stain covered in vomit.
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Old 2003-11-19, 16:24
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Hahahaha.
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Old 2003-11-19, 21:09
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well maybe it wouldn't be as gay if the band wasn't named "Heavy Load"
but that name increases the gayness by 3000%.
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Old 2003-11-19, 21:13
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I bet it sounds like me making a "heavy load" in my pants.
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Old 2003-11-19, 21:24
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or in some guys ass.
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Old 2003-11-19, 21:42
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If you think your load is heavy
And you're feeling really bad
Check out this little donkey
He'll make you feel so sad!

http://www.mamarocks.com/heehaw4.gif
 
Old 2003-11-20, 10:39
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The comparison, of course, is with Manowar. And even by those MASSIVE standards of cheese...

1) The art sucks.
2) "Stronger than evil"? Eat my pancreas. Cunt.
3) HEAVY LOAD!!!!!!! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! "Ok, just don't get it in my eye!"

FIND A CHEESIER ONE! (A metal one this time Snyper, you vacuous cuntflap)
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Old 2003-11-20, 11:13
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Old 2003-11-20, 11:15
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Old 2003-11-20, 11:16
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Old 2003-11-20, 11:17
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Old 2003-11-20, 14:27
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look at that

we had a similar thread in another forum i visit.

http://www.estradasphere.com/ubb/Fo...TML/000856.html
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Old 2003-11-22, 03:19
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Old 2003-11-22, 04:50
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Old 2003-11-22, 05:48
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damn,.,, i didn't even knew those covers from manowar.. i mean.. I knew they had some gay looking outfits on stage but THIS BAD??? Wooooohahahahahahaha ... good covers by the way lol.
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Old 2003-11-23, 03:08
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Amazing, I never knew non pornographic pictures could be homosexual
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Old 2003-11-23, 20:07
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Boy, you said it ! And that one cover looks like a ripoff of an old Queen album. Freddie should haunt them for that. Queen rocked.
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Old 2003-11-24, 04:05
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Glam was a big thing back in its day, but wow, that 'Heavy Load' cover is truly something else.

It's just so...


...so...


...gay.
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Old 2003-11-24, 11:03
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Quote:
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It's just so...


...so...


...gay.

HENCE.....

MOSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYNNNNNNESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
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far_beyond_sane - contributing to the moral decay of your children since 1982

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Old 2003-11-25, 09:10
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you claim your mum is a crack head and kym is a knowin slut so what haley gun be when she grows up
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Old 2003-11-27, 01:43
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Amazing, I never knew non pornographic pictures could be homosexual


Amazing, the only thing more homosexual is you location. QUEER BEEF.
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Old 2003-11-27, 01:44
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Old 2003-11-27, 16:49
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Have you ever heard of a edit button? If so then why the fuck did you post the correction?
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Old 2003-11-27, 22:02
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I was not aware of the edit button until 5 minutes ago, my apologies.

you
 
Old 2003-11-28, 01:01
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Me--> <---You

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Old 2003-11-28, 01:20
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You want to be a little more immature?
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Old 2003-11-28, 15:01
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Fucking hell, we cant go 5 fucking posts without an argument.
 
Old 2003-11-28, 15:03
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you claim your mum is a crack head and kym is a knowin slut so what haley gun be when she grows up


wow. sounds like i'm in my buddies basement. lol.
 
Old 2003-11-29, 05:48
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Ok, the album's gay, you're all cunts, blah fiddly blah, eat some broken glass.
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far_beyond_sane - contributing to the moral decay of your children since 1982

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Old 2003-11-29, 17:57
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What FBS said.
 
Old 2003-11-30, 22:31
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Swear I'd closed this before...
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