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What the fuck is this?
Recently, there has been an abundance of mushrooms growing in my backyard, so I decided to do some researh on mycology. Most of them sprouted and soon gave rise to others, but during these intervals there where always a few large stubs of what looked like to be premature mushroom caps that never flourished. But in one night, one of them hatched and it is the most alein looking plant I have ever seen. It looks like no mushroom or fungi I have ever seen either. They also give off a really musty smell (like semen) and the texture is like a more delicate stirofoam. I live in Southern California (Orange County) and if anyone could help me identify these strange things, Id appriciate it alot. Here are some pictures -
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2003-10-17, 22:51
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2003-10-17, 22:52
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Inside the tube.
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2003-10-17, 22:54
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Im not sure if these are going to be mushrooms or like the unknown fungi above, but it resembles both.
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2003-10-17, 22:59
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not a clue about what it could be, buts its pretty neat!
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2003-10-18, 00:00
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2003-10-18, 00:44
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I've closed down on the species of fungi it may belong to. Either Chanterelles or Stinkhorn. But nothing quite resemebles it. Chanterelles because of the structure that is long and tube like and Stinkhorn becuase at the immature stage it came from an egg and it has the same way of dispurcing spores. It lets off a smell that attracks flys, which inturn land on the fungi and the spores are stuck to the fly who then carrys it. Im defenate that its not pcilocin or psilocybinally active though... 
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2003-10-18, 01:02
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Well I dont know what they are, but you could show your Bio. teacher at school, they might know, or you could eat them and see what happends.  
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2003-10-18, 09:49
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Nah... it is not Chanterelles...
I would not eat it if I were you. It looks like the ones someone died of last summer in Norway.
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2003-10-19, 00:31
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2003-10-19, 02:58
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I study biology, but i'm really not interested in botany.
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2003-10-19, 10:55
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i say eat it or put ur penis down it or just do something exciting to it
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2003-10-19, 11:17
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Make sure to get more photos.
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2003-10-19, 19:33
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Make tea with it and sell it to kids on the corner.  
.......after you stick your penis in it.
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2003-10-20, 10:44
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Make tea with it and sell it to kids on the corner.
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nah mate just had to take it one step too far just going overboard now, bit of shh from u now 
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2003-10-27, 10:40
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Worked out what the fuck it is yet?
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2003-11-08, 23:58
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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2003-11-09, 02:22
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Badger badger badger badger badger badger...
MUSHROOM! MUSHROOM!
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2003-11-10, 15:51
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@saney: hails, man. How did that thing come here? I thought it was a priviliege to us at UM.
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2003-11-30, 05:13
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did you figure out what they were yet?
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2003-11-30, 05:51
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Maybe he ate them and started hallucinating lol.
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2003-11-30, 06:31
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Quote:
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Badger badger badger badger badger badger...
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2003-12-04, 00:02
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Those things look like huge pasta. Trying eating them. If it was a mushroom, you'd e able to kick it pretty far so try that too if they aren't pasta
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Thats hilarious, you should take some more pictures man, dont move though the other ones were a little blurry. I say you should get a cat to eat it and see what happens, if it dies, sell it to some kids, if the cat starts to act all weird and freaked out, eat it.
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2003-12-04, 06:04
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Wow, this thread is still up? That thing died loooooonngggggg ago. Alot of them re-appear though and I can always tell becasue you can smell it when your in the backyard. I swear to God it smells just like jizz. I decided it is in the fungi species "Stinkhorn". Its long tube like shape and the smell it amits to attracted flies to cary of the spores fits in pretty closely. I looked a 100s of Stinkhorn pictures but couldn't find a match..could be not listed or even a new species, but probably not. Bahaha, there is no way in hell im eating that thing. Hallucenigentic or not...it isn't worth the posion possibility risk.
"If this is how you die when you eat the wrong mushroom, then im all for it!"
From "Psilocybin Mushrooms of the World" after a man ate a unidentified mushroom and was being rushed to the hospital.
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Quote:
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"If this is how you die when you eat the wrong mushroom, then im all for it!"
From "Psilocybin Mushrooms of the World" after a man ate a unidentified mushroom and was being rushed to the hospital.
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You're a fucking lunatic, Sane. That link was horrible. Well at least it was good for upsetting everyone else in the office.
Why don't you take it to the nearest uni next time it decides to invade your backyard. You might get to name an ugly species of mushroom! I suggest calling it 'Notharmfulus Thismakesyouseestuffum'.
My parents once found a new species of spider & it was a real nasty cunt too. The uni people got all excited & their office probably smelt just like your backyard.
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2003-12-07, 01:00
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Quote:
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Make tea with it and sell it to kids on the corner.
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Dude, that is the most insane thing I've ever heard............But I would do it.
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