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Old 2003-09-19, 23:29
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Actors without their makeup

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Fender0823: ok here's a good one.........
Fender0823: what if u could have all the babes u wanted in ur bed, but once a month u had to wear a shirt in public that said "I like my men in short shorts" would u do it
Fender0823: :-X god im scary
Fender0823: lol
Fender0823: this is what alcohol does to me.
Ulimnar: hell yeah i would, lol, that'd be hilarious
Fender0823: lmfao!!!!!!!
Fender0823: hahahahahahaha
Fender0823: can i put this in my sig on metaltabs
Fender0823: lololol
Ulimnar: but I'd also carry a gun for any homos that took it seriously

"Wally Leaves us officially" - Ulimnar: lol I think it'll work now...goodbye man
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Old 2003-09-20, 03:29
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yeh thats kool.....
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Old 2003-09-20, 08:57
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the avril lavigne one is pretty shocking
 
Old 2003-09-20, 13:11
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wow Oprah is a beast!
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Old 2003-09-20, 17:32
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Avril looks like my ass!
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Old 2003-09-20, 20:06
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cindy crawford doesnt look too different
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Old 2003-09-21, 04:17
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Make-up and photography is so advanced, it could make even you ugly fucking wart-people look good.

Although, the 'normal' photos are quite fun. Witness the Sarah Jessica Parker photo. Fucking HORRIBLE. Tee hee.
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far_beyond_sane - contributing to the moral decay of your children since 1982

"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
 
Old 2003-09-21, 06:23
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Yasmine Bleeth+Nicole Kidman=
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Old 2003-09-21, 15:34
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Jennifer Jason Leigh, looks like a Jason....
so does RuPaul...

some of these have got to be fake, Yasmine Bleeth looks like a zombie.
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Old 2003-09-21, 16:52
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The Britney Spears pic kinda dissapoints me... that could have been so much uglier
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Old 2003-09-21, 21:44
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Hi-larious.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2003-09-22, 02:33
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The Britney Spears pic kinda dissapoints me... that could have been so much uglier


There are some genuinely horrible ones of her floating around... seems her head is only as big as a coconut and the 'face' is constructed out of chin putty and glue.
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far_beyond_sane - contributing to the moral decay of your children since 1982

"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
 
Old 2003-09-22, 02:58
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There's a slim chance some of those are fake...there ARE look-alikes.
...it was on FOX once. I don't know if anyone else saw it but it was a show about these look-alikes going out in public and doing stupid things...
...although, makeup is a magical thing...
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
Old 2003-09-22, 03:13
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Old 2003-09-22, 05:02
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so why did u have to single her out...........?
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Old 2003-09-22, 06:21
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Uh. Figure it out.
 
Old 2003-09-22, 07:48
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so why did u have to single her out...........?


I'd imagine it's because she looks horrible.
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far_beyond_sane - contributing to the moral decay of your children since 1982

"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
 
Old 2003-09-22, 09:39
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She looks like a man! She even has a mustache!
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Old 2003-09-22, 13:00
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u'd still push one up her
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Old 2003-09-25, 09:45
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It's against my principles
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Old 2003-09-25, 11:57
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Sure sure.
 
Old 2003-09-25, 12:51
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It's against my principles


since when did we get principles????
 
Old 2003-09-25, 19:28
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Is it just me, or does Claudia Schiffer bear a scary resemblance to Jon Bon Jovi?
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Fuck yourself with a rubber hose
Stick it in your mouth and down your throat
Up your nose and in your heinie hole
I don't care where it goes
And it don't matter if you're straight or gay
You should fuck yourself anyway
Now, you don't have to listen to a word I say
But I know you, you'll be humpin' away
 
Old 2003-09-25, 19:42
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some of these images are manipulated, photoshop or something.

some girls stay hot, even without makeup. thats good.
 
Old 2003-09-25, 21:21
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Téa Leoni looks better in real life, than with her movie-make-up, or whatever. I don't know her.
If it's Téa Leoni.

http://www.deansplanet.com/images/c...t%E9a_leoni.jpg


Well i should know her.
http://leonionline.com/films/filmography.htm

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Old 2003-09-25, 21:44
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kirsten dunst looked more or less the same without makeup
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Anyway. The old guy wore silly sunglasses. No contest. I will NOT PUT UP WITH SILLY SUNGLASSES.
 
Old 2003-09-27, 21:15
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yuk..... you've seen avril?? yuk.... have no words for that
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Old 2003-09-28, 15:50
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Avril looks like an elf on crack.
 
Old 2003-10-17, 03:38
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The one with Violent J from ICP is hilarious.
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