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Old 2001-08-12, 16:00
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A funny want ad.

Check this out. Hey, Bob, found your name boring?...
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Atifman wrote: 'Katham is from Hungary, hö?'

Godflesh is good.
 
Old 2001-08-12, 18:06
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hahahahaha
 
Old 2001-08-13, 04:48
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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....thats great.
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Old 2001-08-14, 14:17
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Found another wierd one...

Hey, Atif, I did think about you, the adress isn't crossed out .
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I am a Katham.

Atifman wrote: 'Katham is from Hungary, hö?'

Godflesh is good.
 
Old 2001-08-15, 19:19
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hahaha
 
Old 2001-08-16, 00:26
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Have Mojo
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"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
 
Old 2001-08-16, 00:54
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LOL why was that first one directed for me having a boring name, huh Katham?
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I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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Old 2001-08-16, 09:08
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We were talking about name's you said, that you've found yours boring.

Anyways, uploading more of these funny want ads...
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I am a Katham.

Atifman wrote: 'Katham is from Hungary, hö?'

Godflesh is good.
 
Old 2001-08-26, 16:43
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Talking

A new one...
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I am a Katham.

Atifman wrote: 'Katham is from Hungary, hö?'

Godflesh is good.
 
Old 2001-09-02, 10:57
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Wow... This one is wierd...
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I am a Katham.

Atifman wrote: 'Katham is from Hungary, hö?'

Godflesh is good.
 
Old 2002-08-24, 03:02
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hahaha, i had to bring this back to life. this is hilarious
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Old 2002-08-24, 08:51
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ahahahahahhahah, did u find these on the net?, there fucking hilarious..
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Old 2002-08-24, 15:41
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where is katham? i havent seen him on for some time
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Old 2002-08-24, 22:05
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good point....
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Old 2005-01-14, 02:24
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damn, where do you find these things?
 
Old 2005-01-14, 02:45
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This thread is 3 years old....
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Old 2005-01-14, 02:46
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do you realize that this thread is 2 and a half years old?
 
Old 2005-01-14, 03:09
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Learn to read a date kid..

THX!
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Old 2005-01-14, 08:53
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They were funny but
 
Old 2005-01-17, 00:58
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damn, where do you find these things?


THREE YEARS RECYCLE!!!!!111@ YOU TEH GAYZZ!!!11
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far_beyond_sane - contributing to the moral decay of your children since 1982

"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
 
Old 2005-01-17, 01:05
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What a classic thread.
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Old 2005-01-17, 01:08
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The best ads are in the Russian newspapers in london:

"40 Year old businessman seeks young Russian girl for good times. Call XXXXXXXXXXX. Lives in Fulham"

haha
 
Old 2005-01-17, 02:05
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is that a Roman Abramhovic joke?....or serious?
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Old 2005-01-17, 02:11
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serious, thats a regular example of whats found in london russian newspapers!
It can also be vice versa,
"Young beautiful girl seeking well-off man Call XXXXX etc"
 
Old 2005-01-17, 02:13
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wait...number one...thats gotta be an Abramhovic joke. Number two, are you russian?
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Old 2005-01-17, 02:20
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Well if you wish you could interpret it as an Abramhovich joke , but it's just a funny thing I picked up, and yes I am Russian.
 
Old 2005-01-17, 02:21
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and yes I am Russian.


k, that settles point number two as to why the fuck you'd be reading russian..wording...whatver. i need a wank..insomnia's getting a bit boring now
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Old 2005-01-17, 20:23
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"Hopeless romantic seeks filthy whore."
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Old 2005-01-17, 20:47
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lol
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