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Old 2003-09-17, 22:42
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Help

as how you know, some people have asked for help before on their bands stuff. maybe this is the wrong forum, but i need help with the name of the band. Wer are black metal and we were thinkin of something like dark dominion, black dominion, grotesque, morbid blasphemy, darkness of life, or maybe if you guys could share some ideas, we are having this show on october 11 and its a really big once a year festival and we need something kick ass, alos we are looking for soemthing norwegian like dimmu borgir or averse sefira, any help is appreciated
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Old 2003-09-18, 01:53
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Old 2003-09-18, 02:06
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I've said this a million times before... IF YOU NEED OTHER PEOPLE'S CREATIVE INPUT TO NAME YOUR BAND, THERE IS SOMETHING FUCKING WRONG WITH YOU.


sane's right, naming your band is something you have to do, not some jerk on here.
some jerk is going to give you joke names (^^see above post^^) for some reason or bandnames that just suck.
and no one will give you a good band name, they save it for themselves...


and if you won't listen to me, at least search the forums, because band names (serious ones) have been discussed before to a great length
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Old 2003-09-18, 03:41
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purple monkey dishwasher.

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Old 2003-09-18, 04:31
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Call your band CheeseFist, for that is a good name for a band with no morals.

Have some pride, dude. With a name like Jose Arriaga, you're certainly not from Norway, so why the hell would you want a Norwegian name? Go find something horrible / cool / terrifying / smelly from around where you live & name your band after that. Either that or a shit name that simply repulses people, like eatmyanus.com or similar.

Sane is right however, if you listen to me, or any other of the goons on this site, you're a weirdo.

Enjoy naming!
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Old 2003-09-18, 04:52
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Regurgitated cum bubbles.
purple monkey dishwasher.



lol
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Old 2003-09-19, 02:41
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Yeh Purple Monkey Dishwasher, use that one.
 
Old 2003-09-19, 02:42
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I think i will use that for my prog metal band.

Fuck yes!
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Old 2003-09-19, 03:25
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That reminds me, when I was in China, I met a couple of people who'd given themselves 'anglo' names just by opening a Chinese-English dictionary at random & calling themselves by the first word they put their finger on. I met a Washing Machine & an Ice Cream. They were as dense as their names led you to believe.
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Old 2003-11-18, 19:23
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I think that you should call yourself "The shitty band who cant think of damn name so we ask others to do it for us cuz were pussies."
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Old 2003-11-18, 19:28
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One of the bands around here each picked a word. It came out Vinyl Swen Fupa, Fupa for short. There was a story behind each word but i don't remember what they were.
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Old 2003-11-18, 19:29
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Wally's brother always wanted him to call his band The Neon Blue Dildos, but I said no.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2003-11-18, 20:20
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Basket Full Of Puppys



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Old 2003-11-18, 20:43
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Wally's brother always wanted him to call his band The Neon Blue Dildos, but I said no.


HAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

WHY DID YOU SAID NO? IS THE NAME ALREADY TAKEN BY YOUR BAND?

HEY I LIKE THIS THREAD, ALTHOUGHT IT IS USELESS AS "NOW PLAYIN"
AND "MOST BRUTAL SONG"....OK LET ME TRY

-IMMORTAL 2
-PANTERA'S OVER
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Old 2003-11-19, 02:35
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why do newbies bump the shittiest threads?
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Old 2003-11-19, 02:36
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That reminds me, when I was in China, I met a couple of people who'd given themselves 'anglo' names just by opening a Chinese-English dictionary at random & calling themselves by the first word they put their finger on. I met a Washing Machine & an Ice Cream. They were as dense as their names led you to believe.


well okay, maybe this post made this thread alright
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Old 2004-04-03, 02:29
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Thumbs down so

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Yeh Purple Monkey Dishwasher, use that one.



NO my band is called Purple Monkey Dishwasher.

sorry kids

purple monkey dishwasher

its not a metal name anyway.
 
Old 2004-04-03, 03:27
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Call your band The Loose Anuses and call your all boyfriends to come play in your new band
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Old 2004-04-03, 03:46
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why do newbies bump the shittiest threads?

?
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Old 2004-04-03, 05:22
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REINCARNATED CORPSE OF THE ALL MIGHT LUCIFER DRENCHED IN CORPSE PAINT AND POINTY METAL SPIKES SENT TO EARTH TO BRING PAIN UPON THE CHRISTIAN DICTATOR!!!

sounds pretty fuckin evil to me or maybe it can be the name of your first cd!!!
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Old 2004-04-03, 06:25
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he was asking in september last year, becuase he had a gig in october last year, its over, no one cares, Memnoch should attack this thread with his closing stick
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Old 2004-06-18, 19:24
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Old 2004-06-18, 23:32
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Blashemousian Interpretogrimainblowtesque is pretty fucking necro
 
Old 2004-06-19, 00:38
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cougar of death
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buttplug insertion
thisth band thsuckth
i hate god and we are evil
...in the butt - by leon philps
carl
dj of death
eat a dick
drink pot, smoke beer and worship dirt
rectum stretch
I hate your opinion
My gerbil's stuck in my butt
phone sex is too expensive
I jack off to sears magazines
my mother spanks me
scally whack
bone flute orchestra
...of DEATH!!!!
skiddly skackers
alkohaul runes yer brane
we'd doo0s 2
I farted and shat myself
play dumb
I love pussy
I love to fuck cats
erectified
rejectifed
scrote
black semen
pubic disorder
anal leakage
my cum is green
baseball bat abortion
i hate your family
marrry me mudder
aa is for losers
u sound fat on the phone
car body
scratch and sniff
rotten box
stuck in your butt
swallow bitch


we'll that's all of the pathetic names i can think of
(makes you wonder how my mind works)
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Old 2004-06-22, 05:28
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Here we go with.... MORE SILLY BAND NAMES!!!

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Squornshellous the Mighty

Internal Gaseous Disruption

The Breath That Kills

Glen Benton Eats Milk Chocolate

Enormous Grim Scary Woollen Undergarment

You Fucked My Mother, So I Came In Your Father's Porridge

A Loud, Square, Blue Thing

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If you want any more names, go to hell.
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Old 2004-06-22, 05:33
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Bwahahaha.

"Glen Benton Eats Milk Chocolate?" Where the fuck do you come up with this shit?
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Old 2004-06-22, 05:42
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NO my band is called Purple Monkey Dishwasher.

sorry kids

purple monkey dishwasher

its not a metal name anyway.

that is fucking ironic, that was an awesome name

i used to be into ska and punk type shit, and i wanted to start a comedy ska band, and i was going to name it "Scooter McNutsac and the Scrotum Squad", but i got out of punk/ska real fast.
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