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Old 2003-08-25, 02:59
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An evening out on the town..

I ran across this tonight. I found it to be pretty damn funny and thought I would share it.

http://www.tuckermax.com/Stories/absinthe.htm[/URL]
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Old 2003-08-25, 05:52
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AHAHAHAHA!!! Fuckin great!
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Old 2003-08-25, 09:33
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Discovering the ramblings of Tucker Max is a good thing. He'd be interesting to go drinking with. We have the same attitude towards fat heifer creatures at parties.
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Old 2003-08-25, 22:41
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He has more stories posted on his website that are equally funny. It's worth sitting at the computer for an hour and a half erupting into feverish bouts of laughter.

Tucker Max
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