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Freddy vs. Jason ruled!
I just saw it last night. It was really great, though the part with the teens sucked cuz they can't act. Plus what they did made no sense. However, the parts with Freddy and Jason made the movie very worth while. It takes over an hour though before they even fight.
The theater was packed, which was a good sign, maybe they will continue with both franchises for a little longer.
Best line in the whole movie was after Jason kills a bunch of people, this stoner goes "Oh man, that goalie was pissed off."
They killing scenes are very well done and Robert Englund really steals the show as Freddy, since he is the only one of the two who talk.
The movie has everything someone would want with these two horror stars. The classic Jason suspense music, Freddy's endless supply of one liners, some very brutal death scenes, the classic boiler room where Freddy's dream victims go, lots of humor (very funny ending), and some cannon fodder teens. I actually thought that the plot was very well done, it was the best you could do to have it make any sense. It just that it was poorly delivered by the teens.
By the way, the teenage girls breasts where so exageratted by skimpy clothes and focused on by camera angles the audience actually burst into laughter many times.
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i actually had the pleasure of seeing it 7 p.m. opening day. I fucking loved it, I've been waiting fucking 4 years (i'm a huge Friday The 13th fan, so i've known about how they've wanted to make this movie for heaps of time). The stupid teens, thats just natuaral freddy and jason movies. I don't know much about the freddy movies but the nudie scenes and the camera angles and skimpy clothes on the teen star was just natuaral in jason movies, they wouldn't be the same without that and the killing.
I saw it with my dad and he never really liked either horror star's movies before this, but this one imprressed him.
I thought the fire scene out in the party was fucking spectacular. When jason was on fire, i was just thinking "hey, it looks like a train, only instead of smoke being blown, its fire".
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10/10.
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Serious? Its good? Cool, I was worried it would be shit, but how does Jason get into dreams? Thats the only place freddy exists.
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Jason gets hit with a mega dose of tranquilizers. He falls unconcious and Freddy takes him into the boiler room nightmare, where they fight. Then when Freddy finds out Jason's fears, he kicks his ass all over the place.
Just like in the first Freddy movie though, Freddy can come into the real world. In the first one, Heather Langencamp booby traps her house, and falls asleep with a watch alarm set at 10 minutes or so. Freddy then chases her around in her nightmare for awhile, but when there is only like 10 seconds left, she tackles him and holds on. When she wakes up, she takes Freddy with her. They use the same tactics in Freddy vs. Jason.
Type O Negative's new album is played in the movie, the song is "(We were) Electrocute".
Mike Myers wouldn't mix well in a crossover. Freddy and Jason really mix well together.
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It was all good until that new metal song started playing when they fought. It started off as a really damn good horror flick that felt like an old freddy movie, but progressively got worse. Better than all the other "horror" movies released these days. Ending was dumb though.
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haha, society's finest, pay your damn 7.50 to see it.
i thought the very end was quite funny. And who cares if they played some nu-metal song. I'd rather hear that than other bullshit songs in movies these days, quit yapping.
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I wasn't gonna see it, but know I got interested....
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the nu-metal song was cheesy as hell and made it feel like any other new horror movie.
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Well, obviously neither franchise would want their character to lose, so I knew from the moment I first saw the trailer that it would be a tie.
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i just saw it at like 8pm last night. It wasnt scarey because i mean come on, it just wasnt. But i liked the gore and killing, it was hot.
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i just saw it at like 8pm last night. It wasnt scarey because i mean come on, it just wasnt. But i liked the gore and killing, it was hot.
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1) not many freddy or jason movies are that scary
2) "it was hot" is a very wiggerish statement.
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I thought it sucked and it ruined all the other classic films
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I enjoyed it, more comedy than horror though.
"How sweet...Dark Meat!" - Freddy before he kills that black bitch.
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Well, obviously neither franchise would want their character to lose, so I knew from the moment I first saw the trailer that it would be a tie.
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that means sequal, which is dumb. they will ruin it.
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it was an okay movie, the sexy teens really kicked it up a notch by exposing their hoo-has. otherwise, the movie wouldn't be as good.
the stoner dude totally reminded me of Jay from Jay and Silent Bob
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So, did the movie make a lot of money? I saw it on Saturday and had seen S.W.A.T. the day before (that movie sucked), and both times, FvJ was packed out.
The breats were very much so a focal point of the movie. Those were some very thought out camera angles. The audience laughed quite a bit at some of the camera shots.
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Re: Freddy vs. Jason ruled!
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By the way, the teenage girls breasts where so exageratted by skimpy clothes and focused on by camera angles the audience actually burst into laughter many times.
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The breats were very much so a focal point of the movie. Those were some very thought out camera angles. The audience laughed quite a bit at some of the camera shots.
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you just can't stop thinking about their boobs eh?
i gotta admit, there were some nice boob shots. like when the chick is taking a shower when her boyfriend dies, you get a bird's eye view. i thought that was creative.
i wonder if i can find naked pics of that girl "Lori" played by Monica Keena. 
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So, did the movie make a lot of money? I saw it on Saturday and had seen S.W.A.T. the day before (that movie sucked), and both times, FvJ was packed out.
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The week it came out it made 36 million, and the closest movie to it only made like 16 or 18. I remember hearing that while watching CNN.
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Yeah, I read on CNN.com that it made 36 million, it topped the box office. In second place was S.W.A.T. with 18 million.
In funnier news, the movie Grind opened to 2.6 million.
Oh, and the other big news is......
This is really exciting, I saw this trailer when I saw FvJ. A few teens are in a van driving down a backroad, when they see a girl walking on the side. At that point I knew EXACTLY what it was. The girl is sorta shocked, just saying "They're all dead".
C'mon, you guys might be able to gues what it is...........
Then the teens find an old house in the middle of nowhere. No one seems to be home, so they enter.
Ok, I think most of you should know what it is by now......
A NEW TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE MOVIE!!!
There is a whole psycho family at the house, topped off with the crossdressing Leatherface. One of the scariest parts in the trailer was seeing a close-up of the Mom saying "My, oh my, oh my..."
It looks great.
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its not a new one, its the remake, i saw that too. Did you see the Scary Movie 3 trailer? that's gonna be the fucking shit.
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You have got to be kidding me....... that fucking sucks worse than having a date with a hot chick, and only having a Manowar shirt to wear.
That is horrible.
It blows.
Gay.
Dammit.
I want my money back.
Your fired.
Go home.
There is no "I" in "Teamwork".
Oh well, maybe I'll still go see it. SM3 looks ok. It's kinda funny how they make fun of such a variety of movies.
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nah, it's gonna be good this time, i hear that the wayans brothers have nothing to do with this one.
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Freddy vs Jason Ruled!!!!
Freddy is awsome and jason kicks major ass.
Texas Chainsaw Massacre looks good.
Did anybody see House of A Thousand Corpes?
What did u think?
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i saw freddy vs jason last sunday and it kicked ass great gore and lots of good boobs
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Dude...House was fucking HI-larious and awesome.
And I hated the first TCMassacre, I thought it was gay and senseless.
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It was awesome! I need to watch more splatter movies! 
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