I thought it'd be a good idea to have a thread where we could post jokes, stories, pranks we've pulled, or any other funny shit.

Example:

Last school year, there was a kid my school, real jerkoff this kid. He was always getting cocky and shit, saying he was the fuckin shit at everything and claiming he could play metal in any instrument better than anyone else. He kept hassling me because I wouldn't let him in my band. He's the type of kid that'll do anything for money just to seem cool. Like one time he dove into a mud puddle one morning for $2. In lunch one day me and my friends mixed up a bunch of shit (ketchup, smashed potatoes, milk, mayonaisse) and told him we'd give him a dollar if he ate it. He didn't think twice. In my fucked up head I thought "I could feed this motherfucker anything". That day I came home and fucked my girlfriend, I kept the jizz filled condom and brought it to school the next day. My friends we're putting ketchup in applesauce and I poured the manjuice into the cup. We called him over and for $1.05 I watched the motherfucker eat my gumbo. A week later I got a turd from my litter box and brought it to school in a film container, my friends (who had skipped the school day up until lunch) had stickybuns that they bought at a Wawas and I put the turd inside one of the sticky buns and covered the hole with a pickle. For $.50 I watched the motherfucker eat cat shit. He found out about two weeks before school ended. It was fucking great, his breath smelled like shit, literaly.


So now, post your funny shit.

Hail

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sounds hot. I would of put broken glass in it =)

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there are 2 funny things about that story. 1) he ate the shit, 2) you went through the stupidity of taking it to school.

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did this fellow student have a house or money or anything? if he does thats one sad mother fucker

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I would watch him, sound like he might come to school with a gun.

The motherfucker lives in a trailer and can't afford a gun

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well, not that i'm proud of it but, me and some friends took a puddin cup and mixed in broken glass small stones and dirt and spit and made some girl (that wasn't all there if you know what i mean) eat it. fuck, she was gaging and almost threw up after the first spoon full.

I can't help it, I'm always throwing pizza boxes at my best friend every time he makes fun of me. And once I kneed an old friend in the balls, we were horseplaying...

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the last harassment i did was twisting my bro's nipple veryvery hard.

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Heheheh, just for my sick, sadistic, and nerdish pleasure I went to a game site where you can play chess and shit with other people online and I told some kids that were playing a championship chess game that if they press the alt and the F4 button at the same time they would get a list of game cheats on their computer. What this really does is kick you off line. The little nerds (who had been playing the same game for hours) fell for it. It's what they get for trying to cheat, little bastards.

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hehe, thats a good one

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Ahhh....When I was in 5th grade, I had this 86 year old witch for a teacher. She was seriously the devil. One day she went to the bathroom so I knew she was going to be gone for at lest 10 minutes. Above her desk, I rigged the ceiling with a couple friends so that when she sits in her chair and moves forward it would fall on her. When she came back, she sat in her chair, moved forward, and the ceiling came crashing down on her. It wasn't very nice but she wasn't very nice.

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I put a thumb tac in my teacher's chair, not.

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wow, metal=life, you're a clever one. 5th grade? glueing people to their chairs, but making cielings fall down is quite smart.

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putting a bucket of water/piss on top of the door of the gym and waiting for the local nerd to walk in.

it works too, we never told him about the piss though

what the hell man, what did that nerd ever do to you!?!?!??

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hehe, getting deja-vu's, atif?

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atif, i have some emo on my hard drive, if you need any.

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the only punk i listen to is Death by Stereo and Thrice and old Sum41.

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ewww, punk isn't my taste.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you highlite the smilies they look Chinese!

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i discovered that a long time ago

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wow. cool.

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