So at work (k-mart) tonight, it was especially bad. They cut my hours, increased my workload, and I had to miss a family reunion to be there. Plus it hasnt stopped raining in a week. I got fucked over by the guy before me cause he didnt do his job, and my managers an asshole all around.

Anyways...

I get a call to clean the bathrooms. I walk into the mens room, and in both stalls, shit is smeared all over the place. I actually threw-up twice cleaning this stuff. And as it turns out, later I found that the person before me was told to do it, but didnt (he left an hour before).

So me, pissed off at everything, overhear some pothead that got expelled from my school talking about how he "totally messed up the bathroom". I walk over and say, "Hey man, that was you!" (in an exited way). "Man, the guy who had to clean that was sooo pissed". We got to talking, and I said, "wanna go out back and take a hit?"

This is where it got fun. We go to a parking lot in back of the store, and I reach into my pocket pretending to pull out a lighter. Instead, I pull out my fist suddenly, and nail him in the gut. THis took him by suprise, and I hit him twice more in the face. He stumbled around. I yelled "you mother fucker, what the fuck is your problem", and then I pushed him into the block wall, and he fell, kinda dazed. I just walked away, I guess he was alright.

Thats the first ass I've ever kicked, and it felt great. The rest of the night was just as miserable, but God, was that 2minute period ever satisfying.

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that sound like a realy shity day, if you survive that you would take any, congratulation for kick that ass

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yeah, Wal-Mart is opening in a month across the street, I'll laugh when the 150 or so people here lose their jobs because of it. After they tear this place down, I'll piss on the ruble.

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how'd that happen? did someone actually take it in their hands and do that?

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i allways wonder that when i se it

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hold on... hahahahahahhahahahaha id pay money to see somebody do that!
LOL just kiding

haha, great speech.
i'da been funnier if you sounded all geeky...

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You should have my job. Young abused kids do some strange things sometimes. It's a shame, but your situation sounds really screwed up. Too bad you didn't have another witness to his confession. Banned from the store. Defamation of property charges. Public nuisence. Gotta watch exposure to hepatitis , too. And when I worked at a local hotel I had to clean up a mess like that too. It was pretty disgusting to say the least.

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howd it happen?

well, the best way i can explain it is by someone just bending over and aiming their ass at the toilet, walls, and floor. Cause its like they took a supersoaker full of shit and just unloaded it allover the place.

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I've seen that at my work a few times. The best thing to do is refuse to clean it. If you are under 18 you can EASILY refuse and not get in trouble. If you are over 18, you can still refuse and say it is not in your job description.

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You didn't take their weed??

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Ha...that reminds me of the time I smoked a bunch of weed and then took a shit all over a K-Mart bathroom. Then some dumbass employee tricked me into thinking he was gonna give me a hit...but he just punched me.



...Wait a second...

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haha nice one 10 points to you^^

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Yeah that's what I'm saying...I bet this story is a tad bit blown out of proportion.



Silly Stoners....always smearing their shit all over public bathrooms.



BTW, did you lick up some of the shit to get that puke taste outta your mouth?

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That's a hilarious story. I used to work for K-mart. It totally reminds me of that
place. There was always crap in the stall walls, especially in the woman's cans.
I would always wonder "how the hell do they get it on the wall??" If it's that
messy than they are a'walking all over kmart with the biggest skid mark and
an even bigger one when they sit in the car.

On your next performance evaulation, you should get bonus points and
upgraded to the next pay scale.

Yeah, Wal-mart will do it. We had one open up near the K-mart and the next
thing you know, k-mart folded. Actually, K-mart folded out of Canada outright!

Ah, the good ol' days of minimum wage...

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and what job may that be? parent?

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