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Old 2003-08-06, 17:31
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britney spears topless photo?

i read that in the september edition of british elle, britney will be posing in short shorts...and thats all shell be in!!! is this 100% true? will the pop-music hating men of america that sumhow look past the shitty music because of spears bodacious boobs finally get to see those babies? if so, i think we're all looking forward to the 5th edition of the tit-thread(as i call it). i cant find it yet(and yes, i am the internet porn king) so im afraid itll have to wait. but when its possible, i need a few good men to get out there and take whats ours! god-speed...
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Old 2003-08-06, 17:55
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It's true, but she's covering them with her hands.



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Old 2003-08-06, 18:01
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It's true, but she's covering them with her hands.



Bubble bursted. *pop*

wut a dumb bitch. we all know shes a slut. why cant she just show them titties and get it over with? if she lets her cousins TOUCH them, she could at least us SEE them. but oh well, in the amazing world of technology, a perfect set of tits, and different perfect pussy, and britneys face to make us think those parts are hers will do just fine.
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Old 2003-08-06, 18:28
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Elle isn't in the least bit a porno or nudie mag. Your brain's lounging about in your perineum if you didn't realize that. But at least you gave slayme the opportunity to burst a bubble. It's so good of you, he's been so down lately.
 
Old 2003-08-06, 19:38
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Elle isn't in the least bit a porno or nudie mag. Your brain's lounging about in your perineum if you didn't realize that. But at least you gave slayme the opportunity to burst a bubble. It's so good of you, he's been so down lately.

tell me about it! i know all too well that elle is sum stupid little posing/fashion bullshitter. but still, i think a titty or two would be "fashionable".
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Old 2003-08-06, 19:58
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If your the internet porn king then help out the new tit thread.
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Old 2003-08-06, 19:59
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I personally think all popstars could keep their shirts ON. No matter how nice their tits might be, they're all fake and nasty looking.
 
Old 2003-08-06, 20:03
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If your the internet porn king then help out the new tit thread.

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Old 2003-08-06, 20:21
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Hey Boomashaka, I like your avatar with Tweak, tweaking...
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Old 2003-08-06, 21:00
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Old 2003-08-06, 21:21
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Oh, you can't imagine the detumescence those pictures can evoke, especially for the idiots whose loads are practically shot at the thought of what, when seen in reality, obviously wasn't worth the prurient anticipation. Course, those that think that seeing this one, specific set of tits would be SO incredibly great will probably sustain the ithyphallic state at the armobscured hint of titullent bounty. For myself, the only reason it's not disappointing is that it wasn't exciting to begin with.
 
Old 2003-08-07, 15:49
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If we take that woman from aesthetic first principles, then she's too fat, wearing too much make-up and her hair looks ridiculous. She has no business modelling. In fact, she has no business singing either. I hope her ovaries attack each other and give her a pelvic floor haemorrhage.
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Old 2003-08-07, 15:57
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she'd be much more bone-able if she didn't have that "i'm dumb and slutty, but take me seriously" attitude.

same thing with Christina Aguilera, except she needs to eat a few steak sandwiches, too.
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Old 2003-08-07, 17:24
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i don't know why everyone is obsesed with her. there are LOTS of chic's way better looking than her.
 
Old 2003-08-07, 20:57
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IMHO shes such a beutifull woman, and very bonable
 
Old 2003-08-08, 00:05
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i would prefer Anneke Van G. (from The Gathering) , thatīs a good picture, and she sing ok too.
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Old 2003-08-08, 05:06
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Britney Spears is just trying to out whore christina aguleara in the new pop music fad..."All female pop singers must be whores". I find thoes pictures not hot at all and i dont prefer pop stars actors or models to find celebraty attractions to. You can get fake photos of spears that are hotter than that. LOL

Pay attention here comes the interesting part

I saw a prietty good fake pic(like it looked real) with britney spears holding a dick with the cum dripping allover her tits I AINT NO PORN LOOKER-ATER LOL. I ran acrossit once so dont settle for thoes cheap oiled down half way topless britney spears.LOL

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Old 2003-08-08, 12:00
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i would prefer Anneke Van G. (from The Gathering) , thatīs a good picture, and she sing ok too.


shes ducthm your chilean, thats a looong distance
 
Old 2003-08-08, 17:39
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I AINT NO PORN LOOKER-ATER


sure sure. you don't just run across a fake britney pic "holding a dick with the cum dripping allover her tits"
 
Old 2003-08-08, 18:02
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trust me it was an accadent no actually i look at porn all the time and i suscribe to all kinds of porno sites...oh yeah and did i tell you i shit magical farry dust?
 
Old 2003-08-08, 18:24
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really, you don't come across porn unless you're looking for it.
 
Old 2003-08-08, 18:27
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actually, although i look at enough porn to satisfy at least 20 pedophile perverts, i come across alot of porn when trying to reasearch stuff for school. which makes education at least somewhat bearable
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Old 2003-08-08, 18:29
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It usually in popups or mis read sites.
 
Old 2003-08-08, 18:37
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i saw picture of her with short brown hair
she should have kept those blonde hairs
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Old 2003-08-08, 21:08
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i wonder if anyone has stoped thinking of that her breasts are fake? they totally are in her first video she was like nothing and in her second she had much and then in thr next video they god smaller.
process: none to her getiing breasts implants, then the usuall swelling then the actuall size its TRUE!
 
Old 2003-08-08, 21:15
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we dont care, we just want to fuvk her DOGGY-STYLE
 
Old 2003-08-08, 22:57
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shes ducthm your chilean, thats a looong distance


I know , but i keep the dream on, let me be happy
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Old 2003-08-09, 02:13
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we dont care, we just want to fuvk her DOGGY-STYLE

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lol yes we do
 
Old 2003-08-09, 02:28
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actually, although i look at enough porn to satisfy at least 20 pedophile perverts


What the hell...you look at child porn? Sick fuck.
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Old 2003-08-09, 05:04
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the problem is with thoes pictures that...hold on.... CHILD PORN?....any ways the problem is that she thinks she is making a big gasp by going topless but shes covering them up. Britney spears isnt the hottest but she has a nice body nice ass and nice breasts. We should be able to see more of each cause ive seen more in her videos
 
Old 2003-08-10, 00:42
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i don't know why everyone is obsesed with her. there are LOTS of chic's way better looking than her.


Some persian and Armenian women are just eye candy!
So are Dutch, Norwegian, Swedish, Italian and Russian.
So are Turkish and Armenian belly dancers.
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Old 2003-08-14, 06:08
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you know you'd all fuck her. I don't think she looks great at all now.. but i'd still bone her.. In that first video she had "baby one more time" or whatever, she looked so fucking hot though.. god damn
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Old 2003-08-14, 10:12
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i wouldnt touch it.....
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Old 2003-08-14, 12:14
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someone post a fake jpeg
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Old 2003-08-14, 22:32
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i had one but i lost it. It was a shine-through top.

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