OK well my newly GF is about to come back from vacation, i wrote a small acoustic instrumental for her, just a little seranade, it has a good melody, would it be a good idea to paly it for her when she gets back? Think i will get any points for that? lol

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Yes dude! Trust me, girls love poems and songs that worship them! Big points!

Yes it damn will. But don't do it if you havent been dating for more than 2 mounths, then it might seem obsessive and wierd. Don't mentioned marriage also, that scares the fuck out of some girls. But if all else is ok then go for, garenteed pussy!

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its been about 3 weeks, but shes really into me, and like in love with me, as am i with her, so i dont think it'll be too obssessive. thanks for replys guys

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If she's "in love" with you, then you got nothing to lose cause it will probably make her heart race and all. Try not to screw up, although girls usually don't care because the whole idea is too overwhelming for them.

I've done this boys, and it works. Although i played for her after sex.....i still got more in the end.

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and me fuckin doesnt even have a gal

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yeah, this works, and if your a guy, but you can't think of anything to write, find out her favorite band, if she's an emo fan, learn a Dashboard Confessionals song. I got pussy by playing a Dashboard song in a second. emo chicks love them.

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if i wrote a song about a girl, i'd probably scare her
because i can't sing incredibly well, and the lyrics
would definately not be to her taste.

if all else fails arkaneSoul88, then sing her wild thing.
doesn't matter who you're chick is like, she'd love it.

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well the song is lyric-less, its like a 2ish minute acoustic serenade instrumental.

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I'd did that as a birthday-present for a friend. You should have seen her eyes.
It's the best you can do. Women love presents, especially if they're selfmade.
The song just needs some nice notes in it, that will "push some water into the eye." If so, then you're a god for a moment. (Use that moment well. )

dude, add lyrics, or else it won't mean anything, you have too, or else your scoring no points. Girls will dig you if your good at playing guitar and all, but that won't get you bed points. atleast not as much as having lyrics about the girl in the song.

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But if he sings bad, he won't score

true. Then if thats the case, and you just have a bad singing voice make the comment "i would have wrote lyrics, but i can't sing" before hand, and the thought will still be there.

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nah not true man, instrumental can be just as moving. Strumming a few chords over nothing , isnt gonna do shit true. But a well melodic classicalish guitar man, thats what i got planned. Its what i feel about her in music.

p.s I cant sing!

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yeah, but dude, even if its easier, a girl won't like a classical peice, unless this girl isn't like most of the other ones i know, but anywho, she'd prolly prefer something else, where it doesn't seem like your showing off.

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hail lyrics are very good to add to the song.

But if you cant sing you have to compensate that with extremely nice acoustic guitaring.

good luck

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now THAT is a classic.

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And what would that be? I cant sing. Its just a simple serenade i wrote for her.

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well just play the damn song, if you think its the right thing to do, but don't expect to get laid immidiatly afterwards, thats not how girls work.

unless you sing with it... haha...

Ok, I'm fucking hammered drunk here and listening to Motorhead here, so I'll be honest and type a little.

You can't do contrived shit and expect it to 'work'. Anything you saw in a movie isn't supposed to work. If it does work, then she saw the same movie and she should be killed.

You shouldn't even be asking us. That's not natural. The reason all gender relations are fucked is because we've worked out an intricate system of lying to each other that works instead of anything else.

In future, if you want to do something to get laid, do it. And don't ask these fucking stump-dicked piss-addled morons for romantic advice. You'd be better off scoring advice off Atilla the Cunt.

You know, right now, I like you. Don't die.

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Heh, me too. I told my GF that it wouldn't be peaceful, it would be morbid. I can't write happy lyrics like that. I wrote the song and we still play it at shows. It's nothing but death metal and it talks about a violent rape fantasy, she liked it a lot and when I told her about it, she encouraged me. And I got pussy for it, good times.

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