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Old 2003-07-24, 06:51
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Jesuschrist Superstar

Has anyone here seen it? Just saw it and it has officially joined my favorite movies list, funny shit, the disciples are classic and especially how Jesus is the only black guy

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Old 2003-07-24, 09:10
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uh, it sucks.

watch history of the world (or something like that) that movie is fucking hilarious
 
Old 2003-07-24, 09:36
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superstar was pretty crap.........ill have to check that movie u talk bout def
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Old 2003-07-24, 11:33
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ha, i heard about that movie, it's all blasphemic.
i got this petition in my email to stop it's production,
but i didn't sign it or send it to anyone. haha.
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Old 2003-07-24, 11:51
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uh, it sucks.

watch history of the world (or something like that) that movie is fucking hilarious


by Monty Python?
thats funny indeed
 
Old 2003-07-24, 14:43
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Well who knows, I guess I have a different sense of humor
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Old 2003-07-24, 15:02
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yeah, I guess

doctor, its not monty python, its another one, but its hilarious, you see abraham and the 15 commandments, and he drops one of the 3 tablets, big oops, then he's like ah, what the fuck and reads the 10 commandments to the christian follower dudes.

oh and after a while they're beeing chased, this disciple of him take a big piece of papyrus and makes a 50 inch joint out of it, and their chasers go apeshit and start dancing and shit, I'm pretty sure its called 'history of the world' or something, you gotta see it.
 
Old 2003-07-24, 15:07
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If I'm thinking of the correct movie, is it the one directed by Mel Brooks? If so, ya that's pretty good, better than JCS but hey...
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Old 2003-07-24, 15:23
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Yeah, that's the Mel Brooks one... great movie... now if I could just remember the fucking name.
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Old 2003-07-24, 16:15
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I think it's History of the World part 1 and 2
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Old 2003-07-24, 16:55
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yeah, that's the one! its pretty cool, but not as cool as jay and silent bob
 
Old 2003-07-25, 09:39
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yeah, I guess

doctor, its not monty python, its another one, but its hilarious, you see abraham and the 15 commandments, and he drops one of the 3 tablets, big oops, then he's like ah, what the fuck and reads the 10 commandments to the christian follower dudes.



Wasn't it Moses!?!?!?!


I love the inquistion-song in this movie. *the inquisition, what a show, the inquisition, here we go....*
 
Old 2003-07-25, 10:17
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yeah, moses, whatever

I'm not good at church stuff.

I love the giant joint part!
 
Old 2003-07-25, 10:26
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yeah, moses, whatever

I'm not good at church stuff.


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Old 2003-07-25, 10:29
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they don't excist

haha
 
Old 2003-07-25, 11:04
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i think i say HOTW pt.II

with hitler and stuff. Im gonna rent part I
 
Old 2003-07-25, 20:14
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It's also 10 commandements, not 15......traditionally written on 2 tablets.

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Old 2003-07-25, 20:17
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yeh, in the movie, moses drops the third one!
 
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Oh.....i see.....
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Old 2003-07-25, 20:32
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dude, I want to be in your location, without you.
 
Old 2003-07-25, 20:40
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Yeah man, you're girlfriend's pretty good in the sack.
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Old 2003-07-25, 20:47
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she sure is...
 
Old 2003-07-31, 16:06
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Maybee ill recreat and recast that movie and make Zakk Wilde Jesus! And Satan can be....uhh that ugly one from bonjovi (Which one HAHA ) sorry if i ofended any one who likes them.
 
Old 2003-07-31, 16:09
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Ummm.... no
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Old 2003-07-31, 16:16
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it was a joke.

No actually im working on it now and michael jackson is moses and he just has a male and a female of every colored child on his ark....
 
Old 2003-07-31, 16:33
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Some people should be sentenced to eating moose vagina for the rest of their life
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Old 2003-08-02, 01:45
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Ever heard of a movie called "Caveman" ? Ringo Starr and his wife were in it and they discovered marijuana back in teh Stone Age. It was pretty amusing. It's gotta be as old as "The Holy Grail" by Monty Python. I heard their "Life of Brian" was really good, but I haven't seen it yet.

Superstar came out when I was in high school. I remember preachers either loving it or hating it. But there were some good songs in it.
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Old 2003-08-02, 06:00
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Superstar came out when I was in high school. I remember preachers either loving it or hating it. But there were some good songs in it.


Ya I love the songs in it, not necessarily my taste but awesome creativity involved. I especially like the upbeat riff that comes on during the crucification.
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