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View Poll Results: More soft toys should have big green dicks.
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Yes, definitely.
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Yes, absolutely.
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2003-07-07, 11:29
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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THIS is what's wrong with the world
NEWSFLASH - LARGE GREEN MAN HAS LARGE GREEN COCK
Fucking retarded English people have to be my least favourite demographic. Why should an anatomically correct doll be something to be ashamed of? Hulk has a cock, a big fuckin' green one. He's a guy. Guys HAVE cocks. This kind of bullshit repression is why people get hot under the collar when I say cock in the first place.
Full respect to the marketers of the Hulk doll for putting a BIG FUCKING PENIS ON IT.
People who live in dick fear are either a) gay or b) still neurotic teenagers. This women is obviously stuck in some Freudian nightmare where the loop of the priest wiping his cock on her collar plays over and over again.
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2003-07-07, 12:10
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That's freakin' great. [sarcasm]Down with anatomical accuracy! Save the kiddies![/sarcasm]
These people need to die. Cunts.
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2003-07-07, 13:21
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yeah, adn they shut give barbie some nipples  |
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2003-07-07, 14:49
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willy, hehe.
dik and willy are ordinary names here  |
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2003-07-07, 17:53
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i need to get one of those
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2003-07-07, 21:20
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youre right.
aim drunk so i odnt understand your joke.
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2003-07-07, 22:05
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2003-07-08, 01:59
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2003-07-08, 12:26
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Re: THIS is what's wrong with the world
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2003-07-08, 16:18
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But why did she pull his pants down in the first place... She wanted to be shocked!
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2003-07-09, 10:50
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hahah, thats good shit, i cant belive they're trying to deprive the hulk of his manhood, its not easy living a life with a big cock 
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2003-07-09, 18:09
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Re: Re: THIS is what's wrong with the world
i posted pics of Chilly Willy (which is very relevant to the topic), what the hell fuck is that pic?
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2003-07-09, 18:11
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i think the manufacturers were just trying to piss people off or be funny; i don't think they were being anatomically correct,
cause notice: That doll has no balls
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2003-07-09, 18:15
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hahah that is funny,
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2003-07-09, 18:17
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Maybe guys where the were made have no balls so technically they are anatomically correct to them. Otherwise maybe they're just dikwillies. heehee I like that word. I'll have to call someone that. Hmm...dikwAlly, maybe??? Sounds like a weiner. An' he sure is !
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2003-07-09, 18:18
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And your poll is messed up for sure !!!! Not to mention the ones who voted !! Jebus !!!
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
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Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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2003-07-09, 18:24
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why?
you don't think that more dolls should have big penises on em?
it won't really affect the young girls of our youth today, they'll probably end up turning into hoes anyway, emulating their Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears videos
but it might affect the young boys though......that's the only thing that bothers me, 'cause then there might be more Homos walking the streets in the future. (i mean, not that there is anything wrong with homosexual men........kinda..... not really... )
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2003-07-09, 18:37
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Can't wait till they come out with anatomically correct femal dolls. www.realdolls.com is becoming quite expsensive...
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2003-07-09, 19:00
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I am a tax on the world..
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only a really stupid guy would spend a $1000 on a doll
because they can't get any girlfriend.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
 
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2003-07-09, 21:51
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Re: Re: Re: THIS is what's wrong with the world
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i posted pics of Chilly Willy (which is very relevant to the topic)
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Didn't know him. Sorry. 
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, what the hell fuck is that pic?
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2003-07-09, 22:30
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Thay don't sell blow-up dolls there ??? Geez, move to Ohio . I've heard tell of blow-up sheep dolls complete with garters and fishnet stockings !! heehee I found one in the closet in Walp--- nevermind.... |
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2003-07-09, 22:43
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hehe, they sell little blow-up cows from germany here, called 'Hilde die Wilde'
and it gives a big mhuuuuu when something penetrates it
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2003-07-09, 22:57
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I am a tax on the world..
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anatomically correct santa.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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2003-07-09, 23:16
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Quote:
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hehe, they sell little blow-up cows from germany here, called 'Hilde die Wilde'
and it gives a big mhuuuuu when something penetrates it
Poldi, be ashamed of your country
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you're the one who knows all about these things...
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Fuck yourself with a rubber hose
Stick it in your mouth and down your throat
Up your nose and in your heinie hole
I don't care where it goes
And it don't matter if you're straight or gay
You should fuck yourself anyway
Now, you don't have to listen to a word I say
But I know you, you'll be humpin' away
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2003-07-10, 12:47
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Quote:
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hehe, they sell little blow-up cows from germany here, called 'Hilde die Wilde'
and it gives a big mhuuuuu when something penetrates it
Poldi, be ashamed of your country
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2003-07-10, 13:22
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i READ about it, yeah. i READ about it |
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2003-07-10, 18:19
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Quote:
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i READ about it, yeah. i READ about it
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Okay, next question is where the fuck did you read that?
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Fuck yourself with a rubber hose
Stick it in your mouth and down your throat
Up your nose and in your heinie hole
I don't care where it goes
And it don't matter if you're straight or gay
You should fuck yourself anyway
Now, you don't have to listen to a word I say
But I know you, you'll be humpin' away
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2003-07-10, 18:35
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in the Large Popmerchandising order magazine.
loads of metal stuff and party stuff, like inflatable cows
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2003-07-10, 19:58
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Quote:
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only a really stupid guy would spend a $1000 on a doll
because they can't get any girlfriend.
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Calling me stupid?!
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