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Old 2003-07-01, 05:49
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metal head/paintballers

any out there? whats ur setup?

i just got jacked in an angel deal fuck.
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AND DARKNESS WAS UPON THE FACE OF THE DEEP

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Originally posted by Darko
Baahahaha! There was a 75$ contest for who could come up with the best shirt idea. I submited "Hit it before the hair does" with a picture of a baby with its thumb up...they never replied. Bastards..
haha you sick bastard
 
Old 2003-07-01, 16:24
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shutup thor hahaha

i dont think many of them do here........to into thair guitars n such
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Anyway. The old guy wore silly sunglasses. No contest. I will NOT PUT UP WITH SILLY SUNGLASSES.
 
Old 2003-07-01, 16:28
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well there's u and your friends that paintball, asshat. so yes there are. ne ways ignore this piece of crap and post away gentlemen
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AND DARKNESS WAS UPON THE FACE OF THE DEEP

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Baahahaha! There was a 75$ contest for who could come up with the best shirt idea. I submited "Hit it before the hair does" with a picture of a baby with its thumb up...they never replied. Bastards..
haha you sick bastard
 
Old 2003-07-01, 16:40
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........to into thair guitars n such

whats wrong with that?!
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Why not make shit up as we go-fox
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Old 2003-07-01, 16:41
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our friend shifty here can't multi task
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AND DARKNESS WAS UPON THE FACE OF THE DEEP

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Originally posted by Darko
Baahahaha! There was a 75$ contest for who could come up with the best shirt idea. I submited "Hit it before the hair does" with a picture of a baby with its thumb up...they never replied. Bastards..
haha you sick bastard
 
Old 2003-07-01, 18:00
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nice avatar mike.
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'' I'll Smother You With A Fucking Pillow!! ''

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Hey don't talk back buddy. Give your dick size or don't post.
 
Old 2003-07-01, 18:13
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asshat


Ha, that is a good one! First time I've heard that word used as a direct insult.
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Old 2003-07-01, 23:51
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then you're not from around my town! i call my teachers that they get uber pissed.

another few good ones are

nipple nazi
tumor tits
pig tits
moosetits
rectal ravager
fetal fiend
falopial fascist
placenta palace
dickass
plastered pussy
crusted cunt (a good hardcore metal band could be named "crusted corpse")
cock goblin
ass clown
elephant molester

it goes on.
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AND DARKNESS WAS UPON THE FACE OF THE DEEP

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Originally posted by Darko
Baahahaha! There was a 75$ contest for who could come up with the best shirt idea. I submited "Hit it before the hair does" with a picture of a baby with its thumb up...they never replied. Bastards..
haha you sick bastard
 
Old 2003-07-02, 00:14
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i like the cock goblin one that would go well with that black metal guy...i think his name is mortis or some shit the guy looks like a mix between a smurf and a goblin
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POW MIA NEVER FORGOTTEN
no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS

"Calm down, Edgar back in your cage"-far beyond sane
"you suck the cat-avatar-guy doesnt"-The Doc
Now My Legacy Shall Live Forever!!
 
Old 2003-07-02, 00:42
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lol further proof that smurfs mate with goblins! MY RESEARCH IS FINISHED!
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AND DARKNESS WAS UPON THE FACE OF THE DEEP

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Originally posted by Darko
Baahahaha! There was a 75$ contest for who could come up with the best shirt idea. I submited "Hit it before the hair does" with a picture of a baby with its thumb up...they never replied. Bastards..
haha you sick bastard
 
Old 2003-07-02, 07:57
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Fallopian Fascist - an excellent phrase for psuedo-lesbian women in denial who have man-hatred and lumpy tits. I notice that you are also an asshatter. There should be more of these.

Paintball is fun to play, but I don't know fuck-squat-jack-all about it.
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Old 2003-07-02, 09:29
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Youre walking in the park at night.... and you meet... a rectal ravager!!
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Old 2003-07-02, 11:03
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Any thing with the words Whore, Slut, and Cunt are funny. Mix them up, for example...
Niggerslut
whoreslut
whoremonger
cuntcrust(its been said, but in another way)
cumcunt

Any word you can think of works. Its like a puzzle for down syndrome kids, any combination works.
 
Old 2003-07-02, 15:41
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for the retarded...yes...fun...yes....any harm in doing it....none


here we go

dickslap
bonch blaster
corn on the crap
crap on the cob
whale molester
orface jocky
moosecunt
dirt dancer
morbid muff
tumor twat
rectal troll
pussy puke
filth face
diharria dick
collapsable cunt
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AND DARKNESS WAS UPON THE FACE OF THE DEEP

Quote:
Originally posted by Darko
Baahahaha! There was a 75$ contest for who could come up with the best shirt idea. I submited "Hit it before the hair does" with a picture of a baby with its thumb up...they never replied. Bastards..
haha you sick bastard
 
Old 2003-07-02, 17:39
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is that all ur smarmy insults then.
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Old 2003-07-06, 21:40
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no i have way more, just not off the top of my head, you flaming falopial flake
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AND DARKNESS WAS UPON THE FACE OF THE DEEP

Quote:
Originally posted by Darko
Baahahaha! There was a 75$ contest for who could come up with the best shirt idea. I submited "Hit it before the hair does" with a picture of a baby with its thumb up...they never replied. Bastards..
haha you sick bastard
 
Old 2003-07-06, 21:53
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moosecunt made me smile
 
Old 2003-07-07, 03:53
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that is one of my personal favorites :P

here are some more

rectal loaf
orgasmic squirrel convention
dirt dancing dick diver
ass puke
diarhea doosh
twat rot
festering fetus
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AND DARKNESS WAS UPON THE FACE OF THE DEEP

Quote:
Originally posted by Darko
Baahahaha! There was a 75$ contest for who could come up with the best shirt idea. I submited "Hit it before the hair does" with a picture of a baby with its thumb up...they never replied. Bastards..
haha you sick bastard
 
Old 2003-07-07, 04:59
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you musnt have many friends if u have to make up insults, i feel sorry for u. You put uo about 30 insults and hey all suck dick except for about 3, get a life man
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Old 2003-07-07, 05:03
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forkbutt
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Old 2003-07-07, 19:28
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you musnt have many friends if u have to make up insults, i feel sorry for u. You put uo about 30 insults and hey all suck dick except for about 3, get a life man


wow...just because i sat down for 20 minutes, checked my mail, said hi to a few people and typed up that post means i have no life? smoke a cunt. oh and only like 4 at the most say dick in it.
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AND DARKNESS WAS UPON THE FACE OF THE DEEP

Quote:
Originally posted by Darko
Baahahaha! There was a 75$ contest for who could come up with the best shirt idea. I submited "Hit it before the hair does" with a picture of a baby with its thumb up...they never replied. Bastards..
haha you sick bastard
 
Old 2003-07-07, 22:13
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I somehow prefer "assbandit"...
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Old 2003-07-09, 10:57
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thats disturbing
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Old 2003-07-09, 17:23
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Rectum ranger.
 
Old 2003-07-09, 19:27
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Quote:
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moosecunt made me smile


a commonly used word when i talk to mike
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Quote:
Originally posted by far_beyond_sane

Anyway. The old guy wore silly sunglasses. No contest. I will NOT PUT UP WITH SILLY SUNGLASSES.
 
Old 2003-07-09, 20:23
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penile professor
grundle groper
falopial fondeler
fetal football
donkey doosh diver
crippled polar bear molester :P
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AND DARKNESS WAS UPON THE FACE OF THE DEEP

Quote:
Originally posted by Darko
Baahahaha! There was a 75$ contest for who could come up with the best shirt idea. I submited "Hit it before the hair does" with a picture of a baby with its thumb up...they never replied. Bastards..
haha you sick bastard
 
Old 2003-07-11, 01:51
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fecal football sounds better, or fetus football
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Anyway. The old guy wore silly sunglasses. No contest. I will NOT PUT UP WITH SILLY SUNGLASSES.

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