TROGDORRRRRR!
THATCHED COTTAAAAAGESSSSSSSSSSS!!!

Fuck you all.

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yeh i agreee

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Excellent.

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Fuck ass.

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Look at all your magisty.

for some reason u never seem to make sense

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hahaha.

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You talking to me???

who is trogdor?
so i voted yes.

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soem gammon dragon thing off some website, really i dont know, yeh i voted yes too

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Homestarrunner.com, bitch!

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arse

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trogdor? sounds like it should be a creature from a godzilla movie

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............eh???

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yeh its homestarrunner shit ive herd of all this cunt before, ppl write into this lad and he writes back and its suppose to be funny or some crap like that

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hi

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yo.

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hey

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i took a shower this morning.
aren't you proud of me?

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Did you use soap? Don't forget it.
And wash your ass-hair, where the toilet-paper stucks.

I voted "No?". You need anywhere a question for a poll.
I hope that makes sense.

and don´t forget the dark portal to where demonic creatures roam!

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Understanding Engineers - Take One
Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said,
"Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied,
"Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business,
when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to
the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."
The second engineer nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice;
the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

Understanding Engineers - Take Two
To the optimist, the glass is half full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.
To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

Understanding Engineers - Take Three
A pastor, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a
particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with
those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!" The doctor
chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such ineptitude!" The pastor said, "Hey, here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him."
He said, "Hi, George! Say, what's with that group ahead of us? They're
rather slow, aren't they?" The greens keeper replied, "Oh, yes. That's a
group of blind firefighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from
a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime." The group fell
silent for a moment. The pastor said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight." The doctor said, "Good idea. I'm going to contact my
ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them." The engineer said, "Why can't these guys play at night?"

Understanding Engineers - Take Four
The graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate
with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with an arts
degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Understanding Engineers - Take Five
Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible
designers of the human body. One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just
look at all the joints." Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections." The last one said, "No, actually it had to have been a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste
pipeline through a recreational area?"

Understanding Engineers - Take Six
Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.

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those are all retarded and dorky

my Computer Science teacher linked to those on his class web page. he's kinda lame, but i do like him for giving me an A. i was one of the 5 people in his class who got an A.

he looks like such a tool on his page: http://www.cod.edu/people/faculty/albert/albee7.htm

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I've seen those before, and take five isn't too bad. But it's missing one:

What's the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers? The mechanical engineer builds weapons. The civil engineer builds targets.

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Hi guys.

I thought they were pretty good. But I'm easily amused.

Power'o't--Did ya use soap-on-a-rope? Or did ya live life dangerously.

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yeah, i know, it's because i found that one the most unfunny.

@atifman--your teacher has a lame voice, too.

...soap-on-a-rope? ouch.
nah, i use bar soap. and i shampoo every day.
that way my long beautiful can withstand it's
beating of headbanging...well...not beautiful,
just split.

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homestarrunner rules

Eh! Steve!

What can I say, I just like destroying stuff...

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how do you know what his teacher sounds like?

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No, that didn't make sense, you crazy german,

been drinkin' again heh? pass me that carlsberg motherfucker, it's mine!!!

To anyone who is single........stay single.

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click his link.

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You and Father Death fighting again?

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Fuck you ass-grabber.

I'm just giving honest advice to anyone who's willing to hear it. Only consider being non-single if you're certain about this person.....otherwise don't bother unless you're the type who can't have feelings for others.

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Girls suck. I do know what you mean, just trying to give some comic relief.









Chicks are for fags.

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His pronounciation reminded me of the beginning of DT'S "Metropolis pt.2".
And then this "progressive" music. I thought I listened to DT live in the net.


@ DEF
Shut up, you fucking drunken Dutch twat.
I did make sense, i hope.
But it makes me really upset that you drink beer and it is not me that drinks the beer.
I promised to drink no alcohol for two weeks. It's over on monday, but i convinced them that i'm already allowed to drink tomorrow!!!!
On the other hand it's good, because i've got to learn for exams. Hard exams. Exams in physics (@memnoch: physics sucks!!!), anatomy, physiology, biometry and ecology (OK, the last two are easy. )

@ memnoch:
Being single for about two years now sucks. It brings you damn near to commit suicide.
But one day, yes one day...



What's "soap-on-a-rope"?

Haha Poldi, you crack me up, I have a chinese friend just like you. "Soap-on-a-rope" is just what is sounds like... its soap on a roap. Amen, its been awhile for me also... man I need a girlfriend. Although after awhile I'll probably be posting exactly what memnoch said. Go learn for exams!

Physics rule!

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I think i'd say what menoch said after three months of relationship, too.

Physics sucks. School-physics is ok. But not at the university. Especially if the teacher has the opinion, that you already know everything from basic physic to higher maths.

Somehow, this statement makes no sense...

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PHYSICS RULES!!!! SOMEDAY I'M GONNA MARRY PHYSICS!!!!! SCREW WOMEN!!!! (behind physics' back, muhahaha)

I know what you mean too Poldi (2 years single)....try like 19 years alone! W0000!!!! That's a fun double-decade for ya! Then about 2 years of constant relationship.......single seems so much better now.......hehe.

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oh the cheeeeeeeaaaaaaaattttt , fuck everyone my computer is slow again

trogdor strikes again

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my last girlfriend, we lasted for about 3-4 weeks during the end of may.
and i have no contact with her whatsoever. she think's she broke up
with me too, that bitch, when I CALLED HER to call it off. i'm glad
i haven't see her in about a month, and i'll never see her again.

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Jesus... These RTT topics are gettin weirder all the time...

BTW, Sane, whos that dude in your avatar?

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Bout relationships... I find it quite nice and easy to live in one... Im so lazy shit that I dont have the energy to anything, exept play guitar, change records and drink beer... So its good to have someone to do stuff for me!

"Honey, will you turn the telly on? Im hungry! My clothes needs to be washed! Go get some beer for me! Satisfy me!"

Heehee! Great!

Awesome, last day at work! Finally I get money to buy a Randy Rhoads! Coo!
Rest of the money goes to cds, vinyls and Beer!

Ha! Need to buy some more great Death metal! ANy recommendations? Other than Nile, Cannibal corpse, Morbid angel or Obituary...

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Anton LaVey.

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Oh yes... Now I see...
Isn't he the one who founded the Church of Satan?
That's a cool one!

Hmm, another cool weirdo is Alestair Crowley... That dude was a pervert...

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my hair is soooo fucking greasy, i dont need butter, i just rub my hairovermy sandwich

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hairovermy? Learn to speak (or type), ya Dutch fuck!

And if it's that fucking greasy, light it on fire.

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Power'o't--
"and i shampoo every day.
that way my long beautiful can withstand it's
beating of headbanging...well...not beautiful,
just split."

Mine's 32 inches .Can ya beat that? I use Mane- n-Tail conditioner on mine after I wash and get it partly dry cuz I'm dark blonde and my hair is thinner. I don't rinse it out. It's helped the splits tremendously, but it does darken it a bit. If I shampooed every day it would all fall out or look like a shrubbery. M-n-T repels grimey shit and pollutants, too. It's down to my butt so I'm happy.
Happy headbangin' !!

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haha, no you didn't but its actually fun to read your poopy writings

no alcohol for two weeks? man, I would die, I can't even sleep properly without drinking a beer before I get my ass in bed. mm. signs of addiction?

At least you understand what I'm saying, don't you. That would be fun. I wrote over 1000 posts and nobody understands me.


No signs of addiction. It6 just shows, that beer is good for your body and why should you regret somethign that's good for you. Don't see it so pessimistic, be an optimist.

naww, just a tad over a foot. and i use head n shoulders. you don't rinse? isn't that
disgusting, and make your hair that wet and shiny look?

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no, addiction

and MechRaper, the keyboard space bar wasnt working like it fucking should

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apparently not...

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suffocation!

no, but i bet i would be the closest one to you on these forums. mines about 26 inches. but the sides are shaved. it's only long on the top.

i.n.r.i. , mortician, kringspiertyfus, aborted

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mortician, hahhahaahhaha

hahahaha

I hate that band

mortician is cool man!!!

ow, i forgot brodequin, another 'its impossible to hear what we sing' bands

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Ha! Need to buy some more great Death metal! ANy recommendations? Other than Nile, Cannibal corpse, Morbid angel or Obituary... [/B][/QUOTE]

I give Death's first album Scream Bloody Gore two horns up! Also there's this band called Extreme Noise
Terror, I haven't heard 'em yet but I wanna check them out. I wanna check out Benediction and Vader
sometime too.

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Pick up the new Dying Fetus, good shit!

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Cryptopsy, Gorguts, Martyr, Immolation, Cephalic Carnage, Disgorge, Enter My Silence, Vital Remains.

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fuck man, yesterday i had a TREMENDOUS itch at the bottom of my nutsack, but i scratched too hard, now there's a big wound, an with this hot wheater it sweats like hell down below, all the salty sweat in that wound--->PAIN!!!!!


fuck

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Hahaha, that's hilarious. How can you scratch so hard to hurt yourself, especially in that area?

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see below..

AHHHHhaha....take that you faggot.






BURNINATE!!!!!!

Probably has long nails.

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damn that cursed jock itch, huh?

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sucks to be you, dude.

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dude, you're a liar.

chronic masturbation just made your dickskin tear at the lower end of your nutsack, now you've done it, hahhaa.

you most definitely should have not told us.

now we laugh at your misery and pain!!

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That must take a while

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dude, i cant walk straight, now i look like a fucking overweight dude who had to spred his legs giving his belly space while he walks, argh.

when i was scratching it felt goooooooooood, till it started to hurt

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you have to scratch that area carefully with something else; you don't dig your fingernails all up in that area.

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to late for that kind of tips now.

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once on a boy scout trip i got chaived.

















j/k.hahaha

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you shoudl have known that!!! your sack is the most sensative part of your body dont dig at it with nails pull your head outa your ass!

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no, my dickheads sensitiver.
and myu nails are veryvery blunt, when i was scratching it all feld soo good because of the itch leaving. but afterwards i just realized i went too far

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I think, i have to rearrange my "walkthrough" through metaltabs.
Normally i go first in "guitar zone", than "bass", "gear talk","tours & concerts", "site feedback" and then to "chit chat".
But "guitar zone" is often just full off shit.
"Gear talk" is ???? The threads don't interest me or are to special.
"Bands". That could be a topic for itself. Why i should read posts like "I like .... What do you think?" And i ask myself, how these threads can get a post count over 20 posts? You could say i like this band or i dislike it. But why the hell i should argue with people abut a band? It's just an opinion. You could discuss if the guitarist did a good job, or if it's good produced. But why should i bitch about someone's opinion?
And why threads about the "new tracklist" of a new album by ...? We could discuss whether the album is good or not (see above). What says this fucking tracklist? I'm confused.
"Tours & concerts": Meanwhile a pure Dutch monopole. That's hilarious. It's seems that just Dutchmen go to concerts.


I think i shouldn't think to much about these things. In life are more important things to think about.

Holy shit...trippin' on shrooms is fuckin fun.
Something cool happened...I left my guitar at my friends house on 8 mile. I forgot my guitar ther e because i was doing dRugGz. Then, like 4 days later I go back. I've never been away from my guitar that long. I picked it up, and busted out motherfucking crazy arpeggios!!! My fingers and mind are finally working working together

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were they good arpeggios or shitty ones? and what up with your avator man its upside down trippy man

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Man they fucking kicked ass! Its a sweep in this song "I'm Alright" by Neil Zaza...


shroooooms

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i'm glad about your arpeggio's, and i'm also glad that we've stopped talking about Doctor's scrotum and whatnot.

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my scrotum is all shrivelly (if thats a word...)

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was that information really necissary for us to know??

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yeah! no one asked you how it was hanging, what the fuck?? you can't just say it, when no one asks you , asshole!!

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haha, I'm down from my trip...

Sorry about my careless postings. That was the shrooms talking....
(always blame it on the drugs)

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i was searching the web today and came across a good web radio station for metal and shit here the link for you guys if you want to tune in SnakeNet Metal Radio "Uniting the clans of metal since 1998"

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Spankin'! I just found the name of the band that has all those songs listed under Nightwish when I download mp3s. It is actually a band named Nightfall who wrote Diva and Traitor's Kiss.

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i've been amember for a long time, and i have like 2or3 posts there.
it's a good place to be, just too much for me. i only like this better
because i know everone. there's probably some million users or something.

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yeah i notices that too they have way too many people there

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hmph, thought i'd spaz up with a new avatar for a while.
it's me, taken about an hour ago.

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Cool, What t-shirt? Looks like a Led Zepplin one...

I flipped mine upside down cause yesterday while trippin on shrooms, I glanced over at my avatar and saw it for a solid 5 seconds or so upside down. Then I flipped it to remember my trip.

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Hahahahahahaha I don't know why that was funny but it was.

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To poker players (texas hold'em):

Anyone seen Rounders? Best poker movie EVER! Long live Edward Norton!

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yep, an old one too, and surprisingly in great condition.

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Beer is such a nice, refreshing beverage....

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thats correct

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yep

just that we have to spend 30 bucks everytime

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