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Old 2003-06-26, 06:40
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Get A Life Awards 2003

Well its award season again, well it was 3 months ago but here are your Get A Life Award winners as of 11:51 June 25th 2003 Drum roll please dun dun dun

1.memnoch 4907
2.walpurgis 4093
3.Def 3092
4.mrweijia 2860
5.slayme_returns 2629
6.tatter3d 2505
7.atifman 2240
8.far_beyond_sane 2092
9.Katham 2059
10.The Doctor 1615

Congradulations to all the winners!
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Old 2003-06-26, 06:55
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Are you saying, that the more you post, more pathetic you are?

Oh, get a life!
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Old 2003-06-26, 06:56
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Getting...
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Old 2003-06-26, 07:02
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i wish i got an award for something.
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Old 2003-06-26, 07:09
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yeah man.....why give them all the awards.......i want one too....why do i always miss out......is it cause im ugly?
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Old 2003-06-26, 07:15
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awards blow man... All those stupid gala nights and shit... I fucking hate them... Always some stupid Steve Martin trying to be funny... Of God!
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Old 2003-06-26, 09:03
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I know man tonight fucking sucks.....oh that was a personal blow, jesus man you hurt me with that. That was below the belt lets leave the personal attack out of this please
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Old 2003-06-26, 09:40
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WTF!!?? I really hope youre not saying you like Steve Martin...
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Old 2003-06-26, 10:49
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whoehoe!!!!! yesyesyesyesy!!!!! top ten!!!!

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Old 2003-06-26, 11:20
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I´ll beat you to it!!!! Just wait! Go on a holiday or something
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Old 2003-06-26, 11:27
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Re: Get A Life Awards 2003

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Congradulations to all the winners!


I'd like to give "Congradulations" to anyone on that list who has the required amount of chromosomes to qualify for some vague sense of humanity...

Buy a dictionary, invest in a sense of humour and for Satan's sake think twice before starting a thread. You're a fucking Darwinian one-way street.
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Old 2003-06-26, 11:32
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You didn't make it because you're black Manu.
 
Old 2003-06-26, 11:39
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i'm almost tied to Doctor.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2003-06-26, 11:43
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i'm almost tied to Doctor.


Take him! He's yours! Win that award!
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"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
 
Old 2003-06-26, 11:47
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Am I the only one who finds it amusing that this cunt registered in June 2003 and has a grand fucking total of 36 posts here?
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But I know you, you'll be humpin' away
 
Old 2003-06-26, 12:03
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sane u seem unhappy, u won a award for being on metal tabs to much, be happy
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Old 2003-06-26, 12:09
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hmhmmumuhmamamahahahahaha!

i got the Doc beat.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
Old 2003-06-26, 12:17
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wat a strange laugh u have
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Old 2003-06-26, 12:21
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Fuck up nightrider, how do you laugh?
 
Old 2003-06-26, 12:25
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oh be nice.
how's this

...ha...

is that better.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
Old 2003-06-26, 12:28
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nah u had a good laugh before just a strange one, fuk agent orange is a poofy cunt
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Old 2003-06-26, 15:11
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Re: Re: Get A Life Awards 2003

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Originally posted by far_beyond_sane
Darwinian one-way street.



That's great. Just great!!!!



I just hate it, that there are some people who registerd afterwards me and have more posts than me.
 
Old 2003-06-26, 15:13
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not me.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
Old 2003-06-26, 18:09
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"agent orange is a poofy cunt"
Will atropine help that ? It sounds really painful.

Congrats! You guys. I see the 'cute , talented, and bitchiest' one got second though.

Can I get the award for the closest to the Ice Age ?? I wanna
award, too !!!!


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Old 2003-06-26, 18:56
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haha, left in the dark, like so many others.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
Old 2003-06-26, 20:08
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Reason i'm closing in on 5000 posts is because i spend too much time replying to idiotic threads such as this one.

If the population of worthless cunts on this board left, i wouldn't have to bitch about them so much.
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Old 2003-06-26, 20:10
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haha, I got a get a life award, the bronze one!

all this time here, all those post, they finally paid off!
 
Old 2003-06-26, 20:40
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Quote:
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Reason i'm closing in on 5000 posts is because i spend too much time replying to idiotic threads such as this one.

If the population of worthless cunts on this board left, i wouldn't have to bitch about them so much.


aren't we in a pissy mood today. i may be a cunt, i may be worthless,
but i am NOT a porn star.

the worthless cunts are the people who register here and don't post.
the more we post, the more worth it it is to bitch at us all the time.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
Old 2003-06-26, 21:24
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Indeed i am in a bad mood.

But don't get me wrong....even if i was happy today, this whole thread would have still bothered me....only difference is today i actually posted something about it, usually i would have not bothered.
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Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure
All hope abandon, ye who enter here

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Old 2003-06-27, 00:00
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sane u seem unhappy, u won a award for being on metal tabs to much, be happy


You're fucking right I'm unhappy. I'm up to my arsehole in work, study and research and I log in every damn day and clean up the very worst of what is essentially a big pile of rancid shit in the two busiest forums, because I'm a nice person.

I try to be nice to people when I'm here. That being said, there's always some retarded goat-fellating walrus fondler who's posting something in teenage half-English about how something "sux" and my bloodpressure goes through the roof.

This thread gets it as well, and the next person who starts a thread that's a mound of fucking garbage like EVERYTHING in the last 3 days has been, is getting it in the neck.
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