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2003-06-26, 02:18
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I Wonder
Why is it that alot of hot bitches that I get with take care of everything else except for the part that means the most...THEIR FUCKIN PUSSY?
I mean really
Does god not want any convenience for me?
Am I the only one who gets the tuna taco while everyone else gets the peach kobler pie?
If I don't get a clean bitch soon, I think I might freak out and kill someone.
Any advice? 
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2003-06-26, 02:29
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any pussies good mate
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2003-06-26, 02:46
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date a stripper they take great care of their pussy
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2003-06-26, 02:52
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if u arent lucky enough to get a date with a stripper, rape her
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2003-06-26, 02:54
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he could but then its just not as enjoyable
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POW MIA NEVER FORGOTTEN
no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS
"Calm down, Edgar back in your cage"-far beyond sane
"you suck the cat-avatar-guy doesnt"-The Doc
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2003-06-26, 02:55
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oh stop bitchin luke.
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2003-06-26, 02:56
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i cant help but notice how much metalusa loves himself by when he says " why is it that ALOT of HOT bitches that i get with.." im sure youe not that good mate
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2003-06-26, 02:58
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Originally posted by nightrider06
i cant help but notice how much metalusa loves himself by when he says " why is it that ALOT of HOT bitches that i get with.." im sure youe not that good mate
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2003-06-26, 02:59
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you know guys none of us have givin him his advice maybe you can have a form to have these hot bitches fill out that have a shit load of bullshit question then have the last one be something like "if your pussy is clean and freashlt shaven check this box" 
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POW MIA NEVER FORGOTTEN
no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS
"Calm down, Edgar back in your cage"-far beyond sane
"you suck the cat-avatar-guy doesnt"-The Doc
Now My Legacy Shall Live Forever!!
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2003-06-26, 03:00
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Re: I Wonder
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Originally posted by METALABUSA
Why is it that alot of hot bitches that I get with take care of everything else except for the part that means the most...THEIR FUCKIN PUSSY?
I mean really
Does god not want any convenience for me?
Am I the only one who gets the tuna taco while everyone else gets the peach kobler pie?
If I don't get a clean bitch soon, I think I might freak out and kill somebody
Any advice?
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2003-06-26, 03:02
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well what if your talking about a femal dog? then its a-ok
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POW MIA NEVER FORGOTTEN
no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS
"Calm down, Edgar back in your cage"-far beyond sane
"you suck the cat-avatar-guy doesnt"-The Doc
Now My Legacy Shall Live Forever!!
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2003-06-26, 03:03
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Re: I Wonder
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Originally posted by METALABUSA
Why is it that alot of hot guys that I get with take care of everything else except for the part that means the most...THEIR FUCKIN COCK?
I mean really
Does god not want any convenience for me?
Am I the only one who gets the man-tits while everyone else gets the shiny pink sword?
If I don't get a clean guy soon, I think I might freak out and kill someone.
Any advice?
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2003-06-26, 03:08
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this my freinds is someone who has nothing better to do haha 
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POW MIA NEVER FORGOTTEN
no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS
"Calm down, Edgar back in your cage"-far beyond sane
"you suck the cat-avatar-guy doesnt"-The Doc
Now My Legacy Shall Live Forever!!
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2003-06-26, 03:45
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this my freinds is someone who has nothing better to do haha
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2003-06-26, 09:11
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date younger then you dont gotta worry?
Im reminded of F_B_S's excruciating when i say that.
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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date younger then you dont gotta worry?
Im reminded of F_B_S's excruciating when i say that.
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My whaaaaaaa? Apparently I said it, and I'm fucking confused now.
By the way, the premise for starting this thread is lamer than a no-legged dog.
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2003-06-26, 11:34
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..no-legged dog.
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man, wouldn't that suck.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
 
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2003-06-26, 11:43
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this thread is lamer than a no-legged dog.
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And yet another F_B_S classic sees the light...
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2003-06-26, 12:00
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well what if your talking about a femal dog? then its a-ok
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Well, who knows. This cunt is pretty stupid, maybe he really has been humping dogs. It's quite disgusting, but it's also quite possible.
That said, I get two strange feelings about this fuck:
-His definition of "hot" and mine are wildly different (mine being based on the likes of Jenna, Susanna Spears, SMG and the usual suspects, for a frame of reference)
-I'm beginning to doubt that he's even seen a chick's cooter.
-If he has, then I must wonder how sad his life is if he spends his time posting about it on message boards.
The verdict: he's a cunt.
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Stick it in your mouth and down your throat
Up your nose and in your heinie hole
I don't care where it goes
And it don't matter if you're straight or gay
You should fuck yourself anyway
Now, you don't have to listen to a word I say
But I know you, you'll be humpin' away
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2003-06-26, 12:13
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who complains about pussy ur getting? definetly not me this is one sad cunt
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2003-06-26, 13:10
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HAHA
I'm just tryin to get funny responses from asking stupid questions considering I came to know about this Metaltab site. Aparently I suceeded. Most of you guys sound really fuckin angry as hell.
Well heres something you can bitch about,
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2003-06-26, 13:30
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die 
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2003-06-26, 13:33
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Where?
Anyway, we're not necessarily angry, we just don't have a lot of patience for tards like yourself. Trying to get funny responses from stupid questions? The only thing you do there is make yourself look like a fucking jackass. And you are one. Bottom line: you're a twat with an underdeveloped sense of humor.
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Fuck yourself with a rubber hose
Stick it in your mouth and down your throat
Up your nose and in your heinie hole
I don't care where it goes
And it don't matter if you're straight or gay
You should fuck yourself anyway
Now, you don't have to listen to a word I say
But I know you, you'll be humpin' away
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2003-06-26, 13:44
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you said it, ya weirdo. 
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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2003-06-26, 15:38
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Originally posted by MechanicalRaper
Where?
Anyway, we're not necessarily angry, we just don't have a lot of patience for tards like yourself. Trying to get funny responses from stupid questions? The only thing you do there is make yourself look like a fucking jackass. And you are one. Bottom line: you're a twat with an underdeveloped sense of humor.
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Hahaha, I love your posts man, they are enlightening. 
And if this guy is complaining about pussy, why don't you go down to the SPCA and find a nice used pair of animal balls to suck?
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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RIP moe.
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2003-06-26, 16:05
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^^^
Anyway, thank you...
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Fuck yourself with a rubber hose
Stick it in your mouth and down your throat
Up your nose and in your heinie hole
I don't care where it goes
And it don't matter if you're straight or gay
You should fuck yourself anyway
Now, you don't have to listen to a word I say
But I know you, you'll be humpin' away
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2003-06-26, 23:49
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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Quote:
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And if this guy is complaining about pussy, why don't you go down to the SPCA and find a nice used pair of animal balls to suck?
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Ouch. Feel the love. The love wears a collar.
This thread is only going to cause abuse. I'm saving you from yourself here, you dribbling marot.
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