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stupid cock monkey
whilst on one of my frequent visits to a guitar shop, i happend to be at the right place at the right, time this guy comes in with a new guitar he had bought from the shop, he stormed through the door and demanded to see the boss.
so the boss comes out and asks him what the poblem was the guy told him that he wanted his money back, he said wen he bought the guitar it was in tune ad now a week later its gone out, the boss now completly startled tells the guy he has to tune it him self with a tuner. the guy was furious and refused to ever use the shop again, well after he left the whole shop was in laughter it was like somthing from a comedy.
well i thought you would like to use this as research of stupid cock heads that have the guts to make fools of them selves 
p.s this is genuine
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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That's pretty fucking funny. Hell, the only instrument I play is my own and I think that's a right laugh... ahh man... I can only hope he goes to another shop... buys another... and gets the same shoddy treatment.
Maybe this guy was that King Cock I've heard so much about.
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2003-06-07, 08:16
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haha wat a dumb fuk. . and i thought i was a dumb cunt 
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2003-06-07, 10:43
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2003-06-07, 10:48
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haha, yeh, im working in a guitar shop for a week starting monday, so it will be funny if any one like that comes in...
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2003-06-07, 11:00
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Wait till the first string breaks. He'll come back with a lawyer.
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hahaha
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hahahaha! great story!
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haha wat a dumb fuk. . and i thought i was a dumb cunt
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2003-06-07, 20:44
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the worst part was trying to keep a straight face untill he had left the shop
i was only like a meter away from him
i mean how would you react to someone like that
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Longest run-on scentence ever. Funny story though. Like the guy who bought a R.V. and put on cruise control, went in the back and made a sandwich.
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2003-06-08, 06:59
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2003-06-08, 07:31
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there now read it i did it just for you lol
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fuk up u orange cunt
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2003-06-09, 05:44
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that story almost sounds like something MTV Jackass would do.....
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i would love to meet this stupid excuse of a person........
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2003-06-09, 09:25
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yeah i wanna marry this cockhead.......agent orange ........u kool
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agent orange die 
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2003-06-16, 00:23
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damn i would hate to see what they guy does when he buys a car then has to fill up the tank
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