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A Bombshell About Weijia!
Let me reveal the secret, it's disturbing, but it makes sense:
Anybody--- can argue that the True Black Metal is Norwegian, right?
So where does Norwegian Black Metal come from? 
Norwegia
now, look at that closely:
NOR - WEGIA
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NOR - WEIJIA
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translating the word "nor" from russian to english equates to "the burrows".
so black metal actually comes from "the burrows of weijia"!!!
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2003-06-07, 04:13
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oh, and mods........i know that the smartness of this thread is gonna go nowhere but down, but dont delete it; just close it or merge it with RTT.
I want people to know the truth!!!! *makes determined face*
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2003-06-07, 05:54
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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You dribbling camel jockey.
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2003-06-07, 08:21
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thanks for sharing ur discovery atifman
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awesome man !!!!! 
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hehe how random.
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2003-06-07, 11:25
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..... Yeah
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this does prove that black metal is gay  |
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2003-06-07, 12:41
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2003-06-07, 12:45
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i'm just shocked speechless.
EDIT: WHERE THE FUCK IS NORWEGIA!??!!?
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2003-06-07, 15:53
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Norwegia is infact a tiny "rock" that pesters our moon.
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2003-06-07, 16:17
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woah, black metal came from outer space!
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2003-06-07, 16:38
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I allways felt.... different.... but I never imagined I´d be part Weija
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2003-06-07, 17:33
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you're not part weijia, you're from Norway.
Black metal is the only thing that comes Norwegia.
and Norwegia can't be from outer space, burrow means "ass" dude! (or at least it can mean that)
so black metal comes from weijia's ass.
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2003-06-07, 17:38
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example:
you know how Weijia likes to eat chicken right?
this is what happens when he eats it and it passes through him:
http://nietos.tokem.fi/~mhihnala/band/#
"El Pollo Diablo" - The Chicken Devil.
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2003-06-07, 18:17
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this is fukcing hilarious, and norway is called the Dick from europe, since its scandinavian and it hangs like a dick over europe, check any random europe pic.
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2003-06-07, 20:19
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I'M dyin' !!!!
So black metal comes from Weijia's ass? How does one play it so it's audible? ....(that means-- so there's sound.....nods head up and down) You have to hear it to play it....unless you're Beethoven or something.
And someone else at metaltabs likes chicken, too...OH BRADLEY !!!!! Where are youuuuuuuuu !!!!!!
 Stephy and Walpurgis next weekend...heehee
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2003-06-07, 23:39
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And those fucking "high-pitched" screams in Black-Metal are from the children Weijia ate. Now i know why BM sounds sometimes so funny to me. 
Well, it's hard to look "cool".
But look at the one on the left. I think he's freezing his balls off. That's so hilarious. BM-faggots. |
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Yeah, you could say that guy is "too cool".......(in a sarcastic and literal way). The guy on the right isn't that cold though, he's got a bit of blubber on him to keep him warm.
yes, this certainly is a discovery, but i think there's more
i think there's a higher power involved here.
i think weijia is being possessed by some huge evil BM spirit,
i mean, weijia himself doesn't even know the how and where of his own bodily functions:
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Originally posted by mrweijia
WHERE THE FUCK IS NORWEGIA!??!!?
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yeah, there's someone or something else involved here.
we gotta get to the bottom of this......... 
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2003-06-08, 09:09
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fuk u's cunts can talk shit
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yeah, there's someone or something else involved here.
we gotta get to the bottom of this.........
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Yeah, I think somebody is controlling weijia's body.
but who could it be?
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Im sure its nocturno culto controlling his body from his little hut in the middle of the forest... If not , it might be Charles Bronson.
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2003-06-08, 13:01
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i think its jay leno
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2003-06-08, 15:40
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Congratulations atifman, you are the one person on this forum to start a thread that has come close to matching the stupidity of Boomashaka's threads.
DARKNESS DESCENDS BITCH!
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2003-06-08, 16:02
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this is not stupid, this is funny.
boomshake's threads are stupid and not funny.
see the difference mate?
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2003-06-09, 06:52
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But ... If that means we all come out of Weija´s ass, that would explain my tan!
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Quote:
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Congratulations atifman, you are the one person on this forum to start a thread that has come close to matching the stupidity of Boomashaka's threads.
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2003-06-09, 22:02
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i thought a burrow was a home for a badger, ferret, fox or rabbit.
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2003-06-10, 00:11
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well, if that's how you want to think of your ass...
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weijia: some words have more than one meaning. Ya cunt.
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2003-06-10, 10:26
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lol weijas got no idea
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haha this thread is great
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2003-06-13, 08:28
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Is Weija realising what he has unleashed from his ass, upon the world?!
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does weija care?¿?¿
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oh yeah, i forgot about that.haha.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
 
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umm... Sorry to spoil your fun, but its a common misunderstanding that BM comes from Norway... Its originally from italy... Yepp, who would have guessed!
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.........aaaaaaahhhhhhhh.....
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Quote:
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umm... Sorry to spoil your fun, but its a common misunderstanding that BM comes from Norway... Its originally from italy... Yepp, who would have guessed!
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by whom?
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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I'm in love with this thread. Me ---> <--- ..and this thread. We have sex often and sometimes we touch eachother.
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what by whom?
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