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Old 2003-06-02, 17:30
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RTT #22: Now with 25% more homosexuality!

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Old 2003-06-02, 17:33
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Old 2003-06-02, 18:04
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hey doctor and weijia,

come on in, and provide the 25% homosexuality

I'll be next door with the twins
 
Old 2003-06-02, 20:37
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Back to RTT #21.
I like the DVD of Stratovarious, in which they blow up the toilet with dynamite (or what the hell it is; you know, these thingies that explode on sylvester). I laughes like hell!!!!
 
Old 2003-06-02, 20:42
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BTW I'm listening to "Die Kassierer". It'S a german punk band. Yeah, i know it belongs to the "Now listening" thread.
But they're so funny. Songs like "Sex with the Social-worker" (homosexuell, belongs to this thread) or "sex with an older man" or "god has an IQ of 5 billions" or "show me your tits, because i want to masturbate".
Wel, it'S all german, but if you understand German, try some of these sings. You'll find them at Soulseek.
 
Old 2003-06-02, 20:43
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Ah, wait




cunt!!!!

Yeah, i was the first one. OK, i'm drunk. I'm sorry.
 
Old 2003-06-02, 21:52
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This summer is gunna rule!

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Old 2003-06-02, 22:47
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The Anthrax show I went to a couple weeks ago was fucking amazing, hope you enjoy 'em.



I'd kill to see Maiden now.
 
Old 2003-06-02, 23:13
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hey doctor and weijia,

come on in, and provide the 25% homosexuality

I'll be next door with the twins


i'll be the lesbian, he can be the gay.
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Old 2003-06-02, 23:18
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'Gay' applies to both sexes you fuckwit.
 
Old 2003-06-02, 23:31
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You cant be 'a gay,' either. Gay is an adjective. He can be 'the gay guy,' but not 'the gay.' And slayme's right, it's not gender-specific.
 
Old 2003-06-02, 23:32
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just get yourselves a room and shut the fuck up about it.
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Old 2003-06-02, 23:44
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who here thinks about sex when they work out?
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Old 2003-06-02, 23:50
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Only at the gym, with all those hot guys in tank tops and little shorts. I mean ... ah ... yeah, I work out all the time! I can bench so much! And, when I do, I always think about fucking like a million hot chicks! In their asses! Yeah! I'm so not gay! I always work out with tons of weight and only to death metal and think about fucking chicks!
 
Old 2003-06-03, 01:13
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'Gay' applies to both sexes you fuckwit.


fine.
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Old 2003-06-03, 01:50
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The Anthrax show I went to a couple weeks ago was fucking amazing, hope you enjoy 'em.



I'd kill to see Maiden now.


Yeah, im gunna do whatever it takes to get kick ass tickets for madien. For anyone that likes Radiohead; Mtv.com has the album leaked online for tonight only. Its more like Ok Computer which I like alot, but his voice is alittle diffrent.
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Old 2003-06-03, 07:09
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Old 2003-06-03, 09:29
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I'd kill to see Maiden now.


PST and me are going to check them out at graspop, with Anthrax, Arch Enemy, Hatebreed, Alice Cooper, The Haunted, Finntroll, Destroyer 666 and Six Feet Under :P


haha european festivals own your fat american asses

 
Old 2003-06-03, 12:54
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i see maiden in summer
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Old 2003-06-03, 14:59
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Old 2003-06-03, 15:05
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goddamn, def.
was that really necessary, asshole

and you bet im gonna see maiden since im alowed to graspop again
but i'll miss sepultura and apocalyptica that way, damn
 
Old 2003-06-03, 15:53
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what did you do to not be able to go ?
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Old 2003-06-03, 16:39
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my folks went out for the weekend and my rammstein pyrofreaked brother set fire on everything, so my bro cant go at all, and im allowed saturday instead of the entire weekend.
 
Old 2003-06-03, 17:03
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what convinced them to let you go again man?
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Old 2003-06-03, 17:14
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my bro lit did most of the bad stuff, and then he lied, and he doesnt cares that much about graspop, so the punishments werent quit equal, so the cutted a small brake on me
 
Old 2003-06-03, 21:30
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Old 2003-06-03, 22:51
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Doctor: what Def said was absolutely necessary. Why else would he say it? I have to say, he wouldnt say it were it not absolutely, completely, entirely, and wholly necessary.
 
Old 2003-06-04, 09:00
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yeah well in australia we got avril lavigne touring right now so naa we get shit bands come to australia, once in a blue moon a good band comes
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Old 2003-06-04, 09:05
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Dude, I heard you get the best grind festivals. Australia has some neat grind bands, I forgot the name of the festival, but next month or something you guys get a good festival, loads of grind and deathmetal!

heh watching the St Anger dvd now
 
Old 2003-06-04, 09:08
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yeah thats all down south, in queensland we get nothink except folk festivals, and the big day out, which has failed to bring a good band for awhile

tell us about the dvd def
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Old 2003-06-04, 10:52
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and we get nothing here in india
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Old 2003-06-04, 11:06
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corroded soul u get curry and lots of it
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Old 2003-06-04, 11:11
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Old 2003-06-04, 12:45
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heh watching the St Anger dvd now


how is it?
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Old 2003-06-04, 14:06
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Its a rehearsal video of them playing the cd in a barn somewhere, full of guitars and cool equipment, pretty cool, but its basically just the cd on rehearsal video, so yeh.

Anyways, its cool that they added it for free.

I was the first in Utrecht to buy St. Anger, eh, I waited untill the load came in, listened to Dissection and Obituary to kill time
 
Old 2003-06-04, 17:23
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he0llo peoiplre.................................................................................. .........................


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Old 2003-06-04, 18:24
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We seem to be getting a lot of loners looking for people to start bands with.....

That is a bad idea. Why don't people think this through first?

I suppose I didn't though....
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Old 2003-06-04, 19:10
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uh...hi im bored, im not watching a DVD or planning to go to any festival because the nearest festival in distance and time from where i live is Ozzfest and yeah...yyyyyaaayyyyy school is almost over! i just have to do my finals...
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Old 2003-06-04, 19:23
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First time i think.




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But what was that!?!?!?
 
Old 2003-06-04, 21:48
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oh no finals!
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Old 2003-06-05, 00:25
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Old 2003-06-05, 05:29
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monkey testicals........dat is pretty silly dont u think...
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Old 2003-06-05, 16:55
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First time i think.





But what was that!?!?!?


it wyus this ¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬

next to the 1 and ! on my keyboard ` `¬````!¬¬¬¬¬ xcool huh!
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Old 2003-06-05, 17:43
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cant do it man, and get sober before you type

talking about monkey testikels, i just saw Turilljo on the metallica DVD, i just hate it when he starts his queery monkey walks, so stupid. but besides of that, the album kicks.

and yeah, currently a lot of drummers needed for 14-16 age average bands
 
Old 2003-06-05, 18:32
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i just saw Turilljo on the metallica DVD, i just hate it when he starts his queery monkey walks, so stupid.


Monkey Walks?! Oop Ack Eek! Drinking Beer as allways!
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Old 2003-06-05, 19:02
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why is it silly? im just showing my feelings for finals using monkeys and their testicles and the blowing that is done to them by finals
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Old 2003-06-06, 02:29
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Old 2003-06-06, 03:50
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Old 2003-06-06, 04:25
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Old 2003-06-06, 07:47
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Old 2003-06-06, 08:24
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yeah wasnt' that one of the olsen twins or something?


they've grown up now.

I would hump them, both.


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Old 2003-06-06, 10:27
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they have crappy signatures..............oh has anyone heard that theyre not identical twins? someone told me that before. scary!
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Old 2003-06-06, 10:35
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maybe one of them has bigger boobs
 
Old 2003-06-06, 12:29
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Old 2003-06-06, 12:33
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yeah wasnt' that one of the olsen twins or something?


they've grown up now.

I would hump them, both.


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Yes I would.


mm mmm
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Old 2003-06-06, 15:30
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I need to get famous to fuck Jennifer Aniston

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Old 2003-06-06, 15:45
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Those 2 genetic freaks need to go ahead and kill themselves. They are NOT attractive, and they both look like plastic fucking dolls.
 
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yeah wasnt' that one of the olsen twins or something?


they've grown up now.

I would hump them, both.


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Yes I would.


...i have a boner...
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Old 2003-06-06, 19:00
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Nah man they're older now, haha I would still do them
 
Old 2003-06-06, 19:17
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They live like 30 mins away from me. If I ever see them, im going to pull my pants down and chase them.
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they've grown up now.

I would hump them, both.


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Yes I would.


holy shit !!!!!!!!! theyre HHHHOTT
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i agree they r hot, but they look all too fake......they were hotter in nappies
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yeah....they cant be that attractive....theyre attractive, but not that attractive
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We seem to be getting a lot of loners looking for people to start bands with.....

That is a bad idea. Why don't people think this through first?

I suppose I didn't though....



so how's that goin
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yeah....they cant be that attractive....theyre attractive, but not that attractive



it's double or nothing.

just one of them wouldn't be worth it.
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Old 2003-06-07, 08:25
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id fuk either of them but the one on the right looks like shes a dirty girl so id go her first
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They live like 30 mins away from me. If I ever see them, im going to pull my pants down and chase them.


ahaahahhahahahahahahaha

aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhahahhahaa



AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHA
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Old 2003-06-07, 12:23
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They live like 30 mins away from me. If I ever see them, im going to pull my pants down and chase them.



hahaha, hell yeah, that rules push them into a bunch of bushes and hump them till they bleed!!!
 
Old 2003-06-07, 18:27
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hehe, i can image it darko chasing women with a boner in his hands
 
Old 2003-06-07, 20:23
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get that image out of your head young man
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they look like sluts.
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Old 2003-06-07, 20:54
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let him finish first...
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Old 2003-06-07, 22:42
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hehe, Lars Ulrich is like 5 inches shorter than his wife:

http://musicfinder.yahoo.com/shop?d...9&photoid=38892
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Some inches do her shoes.
And she looks like shit. What an ugly combination of clothes.
And her face is ugly on this pic, too.
 
Old 2003-06-07, 23:39
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so how's that goin


You mean my band?

Well you will not believe this one.......

As I was recording, I decided to take a break, as I got up, I tripped on the USB cable that my DUO soundcoard is hooked up to. The cable pulled the soundcard onto the floor, breaking the USB port. The fast pull out caused a big bang, blowing 1-2 of my PA speakers. So now I can't record till it gets fixed.

As of now, I have 4 songs on mp3, with 2 more on the way. That will be the first demo, which was made using only keyboards, even the guitar. Guitar just won't record right, so I'm gonna try getting a cool pedal and see if that makes it better.

Here is my discography of bad music:

Demo 1 - Recorded but never released. Due to my little knowledge of the equipment at the time, it sounds like shit.

Demo 2 - Almost done, also have the cover work ready. My vocals are better but still suck. I need a better drum sound.

Demo 3 - Written. I plan to use real guitar and make everything better.
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he can't help it, he's gay and he's trying to add the extra 25%

HAHA, stinkin park and sum41 are on the telly, they suck, wait wait, gotta turn them off!

*hah*

some discovery show about making a car from junk, ok, better then those crappy bands. Woah, the new Reprisal cd owns....

what the fuck is up with the storm outside? Doctor, what the fuck?
 
Old 2003-06-08, 12:58
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St. Anger was on Headbangers ball yesterday.

Headbangers ball was okay.

They showed a couple of nu-metal videos, but they showed some okay bands too.
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i have forseen rain, clouds and storms for ages *mighty laugh*

no really i dont know, im watching verkerk getting beaten by ferrero right know. Tennis is cool
 
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FREDDY VS. JASON - AUGUST 15TH!!!!!!!!
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Old 2003-06-08, 16:04
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something to do with old horror movies?
 
Old 2003-06-08, 16:57
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i have forseen rain, clouds and storms for ages *mighty laugh*

no really i dont know, im watching verkerk getting beaten by ferrero right know. Tennis is cool



Tennis sucks!!!!!!!!!!!


I was today four hours at the beach! It was hot as hell. I can rip cm² of skin from my body.
Nearly whole germany had storm today, except for me i think. Now the sky becomes a bit cloudy. But there are still no "bad clouds".

Freddy Kruger from Elm street? And Jason from.... Was it Friday 13th? No, it wasn't. Fuck, from which movie is he? He'd got this ice-hockey-mask, hadn't he?
I never heard of the movie Freddy vs. Jason.
 
Old 2003-06-08, 18:27
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St. Anger was on Headbangers ball yesterday.

Headbangers ball was okay.

They showed a couple of nu-metal videos, but they showed some okay bands too.


That show is my second life! Every saturday I grab a 6er and an 8th (i'm cheap) and record HB then watch it over again till next saturday when I have more bud and heineken. I only saw the last 20 minutes of the show yesterday...with powerman 5000. That was kind of gay.
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Old 2003-06-08, 19:04
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hah yeah thats a crappy band.

eh, bud and heineken?

dude, bud tastes like water and it makes you pee.

but heineken is probably expensive over there. it's as cheap as water here
 
Old 2003-06-08, 20:12
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Jason was in Friday the 13th...

Man, I gotta see this one. It may well put up some competition for Hulk...
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Old 2003-06-08, 21:11
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That show is my second life! Every saturday I grab a 6er and an 8th (i'm cheap) and record HB then watch it over again till next saturday when I have more bud and heineken. I only saw the last 20 minutes of the show yesterday...with powerman 5000. That was kind of gay.


really?
i didn't see the end of it, but did they show another P5000 video?

they showed one in the very beginning, that was lame. i dislike their music.
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They played that Worlds Collide video.

Def, I ment bud as in weed, not beer. I hate bud beer.
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oooh ok.

I thought you where talking about that watery budweiser shit.
 
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frydiayh the 13th rul;es dude, its ever so cool.

i just love the them of it, the litthle sounds and shit
<p----me right now


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Oh, c'mon. Bud isn't that bad. I drank my first, i think, three days ago. Well, OK, i was drunk, perhaps it'S really bad.
Heineken makes you pee more. Dumb Dutchmen, don't know how to brew nice beer, although you're so close to Germany.



bud = weed ?????
Did i miss something, or is it a new neologism for weed?

BTW my weed is empty. That's fucked up. The last three weeks i was everyday stoned or drunk. I hope i'll get sleep, when i'm sober. Now i'm drunk again (I'm doing wally's job as good as i can. ).
It's really hard over here in the summer. You get weed, you get beer really cheap (1,5€ for 0,5 litres in a club) and you've got nice weather. So you go to the beach nearly every day.
It's really hard to learn for university. But i've got to write nine, yes NINE tests this year. I still don't know how i'll manage this.



And now we had this storm. It was about 10:30 pm here. And it was gone in half an hour. Now everything's dry again. But the storm had to be. Now i can rest from my allergic reactions from grass (not weed) and cereals (hope you knoew what i mean. )
@Dutchmen: When was the storm in NL?
 
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<p----me right now


cheersbeer;


I did recognize it. Me, too. But i try hard to write correct, so anybody understand me.
 
Old 2003-06-08, 23:11
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Dumb Dutchmen, don't know how to brew nice beer, although you're so close to Germany.


FUCK YOU!!! you never drank Dommelsch, fucken jezus' piss dude, grea, t thtas the drink that got me dunk


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bud = weed ?????
Did i miss something, or is it a new neologism for weed?


dude bud had meent weed for a loooong time man your oughta the loop jump back in or do you want me to push you?
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Ah i'm from Germany we call weed normally: gras.
And pot: pot, kniebel, shit, Hasch.
I think every country has its own words for it. I think even some regions differ from others.
So, don't blame me for this. Ad long as you speak of "weed", i know what you mean.

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