I was driving last night at like 10 pm and this dude on a bike went by so i was watching him go by ... i looked up and there was dog eyes i was like shit
then i hit it

i feel so bad.. it was a black lab so i didnt see it untill he tuned his head and there was a van comming so i couldnt swerve ... other than that i turned around and the van stoped and the dude on the bike...

well i thought it was the dude on the bikes dog but it wasnt .... so it was still alive last i knew and everyone was too scared to go see if it had tags.. i was going like 53 scared the shit outta me...

wouldnt of been so bad if it was dead or something coz we would of been able to see whos dog it was

Ahh, i feel sorry for you .. and the dog, you must feel terrible, you were drunk by any chance were you .. never drink and drive i say ..... yeah..anyway, try and forget about it. it will be ok..

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That's too bad, Steph. I wonder if you could have called the Sherriff and they could have done something. I just was trying to figure out what I would have done. I never thought about it.

And she better not be drinkin' and drivin' or I'll wring her little neck til her pink hair turns green !! Mother has spoken !! Love ya ,Steph.


There's another guitarist in Heaven because of drinking and driving. 23 years old. Damn great Swedish band a friend of mine has. Happened last week. God bless him. My friend wasn't in the same car he was.
I won't preach though. You guys be careful. And forsake your pride and take a cab if its necessary . The Papa-purgis does that.

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haha yah i got confused when i saw a cab in your drive way ...

anywho i did call the sherriff he paged the humane society but no one called back so the sherrif yelled at me "get home now"

coz i didnt want to leave the doggy

was it hurt or is it in doggys heaven?

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it was hurt last i knew

with how fast iw as going the damn thing should of been dead

thats fucked up, especially for women i imagine...

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Thats fuckin funny.

hehe

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That's not nice guys. If you knew how much she and Wally love animals. He's like Dr. Doolittle when it comes to critters and she's like that , too.

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this thread makes me laugh

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AHAHAHA you dumbass, making such a big conferance about a fucking dog getting ripped in half by a car. if i were you, i would have ate its vital organs after having sex with its earhole. dunno why, but it must be fun. that's how things go around this part of the world. hehe.

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... and you're a fucking dumbass.

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Nah, he's a Magyar, they cant help it. It comes from speaking a Finno-Ugric language, you just like eating and fucking the earholes of dead dogs. It's tragic and distasteful, even morally reprehensible, to us, with our Indo-European languages, but it's perfectly natural to them. I mean, just think about it: what's a two or less syllable word for most of us, such as hello, ciao, hola, bonjour, hallo, tag, etc, is a three syllable word for them. Three syllables! Just think of it! Having to say 'sziasztok,' a three syllable word, to say what most people with an Indo-European language can say in two, or even one, it's guaranteed to make you want eat and fuck a dead dog. How could it not? It might seem strange and terrible and intrinsically wrong to us, but that's just because 'hello' is only two syllables.

Pity this man! Pity him, for he must use an extra syllable in ordinary conversation! There, but for the grace of God, go you.

i couldnt eat or fuck its ear hole... it wast dead and what was i going to stick in his ear hole??

your.............finger?

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dude stop being a sick queer.

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ok now this is funny

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yes i suppoise it is getting kind of funny now too

Then it's better not to talk with people who ose "good morning", "good evening",....
I don't want to know in what holes their cock stuck or what they've put in their own holes.

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Worse is 'Good afternoon.' There's just no telling with those people.

aww, I feel sorry for you.

but look at it from the bright side, you did it by accident, Weijia eats dogs for breakfast....

hmm i feel bad for me too

but also because back in november my house caught on fire.. and it was in the process of being rebuilt... well in 3 weeks we would of been able to move back in if some dumb ass didnt break in and catch it on fire again ... oy kids

if u dont want ya house to catch on fire...........just live in a house under the sea like sponge bob square pants.............and u want have to worry about hitting cats with ya car cause dont need cars in the sea

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uhh .... okay sure.... will you come visit me under the sea? because I doint think I would be there very long... i would prune

Enough Dog!

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