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2003-05-09, 14:16
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best stupid blondes joke
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2003-05-09, 14:25
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Denimwearinghillbilly
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no, i know that one 
howdy dikkie you belgian gardengnome freak!
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2003-05-09, 15:41
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Why do blondes have a V shaped coffin? They die with their legs spread  |
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2003-05-09, 20:43
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I am a tax on the world..
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why are they the best, if they're so stupid?
the jokes that is...
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2003-05-09, 22:15
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Maybe it's just a tricky saying. Maybe it's a oxymoron. Maybe I don't know what I'm saying.
On a lighter note, I clicked the link, and kept on clicking. i was going to keep on going, then my computer got all funky on me, so I quit. Also I lost count. Maybe I'll start counting again when I'm in study hall at school. Heh. & just to clairify I did know that was the joke, I was just curious...
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2003-05-10, 00:32
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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THAT'S THE JOKE YOU FUCKING TWAT!
Argh. I was going to ream you out for posting this, but it's pretty funny. Good job, Dick.
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2003-05-10, 08:22
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Symbiotic In Theory
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Some shitty blonde jokes
Q. What do you do if a blonde throws a Pin at you?
A. Run shes got the grenade!!
Q. How do you know if a blondes been using a computer
A. Theres tippex all over the screen
Q. Why do blondes write ''TGIF'' On there shoes
A. To tell them toes go in first
3 blondes are on a trip to florida and they get to a crossroads san fransico right, and florda left, so they turned around and drove back home
Q. Why was the blonde staring at the juice carton
A. Because it said concentrate
Q. What did the blonde say after her freind blew into her ear
A. Thanks for the refil
Q. Why was the blondes belly-button aching?
A. Because she had a blonde boyfreind
I know there all shit, but there ya go, blonde jokes..
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2003-05-10, 10:49
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whats the most anoying part of a blonde date?
the line waiting their turn
how do you change a blondes mind?
blow into their ears
santa clause the easter bunny and a smart blond see $20 on the ground. who picks it up?
none, thet dont exhist
why was there lipstick on the blondes steering wheel?
she tried to blow the horn
why do blondes insist on condoms?
so they can have a doggybag for later
a blonde and brunette get flung off a building at the same time who hits the ground first?
the brunette, the blonde has to stop to ask for directions.
well those are only a few of the blonde jokes i know, and dont even letme get into all the ethnic jokes...
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2003-05-10, 11:06
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damn dikke how many forums do you use??
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2003-05-10, 16:21
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how does a blond part her hair?
-she spreads her legs
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2003-05-10, 16:27
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Quote:
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damn dikke how many forums do you use??
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I use 2 forums very active (every day).
And 3 other forums i don't use often, like this one. |
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2003-05-13, 14:12
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Two girls were talking, a blonde and a redhead. The redhead said disgustedly ,"I'm so ticked off cuz my boyfriend bought me flowers again. That means I'll have to be on my back with my feet in the air AGAIN. "
To which the blonde replied,"What's the matter? Don't you have a vase?"
bada-bing !!
for Walpurgis......and he's gittin' desperate for 'em now !! heehee
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