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2003-05-02, 18:33
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Poop
i found out today that you can get in trouble if you go in the guys restroom to see poop in the toliet if your a chick...
*sigh*
mainly the people in the office were confused, but other than that they found it to be pretty funny because i talked everyone in there to go see it. and it wasnt flushable so i am so proud of the person who droped it.
but yah they all though i did it, im like dude i cant pass something that big out my ass. then they all though i knew who did it and i didnt, but bygolly if i did. id give him a hug and let him know how proud i am just to know him 
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2003-05-02, 18:35
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..How random.very female like.. 
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2003-05-02, 18:42
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in other words im going to get suspended (maybe) for looking at poop in the boys bathroom and id otn see why, i made sure no one was int here before i went
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2003-05-02, 18:43
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That is crazy why arent u allowed to look at shit? CRAZY!
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'' I'll Smother You With A Fucking Pillow!! ''
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2003-05-02, 18:46
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it was something about invasion of privacy
but i made sure no one was in the boys restrooom
and who cares if there was id just be like no need to cover just oging to the first stall to see the poop
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2003-05-02, 18:51
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I think the REAL story was that you were in the bathroom givin some head and suckin on a doobie....don't lie...you can admit anything here.  |
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2003-05-02, 18:53
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thats not waht was happening though, because that would be bad since wally is my dude and i dont wanna cheat on him so pfft
your just mad coz i wasnt givin head you were hopeing id tell you the "giving head" story and how to do it properly heh
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2003-05-02, 19:08
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How would you give head and suck on a doobie at the same time? The guy'd have to lose the hardon. Unless he liked getting singed. I'm sure someone out there likes that.
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2003-05-02, 19:09
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no matter its alright because i didnt do that
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2003-05-02, 19:22
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thats what they all say...
But seriously, they can't give you a suspention for walking into the wrong bathroom...I went in a girls bathroom multiple times and have been caught by students, teachers, ass.principal, principal, hall monitors, and cameras. No one has ever complained
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2003-05-02, 19:27
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I'm an amateur porn director and I'd love to put you in some of the scat videos I do, since you love shit and all.
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2003-05-02, 20:10
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talk to wally about that heh
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2003-05-02, 20:15
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why didnt you just take a shit in the girls bathroon and stare at it in there?
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2003-05-02, 20:19
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I'm sure wally would let slayme do it. I mean, it's slayme! C'mon!
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2003-05-02, 21:26
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why didnt you just take a shit in the girls bathroon and stare at it in there?
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2003-05-03, 00:56
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look at you , talking smack about wally's girlfriend, when he ain't here. you should be wary of our yeti's god oversized muscles. even his brain muscles, dude. he'll totally kick your ass with ESP, man.
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2003-05-03, 04:41
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i didnt go to the girls restroom to poop and stare coz i didnt haffa poop
do i now
no
and my english teacher is a chick from pa that sounds liek shes from the vally
thank you afitman how ever you spell it
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2003-05-03, 06:20
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No, atifman is not "a fit man". That's complete utopia.  
BTW I can't imagine that females can shit.
Women are for me "virgin creatures" with nothing bad and ugly.
So how is it possible that they send a bad brown shit into the ether that scares any ugly male by its smell.
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2003-05-03, 12:27
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i went poop this morning
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2003-05-03, 12:29
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Uahhh. 
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2003-05-03, 12:53
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I'm an amateur porn director and I'd love to put you in some of the scat videos I do, since you love shit and all.
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2003-05-03, 16:31
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oh my god, i never had that amount of fun reading a thread
fuck yeah
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2003-05-03, 17:13
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You rule stephy! Wally would be so proud of you.
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2003-05-03, 19:32
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I have fecalphobia............I'm afraid to do it so I haven't in 27 years.
Now you know why wally says I'm full of shit.
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Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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2003-05-03, 20:33
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Guys, I'm having dinner here!!!
Honestly, though, I'm just eating some candy....
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seems like you got a case of stupidphobia
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2003-05-03, 22:09
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...your eating dinner and your going to trust a forum called poop.
heh
kinda funny
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2003-05-03, 23:16
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you pooeater  |
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2003-05-04, 00:04
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ewww doctor thats gross heh
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2003-05-04, 00:31
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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We do NOT need a thread about shit.
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