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Old 2003-05-02, 01:45
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RTT #21 - Suck your cock and rub your tummy!

Is it possible? I got one of them down

X-men comes out tommrow. Nightcrawlers gunna kick ass.
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Old 2003-05-02, 01:59
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I think I'll get drunk and go see it tomorrow
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Old 2003-05-02, 02:12
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Nah, I don't really fancy rubbing my tummy.
 
Old 2003-05-02, 02:42
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This is the second time in the past week that a new RTT has been started that didn't need to be. I give up.


Headin' out to see X-Men United right now as a matter of fact, the midnight showing. Time to geek out for 2 hours.
 
Old 2003-05-02, 03:30
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Haha sorry. I thought a new one was started every 300 posts, delete this one then.
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Old 2003-05-02, 04:18
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yes, but RTT #20 is only at 259
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Old 2003-05-02, 06:40
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Eh, fuck the other one. It was stale anyway, and it had a strange odor.


X-Men United kicked serious ass by the way.
 
Old 2003-05-02, 07:23
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X-men united? it's not out here yet... the last movie kicked ass though.

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Old 2003-05-02, 12:34
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*sucks his cock*

X-men II has Famke Jansen in it, out dutch pride

and i saw The two towers yesterday, it was pretty neat.
I really like the Ents and Gimli. yeah......gimli's my favorite
 
Old 2003-05-02, 13:56
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Gimli is a boring sack of midget shit. I can't wait to see X-Men tonight. I've been playing that Wolverine's Revenge game non-stop since it came out...i fuckin' love that game.
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Old 2003-05-02, 15:01
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fuck it man, Gimli is the man, he's the only one there with humor.

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Old 2003-05-02, 15:48
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Nah man, it's all about Legolas. He kicks major arse.
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Old 2003-05-02, 16:13
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i fucking hate elflings, with them stupid ears.
nah, give me dwarfs with beards and axes
 
Old 2003-05-02, 16:56
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Nice header, its good that you pulled it off Darko, if weijia created this thread with the same title, we'd be laying down his mouldy stirfry on his grave.
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Old 2003-05-02, 20:25
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I'm also going to see X-Men, this Saturday. I saw previews/makings of it, I think on FOX (although I thought the 'interviews' were abit dumb), and I was just captured by it. Yeah, Nightcrawler looks pretty cool.
 
Old 2003-05-02, 20:55
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aint gonna go see the second x man movie and did not see the first..yeah im not much of a movie guy byt anyway i think ill tell you what i found today....are you ready? do you think you can handle it? well after searchign for a death hoodie i finally fuckinf found one
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Old 2003-05-02, 21:35
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2003-05-02, 22:44
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are you gonna go? fuck that man i aint gonna go to mine its not till the end of may or the beggining of june
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Old 2003-05-03, 05:51
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Ok, this is disturbing now....where the hell has weijia been lately?
 
Old 2003-05-03, 06:10
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I think he ate too much and can't move anymore.
Or he's got a new girlfriend and hasn't time for us. Damn women.

I sold yesterday my hair bacuase of women. And this for min. 3 beer!!!!
My hair looks stupid anyway. Everywhere the same length, about 5 cm. So this is a fair deal i think.
But i hope i don't get a too preppy haircut.
 
Old 2003-05-03, 10:27
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I cut my hair once just for a woman ... and the bitch left me....
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Old 2003-05-03, 10:43
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It was for two women and some beer.
But now i got a preppy haircut. Looks like this Beckham-cunt-head.
 
Old 2003-05-03, 10:50
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Hehehe!!

Beckham has grown his hair long again, i think, last match i saw he had long hair tied back.
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Old 2003-05-03, 14:20
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Ok, this is disturbing now....where the hell has weijia been lately?

i never thought you cared about him but didnt he say he was aon vacation or something like that a bit ago?

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I cut my hair once just for a woman ... and the bitch left me....

what do you always talk about your hair man?
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Old 2003-05-03, 14:34
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Weijia is still a cunt, don't get me wrong. His absence throws off the balance of cunt vs. non-cunt though, it's strange.
 
Old 2003-05-03, 14:51
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don't worry, he'll be back, he probably just ate another baby and nearly suffocated, he'll be fine.

Sander, never cut your hair off for a woman man, no matter what, fuck em!
 
Old 2003-05-03, 16:25
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a*fucking*gree Def.
my hair's my pride, and women are there for cooking and cleaning and personal amusement (no offense Cynticata (sp?))
 
Old 2003-05-03, 16:31
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Fuck the cops... I just got an "unsafe start" violation last night for turning too quickly. Pricks...
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Old 2003-05-03, 17:06
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Fuck the cops... I just got an "unsafe start" violation last night for turning too quickly. Pricks...


hahahahahaha, turning too quickly, that's a new one on me. if i were you, i'd take that bitch to court.
 
Old 2003-05-03, 17:09
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Mabey the thread gave Weijia an idea and right now hes laying on the floor with a broken neck......Im gunna see X-men tonight.



Funny Story,
This guy in Japan liked some girl so he invited her over for dinner. But as you could guess...he ended up eating her. So he gets sent to a mental institution. But his dad is some big hotshot and he gets him out of the institution and he moves to Tokyo. Now he is a huge fucking celeberty whos on talk shows, sitcoms, soaps, ect. He even wrote a book about it and is a huge seller! I want to buy it but im not sure if its in english.
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Old 2003-05-03, 17:49
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Title: how i invited my girl for dinner, and how she BECAME the dinner
 
Old 2003-05-03, 18:12
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hahahahahaha, turning too quickly, that's a new one on me. if i were you, i'd take that bitch to court.


nah, it's not worth it. I'll probably try to plea-bargain and get a reduced fine. I don't think he saw what I did though. I think he heard the turn, looked over, saw me driving across the lot, and assumed I'd burned out (hence the "unsafe start" violation). Either way, it's not worth fighting it when the judge is on his side...
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Old 2003-05-03, 18:40
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haha cops over there suck serious dick.

Yesterday night, when I came back from a gig, at about 4 in the night, me and our drummer where driving 70 *km* in a city, 50 was the limit, and we where overtaken by a copcar, haha we didn't notice it, but he didn't bother to pull us over either, he was doing 80 or 90, haha.

Cops over here are pretty ok, except when you're drunk, you don't want to run into them too often, they tend to be bitches, but the traffic police on highways over here, are okay, they don't bitch about a few km's too fast.
but what the fuck? they find all kinda crappy reasons to give warnings and shit over there!
 
Old 2003-05-03, 18:53
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yeah our cops are grade A asses most of the time but where i live other drviers are cool cause our cops like ot hide in places where u wont see them till its too late so people flash their lights at you if theres a cop hiden somewhere. do people do that stuff where u guys live?
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Old 2003-05-03, 19:02
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we have those boxes at thje side of the rode and behind roadsigns with photograph you when you drivfe too fast, but half the time they are burned down or dont have a film in it.

But when you know a place were new ones are installed we all tell eachother: hey, watch out over there, they have new boxes there.

we are social people
 
Old 2003-05-03, 19:04
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I think some of the drivers are dolts. I know here on some of the interstates, the cops won't even bother "hiding" and they still catch people.

That was pretty funny though, ah, you're turning to fast!! Silly reason to get pulled over.
 
Old 2003-05-03, 19:20
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every night after closing my mom takes her extra cookies to the police station
down the street. haha, yesterday they gave her a card, "to the cookie lady"
damn cops--smoochin' off my mother...
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2003-05-03, 19:23
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ahhh, i leave for prom in an hour, to take pictures, eat
at a STEAK HOUSE!!mmmmm, then prom starts at 8pm -12am
my date's ugly, i won't dance with her. fuck that, i won't dance at all!
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2003-05-03, 19:30
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i bet you would if you had MC Hammer's special dancing shoes
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Old 2003-05-03, 19:40
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powersoftterror: I think it's too late now, but if it's not, bring your guitar, rent a Marhall fullstack, and hide it in the "room" where the prom is. When everyone's dancing, start shredding their fucking asses off!! That would be fun, heh?

About the cops and stuff. In Sweden, we don't have enough cops to have any keeping track of people on the roads. Basically, if you screw up (hit some(thing/one) or drive WAAAAAY too fast) they might mess with you, but not otherwise.
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Old 2003-05-04, 06:12
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cops where im from always stop parties, they are shit, they give u a free lift home but if u ask for one dats kool, but in an overall judgment they suck ass
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Old 2003-05-04, 09:07
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yeah our cops are grade A asses most of the time but where i live other drviers are cool cause our cops like ot hide in places where u wont see them till its too late so people flash their lights at you if theres a cop hiden somewhere. do people do that stuff where u guys live?



Yeah, sure, I allways signal to other drivers if I see cops, and I call my friends when theres alcohol control in the weekends and shit

they hide here too, with radar controllers and ofcourse flashcamera's on the highways, they hide them too well though, it's easy to get a ticket for speeding here In general cops here are asses too, but only the local cops patrolling the area's where people go out and stuff, the others are ok...

Damn, a free ride home, haha, cops over here don't do that... they'll give you a free ride to the station if you're beeing an ass and they'll let you sleep over
 
Old 2003-05-04, 11:18
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Damn, a free ride home, haha, cops over here don't do that... they'll give you a free ride to the station if you're beeing an ass and they'll let you sleep over

Hey its cheap accomodation, why complain?
 
Old 2003-05-04, 13:38
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because the fucking beds don't have pillows lol
 
Old 2003-05-04, 13:59
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lol how would you know def.
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Old 2003-05-04, 14:03
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ehm, yeah...

just never, ever attack a garbage dumpster when there are cops around. lol.
 
Old 2003-05-04, 21:15
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My mom found my goddamn bong
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Old 2003-05-04, 21:21
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serves you right for not hiding it well enough
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True, but it was hidden very well in the molding around the floor. We had ants in my room and my mom's boyfriend and her cleaned it out and found a trail of ants leading to the molding. Then they took apart the molding and found it. I guess ants are attracted to THC...she's handling it well. I told her it was from a long time ago and a few friends of mine were trying it, I just never threw it away cause I didn't know where it throw it. I'm not even grounded
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not getting grounded is a good thing right?.........................
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Old 2003-05-05, 02:21
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PROM SUCKED GOATSNOT!
a lot of chicks(HOT ONES!) asked me to dance, and i said no.
ha, so i sat on my ass for 4 hours talking to really hot people.
damn, some advice guys, compliment every hot chick you find,
and they will love you, i was in the zone.
then the school held an after prom party, and it kicked all ass.
free food, and i ran the obstacle course all morning,
those air balloon ones, with the climbing and running...
hahaha, i was undefeated. then i got home around 8am, slept
to 12pm, did homework, then slept to 7pm, to watch
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
Old 2003-05-05, 02:27
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Your post boggles the fucking mind.
 
Old 2003-05-05, 02:44
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bwahahaha. sorry, i dont swing like that.
i wasn't at all alone though. there was a good lookin' one
that hated dancin' as well, we talked a while.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
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Old 2003-05-05, 03:06
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Did you guys hold hands man?!?!?!?!?
 
Old 2003-05-05, 03:06
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Dancong is fuckin fun dude,,,,,first, you get stiff, then you get head,

I;m drunk as fuck and the light are off and i cant see the keyboard/
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Old 2003-05-05, 09:11
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Old 2003-05-05, 11:23
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waking up to go to wageningen to celebrate the 5th of may liberation festival with crappy bands is even better
 
Old 2003-05-05, 11:45
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fuck you, yer going to a liberty festival
you are fucking doomed with blof and direct, unless you can play there, shred those fagots
 
Old 2003-05-05, 16:47
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Old 2003-05-05, 17:34
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Old 2003-05-05, 18:26
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Old 2003-05-05, 19:12
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fuck you, yer going to a liberty festival
you are fucking doomed with blof and direct, unless you can play there, shred those fagots


Nah, Agrésion and Face Tomorrow, it was okay, hehe, and cheap ass aldi beer, 39 cents for half a litre... lol
it does make your head tingle a bit, I gotta go to school tomorrow, thats why we went early and I'm allready home now (bit for 22:30)

maybe we can play at wageningen next week, local talentstuff or something... but they probably won't want a bunch of fuckers like us on stage. hehe
 
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Has someone else ALDI in his country?
 
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Old 2003-05-06, 09:02
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I don't think so. lol, but the ALDI sells really cheap half litre beer cans, you can get totally wasted for 5 bucks lol, that's like 6 litre. lol
 
Old 2003-05-06, 13:38
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aldi is like the forbidden place here, if you buy there, you're a poor fag.
But it is fucking cheap

i think they have Aldi's in france and belgium too, hmm
 
Old 2003-05-06, 14:44
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good for me my mom doesn't care if smoke pot, even in the house! i got bongs and pipes laying around all over the fuckin place. and even a homemade bong that i made out of one of those tall fucking plastic cups that you can get from KFC sometimes. fuck is it good munchin on KFC. clubhouse twister's the shit!
 
Old 2003-05-06, 15:10
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Old 2003-05-06, 16:21
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aldi is like the forbidden place here, if you buy there, you're a poor fag.
But it is fucking cheap

i think they have Aldi's in france and belgium too, hmm


lol fuck that, beer in pubs here is expensive, and getting drunk is even more expensive, that's why buying beer at the aldi rules. 39c for half a litre. lol
 
Old 2003-05-06, 16:23
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just a question:
what schmuck voted on the forum rules


Probably atif, he rates everything.
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Old 2003-05-06, 16:39
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i just hate the fact it's rated, cant stand it
dont know why to be honest

and cheap half litercans rule
 
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Old 2003-05-06, 21:14
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I FINALLY was able to rent the movie 'jackass'. Some of the scenes were like "Heh. Look what he can do. ", but others were funny. I... I liked it.
 
Old 2003-05-06, 21:27
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Old 2003-05-06, 21:31
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2003-05-07, 08:19
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I liked that movie, even though some parts where lame, you can download all the CKY movies on internet, now those are really cool.
 
Old 2003-05-07, 08:40
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I've seen all the Jackass stuff, is CKY any better or just basically the same?
 
Old 2003-05-07, 08:46
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it's better, its some of the stuff they won't show you on tv and shit, there are 3 (?) CKY movies on Kazaa, there's some really cool ones.

renting a car, crashing it into shit, setting it on fire, and the only thing they had to pay was the extra insurance for the rent
 
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i saw CKY 3 and Jackass. A lot of funny shit there. And Angel of Death soundtrack
 
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Old 2003-05-07, 20:13
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thats fucked up i think our real sane shoudl kill him
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Old 2003-05-07, 22:59
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the new guy, not you...
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
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Old 2003-05-07, 23:21
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Old 2003-05-07, 23:45
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
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Old 2003-05-08, 03:13
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just at skool showing all these guys the tits thread and they r all blowin there loads, all porno is takin off our skool computers so all these guys cant believe how i found porno..........................later
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haha, thank god for the nicest tit thread eh?

bah, just another boring day and I'm thinkin of going home and back into my warm fluffy bed..
 
Old 2003-05-08, 13:07
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woah ,pizza day at the local Turk!!!!
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Old 2003-05-08, 14:25
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nice, that's bloody cheap

but last time I ate at a turk I had a bad stomach pain.
might have been the beer though, lol.

seen the new 'Fa' commercial yet? its porn man, and they're broadcasting it the whole day
 
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"Fa"-ads are always porn.
Damn i have no cable-TV here.

I was today 3 hours at the beach. Greifswald can be a cool town.
 
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Porn ads in the daytime? ...........


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Old 2003-05-08, 16:25
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Damn i have no cable-TV here.

I was today 3 hours at the beach. Greifswald can be a cool town.


yeah, 'Fa' ads rule lol

this one is about a guy parking his car in front of a firehose connection somewhere in america or something.

the guy is parking so this chick helps him, he looks in the mirror, the chick pulls off her shirt and the guy can see her boobies, he presses the gas and ramms into the firehose connection thing, they get this fountain of water,

then you hear some lame stuff about ''If you want freshness you should try 'Fa' Shower Gel, 'Fa' how far will you go for freshness'

or something like that. haha
 
Old 2003-05-08, 16:31
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Thats kinda cheesy haha
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i didn't go to the Turk, my mom wont let me
'do your homework' :kaoiken:


and the Fa commercial is cool, you get to see her tits pretty long, that pleases me
and i just recorvered out porn and movie channel unlockdecoder. My mom took it because we were watching porn al the time.
BUT IT IS BACK!!!
MWUHAHAHA
 
Old 2003-05-08, 17:19
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you got cable doctor?

I've got digital sattelite, about 500 channels

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