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Animals and Heavy Metal
Animals must have different hearing frequencies to us.
Whenever I play classical music with high notes, my cat freaks. She fucking hates it.
Right now she is sitting quietly and happily through The Crown and Anthax played at force 10, not a two feet from the speakers. And she's purring.
This thread is very silly.
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"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
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2003-04-03, 01:54
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Hah, sounds cool man. Anthrax - loved by all species.
I had a bassett hound for a long time, she never paid my music any mind. Of course the only time she moved was to shit, or eat.
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2003-04-03, 01:55
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I play acoustic and my cat comes...i touch my electric, it runs. I think the high pitch hurts their little ears. This is a stupid thread. DIE
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2003-04-03, 02:05
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my chameleon doesnt seem to mind the heavy metal coming from the speaker right next to his cage. whenever i play my electric, he cocks his head to the side and stares at me with one eye.
i couldnt watch this perfectly good thread go to waste!
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2003-04-03, 02:08
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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Now it's New Millenium Cynadie Christ, and the fucking cat is loving it.
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far_beyond_sane - contributing to the moral decay of your children since 1982
"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
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2003-04-03, 02:27
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yeah my sheep dog Raven cocks his head to the side when i play guitar
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2003-04-03, 04:22
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i have no pets, but i heard termites like heavy metal.......
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2003-04-03, 04:37
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my dog comes into my room and sleeps on the love-seat
when i'm playing guitar full on, listening to some kickass
heavy music.
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2003-04-03, 05:39
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thats right
my dog always starts to jump on my lap when i play drums.
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2003-04-03, 07:12
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haha My cat always tries to get out when I play my music.... Stupid animal
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2003-04-03, 07:37
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My dog barked when my brother played his sax. At christmas when the whole family sings christmas songs (Yes, we do that. And just my parents know the whole lyrics. That's hilarious all the time. ) my dog sat in front of my father and barked.
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2003-04-03, 08:59
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Headbanging pets!
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2003-04-03, 09:49
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my dog stays when i play guitar, he doesn't mind it most of the time, and he doesn't mind if i have the metal coming from the TV or computer speakers, but if its the stereo next to my bed (where he usually is, on my bed) then he gets up and leaves. Unless of course its not metal.
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2003-04-03, 10:50
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Yeah my hermit crab started cutting itself because it was real depressed from listening to too much shitty black metal. It kinda gone into its shell.
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2003-04-03, 11:00
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warnerve, your hermit crabs a pussy, my dogs hardcore to the fulliest. He skinned himself, then ate it.
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hermit crabs suck ass
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2003-04-03, 11:08
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y not own a dragon like the rest of us
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2003-04-03, 12:59
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my siamese cat fuckin hate my whammy pedal when i use the octaver to play becoming or suicide note part 2. it react alot to pinch harmonic too
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2003-04-03, 16:30
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When i play my bass with distortion (which is rare ) a lot of spiders crawl out of places and crawl up to the amp and listen its cool. Thats before i throw pennys at them, hehe
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2003-04-03, 16:35
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I was at my mates place once playing 5 minutes alone (pantera) when the dog started freaking out. haha.
I think it was looking for other dogs to start a moshpit or something, that dog gets the creeps when he hears bach and regular music, dogs are weird...
cats, I never seen the effect of metal on cats, but it probably depends what kind of brand you've got.
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2003-04-03, 16:42
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My cockatiel will headbang to rap, and some metal, as long as it isn't real fast, and if a flute is playing, or there is whistling in the music, or someone whistling along with it, then he'll start, but he'll just whistle random things.
Whistle is a weird fucking word. Stare at the word for like 5 minutes, just contemplating the word, it's insane.
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2003-04-03, 16:59
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so THAT'S how you spent yer time
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2003-04-03, 20:30
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My drummers fuckin dog chews on everything during practice. One time we were playin and then all of the sudden....no more bass.....fuckin dog chewed through the chord while our old bassist was playing. We have had to solder so many fuckin chords back together cuz of that god damn dog.
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my dog just lays there very pleasently when its just playing througt the stereo but if i have my guitar strapped on as soon as i go to reach for the chord to plug it in hes out the damn room like lightning
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2003-04-03, 22:49
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the dog bit through a bass string......what kind of dog is this!?
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2003-04-03, 22:51
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A faggot dog.
The dog bit through the lead connecting it to the amp.
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2003-04-04, 16:14
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Quote:
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My drummers fuckin dog chews on everything during practice. One time we were playin and then all of the sudden....no more bass.....fuckin dog chewed through the chord while our old bassist was playing. We have had to solder so many fuckin chords back together cuz of that god damn dog.
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That dog rules..Rottweiler?
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2003-04-04, 16:31
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I just found out my cat likes Kamelot....
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2003-04-04, 16:45
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How did you find that out?
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2003-04-04, 17:12
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I got home from school and he's like "dude, play your Kamelot albums...they kick ass!" so i was like "sweet, my cat likes Kamelot"
...but seriously, I played them real loud and my cat came into the room and layed by the speakers. He was also wagging his tail to the beat.
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2003-04-04, 17:24
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I love the sarcasm in the first sentence, and when cats wag there tail, it means there 'NOT' happy.
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It depends on how they wag it....If it whips side to side it means they are cautious. When i give him treats, he wags it in random directions so i know it can mean he's mad. Come to think of it, it always wags unless he's sad...then it just hangs down real low
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Headbanging pets!
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maybe you oughtta take a picture of your pet headbanging, and then start a thread about it!
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2003-04-06, 17:11
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my fat spoiled peice of shit cats just run like hell when they here my amp turn on. then later a find out that they chew the fuck out of my chords!
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2003-04-07, 02:06
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When I had my fish next to my stereo, it started to hide when I'd play music.
Ive moved him since then, but all he does is sleep in the corner. It must have
made him crazy.
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2003-04-09, 13:10
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cats, I never seen the effect of metal on cats, but it probably depends what kind of brand you've got.
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Usually the effect is a high scream, blood, hair and some scratches when you strike your cat with a heavy metal fryingpan!
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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Cat Experiment #2
2:04pm
Cat comes into room, jumps on bed, turns around a few times and goes to sleep thirty seconds after I start playing Destruction - Bullets from Hell. Reaction to old-school thrash excellent.
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linkin park came on radio and my dog did a shit
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Cat Experiment #3
4:47pm
Sleeping cat administered with 3 minutes of In Flames - Dialogue with the Stars - a heavy instrumental. Waking not observed. Reaction to Gothenburg style - mediocre.
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"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
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play "Cat Scratch Fever" and see what happens.
and then play a song with dogs in it, something by Snoop Dogg perhaps.
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2003-04-20, 18:59
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dogs of war by saxon!
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2003-04-20, 22:41
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LOL!
you got to be joking
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My dog likes Black Metal , whenever i play music it starts rolling on the floor and barks...
Also , have you ever made a chicken listen to metal? I did , but the next day it died.
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Yeah my dog is satanic and he likes black metal, he is true, and hardcore. When he listens to it he get so pumped up, he kills himself.
No really.
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2003-05-02, 09:55
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Lol yeah mine wears a spikey collar an inverted cross and hair colour looks like he has corpse paint on...
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my snaakes freak out because of the vibrations and my frog digs holes, with his head in the air... i dunno why.
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