Its april fools day tommorow, so watch out for any un-suspected pranks..which you probably wont know about..the only prank i know is that my freind is gonna spike this guy that steals his drink everyday, hes gonna spike it with 5 laxatives..ooo

Hes gonna have the shits all day - Maybe all week.

Does any of you have any pranks that your gonna play on anyone else..i dont.. i cant think of any really good ones..

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yeah,i'm gonna tell everyone to tie there shoes, and when they look down i'm ginna laugh em in there faces: APRIL FOOL!!!!!!!!!!!

no really i ain't gonna do no nothin'. (that sounded black, didn't it)

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Hehe, I was thinking about staying awake as late as I normally do (like 1:15 in the night), get up, and push the test button on those what do you call them, fire alert thingies (put them in the roof, make annoying sounds if they detect smoke). But I don't think my parents would think it's any fun...

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That will send him to the hospital.

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I thought of some pranks for sane once, but they were deemed too evil. So I'm not going to do any now.

I remember that. Can't remember what it was about though... or what they were for... or who they were for, more importantly... ARSE!

Today when I go past the very annoying guy in the gym, I will fart on his head when he's sitting on the leg press. A protein fart of evilness. He will deserve it.

Juvenile, but OH SO SMELLY!

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i'm gonna set a bear trap out side my parents door

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im gunna drink all the coke in the fridge den fill the bottles back up with pepsi, hahaha that will sort people out

ohh im bad

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Haha

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haha sane nice one

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I'm gonna harrass pedestrians when I drive by them.


But that is year-round fun................

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back from school ,april fool report:

arrived at school, 'hey, tie yer shoes man' me=looking down, 'APRIL FOOL!!!'

'hey, yer fly is open', me=looking down, 'APRIL FOOL!!!!'

'hey, whats that stain on yer shirt', me=looking down, 'APRIL FOOL!!!'

goddamn april fool!!!
die

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The climax of the smilies is nice, dumb doctor.

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This morning at my locker there were some of my friends hanging around and this girl Leila. She asked me if she had too much perfume on and i said "no, you smell nice" then i said "April Fools!". Everyone laughed ( i think she wants me) ....i guess you had to have been there to see the humor...thats all thats happened so far today.

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so your that asshole that wipped the egg at me *cocks shot gun*

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yeah, i was waiting fot that reaction

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Well the laxatives incident occured today, and it wasnt a pretty sight, well my mate had 4 laxatives and he got 2 other mates to be in on the prank, so him and his mates went up to this other kid (ollie) and goes i bet one of you here cant swallow a m'n'm whole, so he takes the blue laxatives from his pocket and hands ollie,tim and sam, and himself one, and says on the count of three throw it to the back of your throat and swallow hard..

So dave, tim and sam, all pretend to and ollie, chugs it down like a bitch, and goes..why didnt you do it?.. so tim dave and sam all started laughing and walked off, half an hour later..he was told about the laxative that he was spiked with.

So he starts sticking his fingers down his throat to vomit it up before anything starts to take effect, the teacher spotted him puking up and sent him to the medical room, where he was shaking, and shitting himself.. and also vomiting.

and all 3 of them got suspended for 3 days, pretty bad on Ollie but oh well, april fools!

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HAHAHASHA

thats the best fucking story i ever heard!!!

fucking funny

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hehe....

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Great story tatter3d!

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THAT'S MEAN....

I GOT A "PUCKET SIZED" WHOPPEE CUSHION
A GOOD WAY TO HAVE FUN IN THE METRO OR THE BUS
BUT PEOPLES DO REMEMBER YOU AS A DISGUSTING BASTARD
AFTER THAT

A FUCK IT!!
I DON'T NEED IT I'LL DO SOME GOOD REAL OLD SMELLY JUICY FARTS

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I put laxatives in a tic tacs bottle and handed them out to people .

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fill you dad's beer bottles with water.
after a hard day's work...

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Thats a good one, better than saying, ''i bet you cant swallow this whole!'' but it still worked hehe

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a couple of years ago i was pissed at my dad, and thne he asked me to get him a beer, so i took the empty bottle, went to the loo, filled half with water and the other halp with piss
you should have seen him spitting it out man! god, i had a laugh

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Did he chase you around the house shouting ''im gonna kill you son!!!'' as he runs past the cat, it drops dead from the urine breath.

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no, he swallowed a bit and then he said: You pissed in it!!
i started laughing like hell: yes yes hahaha, my brother almost pissed his pants laughing and when my mum came in and started laughing to he couldn't help laughing aswell. happy end

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My girl told her dad she was pregnant as an April Fool's joke.

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hahaha, did you find out from her dad?

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Thats the only April fools joke I appreciate in this entire thread. Thats awesome dude.

i did a lot of "your shoes are untied." and "what's that!!!" "make ya look!!"
how lame a day it was.

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Acutally I thought i t wa spreeet y m ean. I todl hier i I would'v efpunc h ed herright in the face, had she to ld me on April Fool's d a y buecaue se it was a reedllllay bad da yd dof rme me.

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Fuck yeah, thats what I always say.

warnerve have u ever pissed in a bottle and tried to get ppl to drink it?

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Wallys drunk! Wallys drunk! la la la la la la Wallys drrruuuuunk!!!!!!


Or was...hehe

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Translates to:

Actually, I thought it was pretty mean. I told her I would've punched her right in the face, had she told me on April Fool's Day, because it was a really bad day for me.

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Thanks for the translation wally

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Well, my girlfriend told ME she was pregnant.... I could feel the coldsweat down my back. And when she said "Aprils fool", i was to happy to care... It was her stephmother that told her what to say. I'm going to pay her back

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