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Old 2012-07-12, 23:39
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gosh darn black jelly beans

We almost forgot to post a birthday thread for Dyldo, so happy birthday.
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Old 2012-07-12, 23:41
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Happy birthday you cunt.
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Old 2012-07-13, 02:33
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Have a good one; do something horribly regretful and with lots of pics!
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Old 2012-07-13, 16:32
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YOU'RE MY FUCKING HERO, DYLAN.

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Old 2012-07-13, 23:16
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We almost forgot to post a birthday thread for Dyldo...
Maybe next year we'll get it right and forget entirely.

Dyldings, you're three kinds of faggot, but I love you.

Hope you had a good one
 
Old 2012-07-14, 07:51
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BIER EN TIEHTEN LALALALALAAAAA
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Old 2012-07-14, 13:28
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Old 2012-07-15, 06:06
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Daawww, thanks guys. I was pretty hurt/surprised Paddy didn't get to it first, but he's been going through a lot lately as he finally fell in love, but she was slaughtered the next day. I spent the weekend kayaking and snorkeling on an island off the coast of Cali where my gf works/lives for the summer. It was nice, although people that live on small islands are just as bad as people that live in small isolated towns in some parts of the midwest/south. I've tilted them "beachbillies".

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Old 2012-07-15, 06:57
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Daawww, thanks guys. I was pretty hurt/surprised Paddy didn't get to it first, but he's been going through a lot lately as he finally fell in love, but she was slaughtered the next day.
The nature of the relationship may have changed but it's still ongoing.
 
Old 2012-07-15, 07:54
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I don't know why this hasn't happened sooner. I mean, most 5 year olds are very trusting.
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Old 2012-07-15, 15:32
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Daawww, thanks guys. I was pretty hurt/surprised Paddy didn't get to it first, but he's been going through a lot lately as he finally fell in love, but she was slaughtered the next day. I spent the weekend kayaking and snorkeling on an island off the coast of Cali where my gf works/lives for the summer. It was nice, although people that live on small islands are just as bad as people that live in small isolated towns in some parts of the midwest/south. I've tilted them "beachbillies".

Please feel free to continue telling me how much you all love me and how much money you'll be sending me.


Sounds pretty awesome unless you had to put on a wetsuit. I HATE THEM.

I swear this thread title used to be different....... lol
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Old 2012-07-15, 17:16
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I hate putting on wetsuits when they're damp, but other than that I think they're the greatest thing ever. Peeing in them feels AMAZING if its colder than usual.
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Old 2012-07-15, 21:51
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Daawww, thanks guys. I was pretty hurt/surprised Paddy didn't get to it first, but he's been going through a lot lately as he finally fell in love, but she was slaughtered the next day. I spent the weekend kayaking and snorkeling on an island off the coast of Cali where my gf works/lives for the summer. It was nice, although people that live on small islands are just as bad as people that live in small isolated towns in some parts of the midwest/south. I've tilted them "beachbillies".

Please feel free to continue telling me how much you all love me and how much money you'll be sending me.



I seem to recall there was a place referred to as Goat Island near Catalina. I hope you had a baaaaa-d ass birthday. Bleet your heart out.

Paddy stole something and they cut off his other hand? And I thought he was just ignoring me.
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Old 2012-07-15, 22:37
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You went to Catalina? How was the weather?
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Old 2012-07-15, 22:47
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Old 2012-07-16, 01:05
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You went to Catalina? How was the weather?

It rained on Thursday, but other than that pretty sunny. I really enjoyed having a beer in the rain on the beach though. And it shut everyone the fuck up.
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Old 2012-07-16, 01:25
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It rained on Thursday, but other than that pretty sunny. I really enjoyed having a beer in the rain on the beach though. And it shut everyone the fuck up.



Ah so it wasn't much different from mainland. It was humid as hell here for the last half of the week. It felt like east coast weather.
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Old 2012-07-16, 10:01
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I never got on the island, just went near it twice on a big Gray ship. The USS Gray FF1054, destroyer escort or fast ,whichever you want to call it. And I went under the Coronado Bridge before I ever went over it, too.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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Old 2012-07-16, 15:05
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Ah so it wasn't much different from mainland. It was humid as hell here for the last half of the week. It felt like east coast weather.

Yeah it was pretty hot and muggy in the mornings but cleared up.

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I never got on the island, just went near it twice on a big Gray ship. The USS Gray FF1054, destroyer escort or fast ,whichever you want to call it. And I went under the Coronado Bridge before I ever went over it, too.

You didn't miss out on much. Avalon, the main town, is quaint from a distance but when you're in it its just really touristy, kitsch, and expensive (and the bay is like the 2nd dirtiest in the state). There is some good hiking and fishing but its a lot better at Two Harbors where I was which is a lot more remote and and pretty. You can do all there is to do in two days (though I could snorkel there for a good full day as it was really awesome, stingrays and sharks EVERYWHERE). There are some dudes there that spear fish every morning so I'm hoping if I go again before her work contract ends I can hook up with them and see if they'll teach me. They made some awesome ceviche with fresh caught halibut.

The first time I went to Avalon was in high school with a couple friends and we all dropped acid. Never again.
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Old 2012-07-16, 17:52
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And I went under the Coronado Bridge before I ever went over it, too.
It's funny how every time you go under a bridge you come out the other end $3 richer with a penguin's waddle.
 
Old 2012-07-17, 09:25
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Let's see. That's 60 nickles.

And just for clarification, I asked my hubby about Goat Island. I was in the wrong place remembering that one! It's up by Niagara Falls. lol

I think the best view I ever had of Catalina was from up on Mt. Laguna at a place called Kitchen Creek. I think it was part of the Cleveland National Forest. There was a clearing up where we used to 4wheel and you could see it off in the distance. Beautiful. Got some really awesome rooster tails driving the Scout through a big mud hole up there, too.
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Old 2012-07-17, 13:20
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I hate putting on wetsuits when they're damp, but other than that I think they're the greatest thing ever. Peeing in them feels AMAZING if its colder than usual.


hahahaha I'll have to try it!
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Old 2012-07-27, 15:17
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Happy, belated, birthday Dylan

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Old 2012-10-10, 22:50
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Cali had my girlfriend work / life summer off the coast of a small island on the weekend, kayaking and snorkeling.
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Old 2012-10-11, 13:07
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Ahaha, what? Why did you garbble a sentence I posted? And you don't even have a spam link!
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Old 2012-10-11, 20:03
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Ahaha, what? Why did you garbble a sentence I posted? And you don't even have a spam link!

It's so funny I'm not even gonna ban the guy. We should hold him up as a hilarious example of spamming gone wrong.
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Old 2012-10-11, 21:26
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Those were my thoughts exactly.
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Old 2012-10-13, 08:45
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Old 2012-10-30, 10:14
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Happy late bday to you too! Maybe one of these days you'll man up and get a scorpion. heh
 
Old 2012-10-31, 23:28
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